Friday, August 12, 2011

Reception

*Hey Yall I hope yall like this one it’s pretty cute Love @TrebbleBarbie*
Safaree and Nicki pulled up to their wedding reception hall and walked thru the double glass doors. They had to walk thru another set of doors also to get to the actual party but before they walked out they were announced by the DJ.
“Ladies and Gentlemen we have your Newlyweds in the building!!! Make some noise for Mr. and Mrs. Samuels”
They played “I’m coming out” as Safaree and Nicki danced their way in and made it to the middle of the floor for their first dance. Safaree chose the song that they would dance to since Nicki chose everything else. This was the song that was playing in the background when he proposed to her. As the lights went dim Safaree walked to the middle of the floor unbuttoning his tux jacket. The light that moved around the room was pink and red. And he cued for the dj to play the song. The song he chose was “all my life” by K-ci and Jojo. Then he reached his hand out for Nicki to come to the floor.
As she reached out for his hand he pulled her too his chest and she rested her head over his heart. Everybody around them clapped. As they swayed side to side he sang the words of the song into Nicki’s ear “all my life, I prayed for someone, like you, and I hope that you do love me too”. They gazed at each other and said
“I love you Mr. Samuels”
“I love you more”
He twirled her around but this time he made her stand on his feet because she was so small. He wanted to be able to reach her lips. After he adjusted her on his feet, he held her chin and they exchanged kisses. They forgot about the crowd that was behind them crying, clapping and cheering them on.
“You’re finally mine”
“Yep I am”
They giggled and he took her off of his shoes and let her feet touch the ground. He spun her around on her toes and dipped her and kissed her again but this time it was a deeper kiss. When they were done kissing Safaree then picked her up and spun her around again as all of the cameras were flashing and they had Martin video recording.
As the second song begins to play Nicki turned to the crowd and invited everybody else on the dance floor.
“Everybody grabs a partner” the dj screamed into the microphone while bopping his head
Nicki danced with her father and both of her brothers and once with her mother before making it back to her husband. Safaree danced with his mother and sisters before returning to Nicki.
The electric slide came on and all of the old people got up to join the massive crowd dance. Nicki did as the song said and went all the way down to the floor in her dress dancing with one arm swinging back and forth in the air.
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“Look at Nicki hitting those dance moves” one of the barbs said
 All of the barbs were admiring their queen as she danced the night away. Barbs were tweeting and dancing and eating.
The decorations of the reception were beautiful. From the ceiling hung Black and Hot Pink draping, and a huge crystal chandelier.  The chairs were black with Hot Pink bows; the tables had black table clothes and white china. The Forks, spoons and knives were silver. The napkins were rolled up on the left side of the plate and they were Hot Pink with circular jeweled piece holding them together. The centerpieces in the middle of the tables were tall clear vases that were half way filled with water and long-stemmed pink tulips that overflowed the vase. They also had clear and black martini glasses with their wedding date and their names on them so people could take home as souvenirs. And white cards that had all the guest names on them, showing them where they should be seated.  Some tables had small black square vases they decorated the tables along with white candles that were held in jeweled casings. Everything was well put together and everything coordinated.
The barbs loved the quality of everything from the food they ate to the wine they drunk. They had Lobster, Tilapia, Salmon, shrimp, crab, Curry, spicy Gumbo, Rice and other small side of that nature, sirloin steak, lamb chops, bake potatoes with the choice of chives and cheese or butter to add to it, Rose, white wine from 1960’s, Ace of spade, Moscato, Loco coco, Daqari’s in every fruity flavor you could think, Martini’s and a professional bar tender to make up the crazy concoctions of alcohol.
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“Yo Safaree it’s about that time dawg, bring yo bride” one of the groomsmen said to him
“Come on Nicki come to this seat right here”
“Ok! What am I sitting down for” Nicki said still smiling for a picture while slightly bopping her head to the music while Safaree has her arm
“I gotta do something and you do to”
 As soon as he told that to Nicki in her ear. One of the groomsmen had already walked to the dj and told him to cut the music and for everybody to come and surround Nicki and Safaree. It was time to take off the garter
“Garter time! now who catching it?” Safaree said laughin and looking behind him to see everybody backing up
“Here is your blind fold BC” Vincent handed him the black blindfold that had Mr. Samuels in cursive in white font
Nicki sat there with her mouth open looking around and mouthing to people she was embarrassed and giggling.
“Oh no! Safaree don’t get to freaky” Nicki said laughing and hold her breath looking down at Safaree who was now getting on his knee’s lifting her dress
Safaree was being funny as he threw the dress over his head. While he was covered he kissed Nicki’s thighs which made her jump a little and he came up for air saying
“Look now! Don’t kick me I gotta do my job”
They crowd said
“Ooooooooo” and giggles as they snapped pictures of the groom and bride
 The barbs started saying Pam Pam! And OnikaFaree as he went back under.
He worked his way up first kissing her ankle then her calf. He stopped at her knee and stuck his tongue out to the camera throwing up young money showing off his platinum wedding band then went back in on her thigh. Since he was blind folded, he followed the scent of her Chloe perfume up her leg. He placed small kisses on her thigh until he felt the garter in between his lips. He hooked the garter with his tongue and pulled it to his teeth. He then dragged it all the way down her leg and snatched off the blind fold and retrieved the garter. He popped the garter towards all the men on one side of the room and it landed in Vincent’s hand. And everybody laughed
“I guess that means I’m next huh?”
“Yeah I guess so”
Lauren smiled and blushed from across the room as Nicki turned her head and peeped that Vincent and Lauren exchanged I love you’d.
“Nicki you gotta toss you bouquet thingy right” Safaree asked
“Yeah I do”
“You gotta use your arm; you know the thing you always use on me when you are punching me like a punching bag”
“Shut up Safaree, trust me I got this, I’m finna launch this thing”
“Yo, yo, yo ladies crowd around as Nicki throw her bouquet who is going to be the lucky lady?”
When the Dj announced that all the women and barbs ran over to get a chance at catching her bouquet. The older women were desperate because they wanted the curse of finding love and getting married.
The DJ counted
“1…2…3… launch it Nicki”
“Throw baby” carol said laughing
Nicki threw with all of her heart and the bouquet landed in Tyra Banks hand.
“Oh girl you know I need this”
“You better werk Tyra boo” Nicki said cheesing at her
“You know I will, all I gotta do now is find me a man”
“Love is out their Tyra. I’m glad you caught it girl I love you thank you for coming” the photographers came over and snap a shot of them talking
“I wouldn’t miss my favorite Barbie’s wedding for nothing in the world”
Nicki blushed
“You look beautiful doll; I pray your marriage stay strong”
Nicki all of a sudden her clinging of glasses from her family hitting their drink glasses with fork, gesturing her to kiss Safaree. Nicki spun in a circle looking for Safaree, and then he came up from out of nowhere and places a kiss on her lips ever so gently. She closed her eyes and took in his Gucci cologne.
The family kept hitting their glasses which made them keeps kissing. Safaree was so funny; he got tired of kissing her on the lips and started kissing her everywhere else
“Watch it son, do kiss her right their while I’m still sitting here” Robert said which made everybody laugh
“My bad, my bad”
Nicki got up and gestured Tyesha, Diamond, Candice, and Lauren to come with her. She was ready to go change into her reception outfit.
“Where you going baby?” I’m going to change I will be back. She kissed him and mouthed to her mother that she would be right back for the toasts.
Lauren and Tyesha helped Nicki get out of her dress and a photographer was also snapping picture of that. She replaced the dress with a white Jogging suit that had Mrs. Samuels on the back and on the right chest part it had Bride in crystals. She threw on some brand-new Air Jordan retro XIII’s and walked out the door, and her crew followed right behind.
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“Yall look here comes Nicki she finna come talk to us” one of the barbs said
“Hey barbs”
“Hi Nicki, Hi HB, Hi Onika, Hi Mrs. Samuels” they all said at different times
“Hi barbs, I just wanted to come over here and tell you all how much I missed you all faces. I see all of my barbs, my real ride or dies here. I’m so happy all of you took the opportunity to fly out cause I know some of you are in college right?”
“Yes” they said
“Exactly! so I thank you all for coming out”
“No we thank you for giving us a free vacation” one barb said while everybody slapped five in agreeing with the barb while Nicki chuckled.
“No problem I just wanted to make sure I saw all of my favorites here. I love you all”
“We love you too and Safaree” the barbs said
 Safaree walked up.
“Hey coons, oh hey BC-64, your name curly sue right?”
“Yes Safaree” she said answering him while all the barbs were laughing and conversation amongst themselves
“Safaree I was thank them for coming do you want to tell them something?” Nicki asked looking up at him since he was standing over her behind her chair he looked down
“yes, keep the Coonery alive, keep the ignorance high, and fuck being humble, and remain BC’s” the barbs started clapping and Pam pam everywhere
“Ok barbs well we are going to listen to toast. If you all want to give one just stand up when you see somebody sit ok”
“Okay hb” the barbs said
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“The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. Toast to you two” Kimora Lee Simmons said holding up her glass
She sat down and Kobe Bryant stood up
“This Marriage thing is only hard if you make it, but you see I survived it, so when the bull shit hits you stand threw the storm and the rain, if you really love each other you will fight for what you want and that’s to keep your family together. Toast to you two” he sat down
 The family started to bang their glasses again and they kissed
One of the barbs stood up
“Ssshhh, I want to hear her” Nicki said while squinting her eyes to see which barb it was
“HB and SB I love yall, wish yall the best in life. We as your barbs want to see you two conquer the world and take the world by storm once again. We are always routing for you too. Have some babies, and die old together. Let your hearts beat as one. I love you. Here, here” the barbs clanged their glasses together
Nicki and Sb looked at each other and smiled and clapped
They made it thru all of the toast and they ate. Now it was time to cut the cake. The cake was Gorgeous. It was a 3 layered cake and the filling was vanilla crème and the inside had 4 layers per tier. It was red and pink roses that started from the middle of the cake at the top center and spiraled their way down to the table. The rose peddles were going in the motion of the spiral on the table also. Safaree and Nicki first took pictures holding the knife together with left hands to show their wedding rings. The photographer also got detailed pictures of their hands holding the knife and the knife having The Samuels on the blade. The cut the cake together and Safaree picked up a piece of cake so did Nicki.
“You better not Safaree or its going down”
“What you say” he asked her
He started to walk closer to her making her nervous that she was going to smash her face in cake but she eased the cake into her mouth
She screamed
“Sike” and smashed it into his face
“Why did I know you was going to do that... ugh give me a hug”
She walked towards him feeling sorry she did that and he got her back with white icing covering her eyelid and lips
“Safaree I’m going to beat your ass!”
“Only if you can catch me”
They were running around the table and the crowd laughed and the photographers kept snapping photos and martin made sure he got this part
“Fucking buffoon” she said wiping her face with a Hot Pink napkin
“You love this buffoon though” he took her into his arm and he smiled at the camera as she was cleaning her face. He kissed her cheek
“You are so full of it” Nicki said smiling
“I don’t want no big fat woman” that song played thru the venue as Safaree said
“That’s my song, come on baby” he pulled Nicki to the dance floor
They danced with their family and their entire drunk friend until they got tired. They knew they had to catch a flight in 2 hours so they got ready to leave.
“Alright everybody the Bride and groom have to go so they can catch their flight lets walk them to the car” the dj said
Everybody headed out side before they did. Friends and family covered both side of the pathway they were going to walk down to get to the car. The car now had just married on the back window and they attached can by yarn to the exhaust pipe. Everybody received a handful of rose peddles or rice or red confetti to throw at them.
When they got to the door safari looked at his bride
“You’re beautiful; this is my moment for life. I got you, I love you”
“Awe Safaree, thank you for saving my heart now let’s go and enjoy our Honeymoon in St. Lucia”
The pushed through the double doors they walked through when they first got their and ran to the car. They got in and Nicki let down the window. She waved her hand and kissed the parents good bye. Safaree did the same.
“Barbs will Ustream when I get back, inform the nation” Nicki said before letting up her window
“Let’s go driver, I got a honeymoon and a plane flight to make” Safaree said hitting the back of the driver’s seat
“You wish is my command sir” the driver said while letting up the window inside the car.
Nicki and Safaree kissed as the car drove off. The kids ran behind the car until they got tired and they were on their way.
*They cute right. Now its finna get steamy hold on to your seats for the Honeymoon barbs.  Comment on her or on Twitter Love @TrebbleBarbie*




Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The OnikaFaree Wedding {Part 3}

*Ok here's the rest i had to split it up ENJOY*
The crowd shifted and all started to whisper amongst themselves. Nicki and Safaree turned around then Nicki’s mouth dropped and turned to Safaree with a death glare.
“Why do you object young lady? State your name”
“My name is Felicia Davis and I object because I’m still in love with Safaree and he is still in love with me” she said sternly
Nicki started to cry out of shame
“I don’t love you Felicia, why can’t you get that threw your mind. We haven’t had a relationship in 14 years. I been long gone forgot about you. I just forgave you for what you did to me; I don’t hate you I just really dis like you. Why are you here nobody gave you an invitation. Leave me and my wife alone” he grabs Nicki’s arms and told her
“Onika I’m in love with you”
“I know but somebody has already objected out marriage, shit never goes right”
“Get the fuck out Felicia”
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The barbs sat there passing around pieces of tissue and wiped each other’s tears. They softly sang Nicki’s save me as they recited their vows. Everybody was happy and singing. After they got done with their vows the barbs clapped and yelled and laughed
“Awww yall cute”
“OnikaFaree” they all said.
The crowd settled down for the priest to speak and he asked the crowd who objects. Then the barbs and the folks that sat on the right side of the wedding looked towards the left and saw Felicia stand. Everybody shifted and spat cuss words at her as she spoke. The barbs were ready to attack
The barbs sat there for a second and let her talk but she didn’t feel  psychoBarbie’s hand wrap around her bogus 16 in sew in. when Safaree told her to get out and she stood there with her hands up and didn’t move, the barbs made their moves
“Who the fuck want war” Ibodyybitches yelled
“This bitch right here” TrebbleBarbie and Nickiscarebear said
Big dream knew exactly what was about to go down so he called security to take stand and he started to walk towards them. Nicki sighed nice and soft after wiping her tears and smiling devilishly and said
“Attack”
That was all she had to say. Psychobarbie pulled on her weave snatching out 6 tracks, Jessie_babrie punched her in the gut, cashleyNika was sitting in the 13th chair of her row but she hopped over everybody and crossed the isle to get to the 7th seat where Felicia was. TrebbleBarbie took off her heel and started beating the poor lady. Felicia screamed for help as Nicki did her evil roman laughed. Nickiscarebear uppercut the lady and she flew backwards on the ground knocking over seat. She screamed in agony as Ibodyybitches stomped her face with her brand new spike heels. Minajvstheworld spit in her face. Pinkmunybarbie pour alcohol 70% on the girl’s face which made her scream of the stinging. Michieebarbie climbed thru the crowd along with itsmarthabitch and got some licks in. galactic Barbie kicked her legs trying to break them along with Softlykebutta.the barbs didn’t give her any mercy and they worked quickly before the security got over there. Teamminaj_Pcola was the last barb who could make it through the crowd and reach her. She sat on top of her and punched her face in till she got tired and tagged Ibodyybitches in to complete the mission.
By the time the security got over there and pulled Felicia out of the crowd she was unconscious.  She was bloody and barely had on any clothes because the barbs tore right thru the dress leaving gaping holes and rips. They called the ambulance, she left on a stretcher and the barbs fixed their clothes like aint nothing happen. The ken barbs were mad because they couldn’t hit her, the other barbs who couldn’t get in the huddle and hit her were mad. But that was ok. They got rid of the source that causes their queen to cry.
“That bitch got what she deserved” Billyminaj said
“Sure did cause I would have sat on that bitch and smothered her” Biggadenamonsta
“That bitch was washed up anyways splash splash” daniibethebizz said
“Calm down, calm down, she’s gone. We are going to charge her for trespassing because you all didn’t invite her” dream said as loudly as he could as everybody got situated in their seat
Ibodyybitches picked up her bow and said
“Carry on carry on”
 Cashleynika pulled up her dress that was sliding down and went back to her seat. Xoromanslover fixed cashleynika’s hair and everybody helped everybody around them get cute again
“Yo those barbs are crazy I told yall that shit” Vincent said leaning over to look at Nicki
“Hell yeah” REX said and everybody agreed
Nicki looked towards them as they were fixing themselves and laughed and saluted them. Fetch_barbie said
“Yall look at HB”
 They all stood up and saluted Nicki and sat down. All of the family and friends were lost on what just happened but Nicki laughed and they laughed to.
“Well your fans truly have your back young lady” the priest said giggling
“Those are my die hard, my ride or die, and I forever love them, NationOfPinkslam” she said turning around to them and then stopped to look at Safaree’s dumb founded face. Safaree’s mom was looking at him upside his head and he could feel it. He glanced at her and he did a confused shoulder shrug.
“And this better not happen while we are married because a bitch will get sliced, excuse my language momma” Nicki said seriously
Carol waved her off clearly mad that it just happened also
“Trust me it’s not, them coons just scared me” the crowd laughed
“They did permanent damage” the Barbs Pam Pam and clapped.
“I love you Onika and I want you to know that. She was just a pest that we clearly got rid of.” Nicki smiled and turned back to the priest
“Ok well since that is out the way lets continue”
“Yes lets continue” Safaree’s mom said mad also and the crowd clapped
“Do you have the rings?”
“Yes,” Safaree looked back to Vincent and retrieved his rings for her
Nicki did the same and looked back to Lauren for Safaree’s band
Safaree also had Vincent to go get a Tiffany’s chain so he could put Nicki’s engagement ring on it
“Now you all have to say the vows from the church repeat after me
I Safaree Samuels, take you Onika Maraj, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And here to me pledge you my faithfulness.”
He slid the 10 carat platinum ring on to Nicki hand and Nicki and he exchanged funny faces and smiles.
“Onika repeat after me”
I Onika Maraj, take you Safaree Samuels, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.
She slid his ring on and he laughed. They grabbed hands then looked back at the priest
“Wait there is one more thing” Safaree said holding up his index finger. The barbs anxiously waited with the rest of the crowd
“Onika it took me 10 years to propose and 15 years of knowing each other to make it here. I never want you to lose this ring. I bought you a chain that has love on the pendant” he pulled out the tiffany’s box and pulled out the chain
“I’m going to place your engagement ring on it” Lauren passed Safaree Nicki’s ring, reaching over Nicki to hand it to him
“And I want you to wear it around your neck. It meant a lot to me when you said yes to marry me, and the ring is was the symbol of our love. So wear this for me Onika” she shook her head yes and put her hands over her mouth as she cried. Her mother stood up and handed her tissue as the camera were non stop
He places the chain around Nicki’s neck and screwed the back close. The audience ooo’d and awed at them. Nicki wiped her tears and said
“Ok enough hold ups I still haven’t said I DO, I’m not your wife yet” everybody laughed
“Ok to shorten thing up you to answer together ok. Do you two really take each other To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do you part. And pledge your faithfulness?
They looked at each other and said
“I DO”
“Well in that case I pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss your bride”
They got close and Safaree spoke as he had Nicki dipped
“I love you Mrs. Samuels”
“I love you more” and their lips crashed and they kissed and shared tongue action as the crowd stood up and clapped. They stopped kissing and held their hands up. They looked out into the massive crowd and saw everybody yelling and screaming and crying or laughing
The priest spoke in this moment
“I announce to you Mr. and Mrs. Onika & Safaree Samuels”
The crowd roared louder
“Where the broom?” Safaree said looking down
Diamond place the broom in front of them and Lauren handed Nicki her Bouquet. Safaree looked at Nicki as she looked down bracing herself to jump the broom
He said in the microphone
“1...2...3... jump” they jumped and they kissed again after their feet planted
They heard the barbs screaming and chanting OnikaFaree!!! And Nicki said
“OnikaFaree” and danced around in a circle and noticed the broom was caught in her dress. Her cousin Julie pulled it from under her dress and straighten it back out
Monica started to sing again. They didn’t know that the crowd that was closes to the isle had rice.
They ran thru the isle to the end and rice was thrown everywhere Nicki and safari laughed. At the end of the isle he picked up his bride and spun her in a circle, kissed her and put her down and said
“You are officially mine now” they kissed
“Yes, no more fighting, I’m yours” with that said. They turned around to receive hugs from the family and shook everybody’s hands just standing around.
Nicki spoke with the barbs about her day and how everything played out.
Nicki looked up to the sky and told God
“Lord I thank you for this day, Amen”
She continued to talk to all of her friends and showed her ring and took photos with everybody. They told her how beautiful she was and that everything would be fine and don’t pay attention to Felicia interruption.
The photographers pulled Nicki and Safaree to the sides and took their pictures of just them 2 on the alter fist and photos of them walking the beach. Detailed picture of her hair, nails, bouquet, shoes and dress, and make up. And detailed pictures of Safaree’s ring, tie, cufflinks, face, and him and Nicki kissing. They took picture running in the sand while Nicki looked back and Safaree right on her heels. She held her shoes in her hand as Safaree scooped her up and spun her once again to take pictures. They stood by the alter again to take pictures with family and parents and their bridal party.
After all of that was done Nicki yelled
“The queen is hungry” the sun started to set
“Yall heard that lets got to the reception, niggas gotta eat” Nicki gave Safaree the side eye and he said
“I have to live with that forever now” he grabbed her hand and they walked to the black limo
Before Nicki left the beach completely she turned around to see the sunset fallen her wedding decorations and took in the site of all the massive amounts of chairs and rose peddles everywhere. She sighed and looked at Safaree and received a kiss on the forehead
“My fairytale came true”
“I told you everything would be perfect, I love you beautiful”
She looked down smiling and blushing
“I love you too handsome”
 And they headed towards the reception
*ME:* takes bow* this thing was so long to write but I’m happy the chapter is over on to the GOOD SHIT lolz. Tell me how yall liked it and if yall cried and all that. Comment on here and on my twitter LOVE @TrebbleBarbie p.s. I told yall Felicia was going down! POW




The OnikaFaree Weding {Part 2}

*Here is Part 2 enjoy barbs… THEE WEDDING Love @TrebbleBarbie*
On the drive over Nicki was super excited and she couldn’t wait for the end result of what she had been planning for years. She knew who she wanted to sing at her wedding but she didn’t know what was about to come next
“Boss lady” Jessie said snapping Nicki out of her trace looking out of the window
“Yes Jessie” Nicki said smiling a million dollar Colgate smile
“well you know I was calling you earlier to inform you to come down but also to tell you Jennifer Hudson couldn’t make the wedding” Nicki started to breathe heavy
“Nicki breathe we covered her” Nicki was on the verge of tears
“I knew something would go wrong now it’s going to be all messed up” Nicki said upset
“No it won’t Nick I promise you it’s going to be better. And we still have Stevie wonder there playing the piano so breathe” Jessie reassured her while rubbing her bare back
“One more question boss lady. Where is your bouquet?”
“Um i don’t know” she said looking around nervous because she thought she forgot it at the hotel
“It’s right here lady calm down” Lauren said smiling at her best friend
“Everything will be fine and when you find out whose singing you down the aisle you will freak out”
“Oh will i? Ok I really can’t wait. Drivers push the gas I have a wedding to make and we are holding it up. It’s already 15 minutes behind”
“Ok ma’am!” the driver said turning around smiling and nodding
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Safaree had arrived at the beach. The sun was beaming and the skies were clear as the ocean. He looked out in to the clear Fiji water and thought to himself how beautiful the scenery was with the water crashing into the rocks. There was a slight breeze coming from the ocean but not too strong. He then looked to the left and to the right to see his entire 500 guest before he walked down the aisle greeting everybody. He paid attention to the decoration and every little detail. The chairs were white with hot pink and red tulle tied into a bow on the back with crystals on top of the bows. The chairs set firmly into the sand. The middle of the isle had a long white trail awaiting red and pink rose peddles from the flower girls. The alter was beautiful. It was around 12 ft. tall and white silk covered every inch of it. It had 4 posts and each post had roses to fill and cover the white silk. The broom that they were going to jump decorated in hot pink tulle and roses and was set off to the side of the post by the groom’s men. Father Mike the priest stood in the middle with an all-white robe on, and to the side of him was a small stand that held the glass water ice pitcher with two talk glasses that would be used later on in the wedding during vows. There were black speakers on every inch over the beach so that everyone could hear them make their vows. 4 empty seats that had microphones in each seat for the parents in the front row. He then looked to the far right to see Stevie Wonder sitting at a white piano playing small tunes for the wedding guest, and then he saw Monica at the microphone.
“Jennifer when did Monica become our singer, Nicki wanted Jennifer Hudson?”
“Oh, um Jennifer couldn’t make it. He son got sick so she didn’t want to leave him with his father”
“Oh, I understand I wonder what she is going to sing. And she better not sing ratchet”
“She won’t Safaree I told her to sing the most perfect song but you will have to wait to find out when Nicki walks down that isle to you. And one more thing I have your music in cue when you are ready for it to blast” they both giggled and Jennifer and Safaree exchanged daps.
He looked around once again to see every seat filled. He took a deep breath and allowed Jennifer to connected him to a microphone that sat by his lips, Vincent patted him on the back and they did their little hand shake, then proceeded forward to his alter.
Safaree saw LeBron James and his family, Kobe Bryant and his family, Wayne and all of his family, Drake and his mother and father, The rest of the young money family, Kimora Lee Simmons and her family, Tyra Banks, Beyoncé and Jayz and Kanye, Rihanna, all the barbs they invited and chose together to invite, Natasha Benningfield, family from everywhere from Trinidad and Jamaica, and friends from all around new york and other places, and many other famous people.
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The barbs were all sitting there for about an hour. Jessie had them there on time and in their seats. The barbs held conversation amongst them and chatted about how everything was beautiful and how OnikaFaree was now coming true instead of being a fairytale.  The barbs were divided on each side of the isle some barbs sat on Safaree side and some sat on Nicki side. Some barbs were playing in their purses, tweeting on their cell phone, or just rapping or singing Nicki’s old songs and latest songs that were out. Some barbs were star struck and saw their entire favorite artist. The barbs saw big dream on the way in and asked him how he was doing. Dream looked no different he was still big, buff and tall. The only thing that was weird he was in a suit and had on shade like top flight security. He didn’t wear a tie and he couldn’t button the front of his suit. But he stood in position with the walkie talkie on his side and the piece in his ear. Some of the conversations from the barbs
Galactic Barbie: I know Nicki is going to look fetch I can’t wait
TeamZanyMinaj: I know right my big sis better werk it down this isle.
Galactic Barbie: I hope she doesn’t trip down the aisle you know she always need Safaree’s arm to walk with her clumsy ass.
The two ladies laughed some other barbs were talking also
Misszsharii: I gotta make sure I get every angle of nick for out video I’m going to make when we leave here.
Boss barb: you better girl make sure you get my picture to because you know you be hooking so stuff up
They gave each other high 5. Some more conversations were surfacing
TrebbleBarbie: Twifey look at this bitch weave she forgot to sow the end on that shit. You can tell she from the slums of NYC.
 The girls laughed
MinajvsThe world & Ibodyybitches: Trebb don’t make me piss
TrebbleBarbie: shit it’s the truth! MUNY! Do this bitch hair next to me
Pinkmunybarbie: pass me a hot comb. Naw never mind! She might break that shit
Nickiscarebear: yo we straight mobbing.  did yall save a seat for Jessie? She said she was in the car with HB on her way
TrebbleBarbie: yeah she sitting right there
Everybody started to giggle as Felicia started to squirm in her seat. She knew the barbs were talking about her.
Islayyourfav: yes this tumble weave for a sew in. baby try again for 200$
Barbs on Safaree side were keeping up conversation also
CashleyNika: Dani pass me those grapes out your purse
Daniibethebizz: Bird!
 The ladies started to laugh
PhillyMinajbarb: I told yall it would come to this day I’m so happy for her
IluvOnikamaraj: I know right my auntie Nicki finna be too cute. SexyNika for Safaree
DaniiBetheBizz: Nelly thought that disease dricki was going to last. NOT!
Teamminajpink: shut up
Biggadenamonsta: she sure did
Salutethe5star: yep. But we are celebrating tonight! We getting fucked up and we finding a man tonight. Look at all these niggas. I’m finna find me one.
“I know that’s right” all the ladies said in unison. The barbs just didn’t know what was going to happen 45 minutes after Nicki and Safaree said their vows. They all shifted in their seats and stood up to see Safaree walk down the aisle and greet him while clapping. All you heard from the barbs was “LUUUG” and “Fway”
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Nicki just arrived to the beach. She saw all of her guest but she couldn’t let them see her. Jennifer also hooked her up to her microphone and places the piece around her ear and adjusted it to her mouth. Jennifer grabbed the back of Nicki’s dress and directed her all the way to the back. She wanted to surprise Nicki with the singer and the song. Lauren walked up
“You ready baby this is it, I just talked to Safaree he’s chilled he’s been ready” she said smiling
“He is! Omg I love him. My wedding looks so beautiful from what I see. Did you see all of our parents?”
“Yes they are in line and Safaree is about to walk out”
“He better not play did it on Em or he is going to pay later on”
“Well you better prepare yourself” Jennifer cut in and said while fixing the bottom of Nicki’s dress
“Ok so I’m about to leave you here Nicki and I’m going to direct Safaree. Let’s get this party on the road. Clap it up everybody”
Everybody started to clap and this made Nicki more nervous and anxious but excited. She was ready to see all of her friends and family reaction to her beauty and her dress. Today was her day and nobody could stop it.
Nicki didn’t know what awaited her after the vows.
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“Cue Stevie wonder to start playing the traditional wedding music and I’m going to gesture everyone to stand”
 The parents walked down the aisle waving at everyone and the photographers (3 of them) started snapping photos. Then came the groom
Safaree walked down the aisle with the biggest Kool-Aid smile you ever seen he shook some people’s hands that were at the end of the isle. The isle was very long because there were 50 rows of chairs but 500 guests. When he got to the middle of the isle he turned around to give Jennifer the cue to cue his music and the Dj turned it on. The bass blasted thru the speakers ass Safaree did his signature coon jumps all the way to the alter
“Shitted on 'em
Man, I just shitted on 'em
Shitted on 'em
Put your number 2's in the air
If you did it on 'em”
 The barbs joined in and rapped Nicki verses to the song and Safaree kept dancing. Some of the famous folks were clapping and bobbing there head to the beat.
“That nigga a full blown beast for playing this shit at his wedding. My Nigga” Wayne said rapping the words to the song.
When he got to the end of the alter he took a bow and spoke into the microphone and said
“I always wanted to do that, thank you all”
Their parents laughed and the entire guest laughed and clapped while the barbs screamed and said
“Pam Pam”
“Beleedat”
“BC-1”
“War start, War starrrrrrrrt”
“Luuuug”
“Fway!”
“Sworsh!!!”
All of the guest directed their attention towards the middle and laughed and kind of settled down and allowed the barbs to be great. Safaree then told them
“Ok BC’s shhhhh, we will talk later” the barbs laughed and settled down as the Precession kept going. Felicia stayed sitting because she didn’t to stand at that moment. Showing a sign of disrespect as if she really didn’t want to be there.
Jennifer cued Stevie wonder to keep playing the Traditional wedding song on the piano, and she pushed all 24 pairs of bridesmaids and groomsmen down the aisle. That was 48 people. The last couple to walk down the aisle was the two to make 50 in the bridal party which was Lauren and Vincent. They walked down together to keep things short. They both gave Safaree a hug and he kissed Lauren on the cheek and everybody stood in their places.
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“Ok Nicki you are up after your bell boy, ring barrier, and flower girls go. Don’t be nervous shake out those kinks. You are ready for this”
“Thanks jenn, thank you a lot for making my fairytale come true”
“You’re welcome, here is your bouquet”
“Thank you” Nicki looked down to her very full bouquet that had 50 hot pink roses with pearls that sat in each rose. The tulle that was cut from her dress is what held every stem in place. She sniffed the roses and took another deep breathe and said
“I’m ready”
With that, Jennifer moved with the quickness to tell the ring barrier to walk down the aisle. The entire crowd awed as the small bow walked down the aisle with his red pillow holding the two wedding bands.
Jennifer then talked thru walkie talkie and told them to cut the music for the Bell boy as he ran down the aisle. He ran down the aisle screaming and jumping and releasing energy saying
“The Bride is coming, the Bride is coming, and the bride is coming!!!”
Safaree gave the little boy some dap when he made it to the end of the isle and sent the bot to the end of the line.
She then sent the flower girls and everybody pulled out their cameras and snapped pictures as they held one big white basket by the handle and threw pink and red roses everywhere. All of the crowd cooed and said awe to everything.
Now it was Nicki’s turn. Jennifer cued Monica and she helped Nicki to the beginning of the isle. The crowd stood there silent as Nicki lifted her head and took in the view of all the smiling faces. The people who she was comfortable with, the people who knew her. Nicki glowed in the sunlight as the shimmer from her skin made her shine and her earrings glistened. That was the only piece of jewelry she had on until she received her rings at the end.
Monica started to sing
“When you're feeling lost in the night,
When you feel your world just aint right
Call on me, I will be waiting
Count on me, I will be there
Anytime the times get too tough,
Anytime your best aint enough
I'll be the one to make it better,
I'll be there to protect you,
See you through,
I'll be there and there is nothing
I won't do.
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need
I will be the sun in your sky
I will fight your way for all time
Promise you,
For you I will.
I will shield your heart from the rain
I will let no harm come your way
Oh these arms will be your shelter
No these arms won't let you down,
If there is a mountain to move
I will move that mountain for you
I'm here for you, I'm here forever
I will be your fortress, tall and strong
I'll keep you safe,
I'll stand beside you, right or wrong
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon (yeah, yeah)
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need (I will be...)
I will be the sun in your sky
I will light your way for all time
Promise you
For you I will
For you I will, lay my life on the line
For you I will fight, oooooh
For you I will die
With every breath, with all my soul
I'll give my world
I'll give it all
Put your faith in me (put your faith in me)
And I'll do anything
I will cross the ocean for you (I will cross the ocean for you)
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need
I will be the sun in your sky
I will light your way for all time
Promise you (Promise you)
For you I will, I will, I will, I will,
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need (Anything you need)
I will be the sun in your sky (yeah, yeah)
I will let you wait for all times
Promise you (I promise you)
For you I will (Ooooh)
I promise you
For you I will
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“Ugh let me stand up to see this ratchet ass bitch” Felicia said mumbling out of her mouth
Safaree still hadn’t notice that she was there
“I’m finna get this bitch so good” Felicia said while putting on the big Chanel brown shades
“Aye that’s my song. I will cross the ocean for you” she started to sing and sway and Monica sing the song to the piano tone.
“Ugh why does he like this Barbie plastic bitch, that’s ok cause he coming home with me tonight”
 She continued to sing and snare her nose as Nicki walked down the aisle. She set up her plan in her head and she was ready.
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“Omg look at all of these people in front of me my love one” Nicki said in her head wanting to cry
“Look at my husband I can barely see his ass, but I’m going to keep looking at him he is my focus to get to. I need strong prescription in my contacts that damn Lasik surgery didn’t work” she laughed to herself as she thought these things.
All of the cameras were snapping as she walked down the aisle. People in awe from her beauty and whispering how beautiful she is. People were shaking their heads yes to gesture to her that she looked amazing and everything was beautiful. She almost didn’t recognize that it was Monica singing until she looked that way
“Monica!” Nicki said out loud and totally forgot the microphone was on
“Omg this thing is on” she started laughing and everybody started to laugh
She made it to the half-way point where she had all of her barbs sitting she glanced over them collecting a couple of face but she had to proceed forward. She turned her attention back Safaree who she could see clear as day now. She looked to the left to see her parents and her bridesmaids crying she looked to her left to see Safaree’s parents and all of the groomsmen. She looked down to the floor and smiled really hard.
When she looked up she didn’t know she had made it to the alter and her father cam and grabbed her arm and her mom on his heels.  The priest asked
“Who is here to hand over this beautiful bride to Safaree?”
Nicki’s parents answered “we are” and Robert walked to Safaree and gave him a manly hug and whispered in his ear
“I trust you, keep my daughter safe” he patted Safaree on the back and looked into his eye. Nicki was staring at them smiling and Robert reached down to Nicki’s hand and wrapped it around his elbow. Then they stepped to the alter together.
 They turned and faced each other and looked into each other’s eyes.
Nicki handed her bouquet to a crying Lauren who was wiping her tear with Kleenex
“You look amazing Onika”
“So do you Safaree” they said whispering but didn’t help because the microphones to their mouth was very sensitive and the crowd awed. They turned to the crowd and blushed.
They stood there holding hands looking at each other smiling. Then Safaree looked at father mike which made Nicki look his way also and told him to proceed.
Father Mike spoke:
“We are gathered here today to see the beautiful matrimony of Safaree Lloyd Samuels and Onika Tanya Maraj”
Nicki made a face to her name and Safaree chuckled
The Priest poured two tall glasses of pure Fiji water and said
“This water here represents pureness in your life, and longevity. As you drink this water you suppose to finish the big glass. If one can’t finish their glass the other has to help them” he handed them their water and they drank.
Safaree finished his glass but Nicki couldn’t finish hers
“Give it here baby let me finish it” Sb reached out for the glass
“No wait I think I can do it, im just going to have to pee later” the crowd clapped and laughed
“Ok I’m too full I give up” it was just below a half of the glass and Safaree took the glass and gulped it down
He held up the glass and did the hip Hip hooray dance. The crowd clapped and snapped photos as he held up the glass. Then the crowd settled down as they turned back to the priest and handed their glasses back to the priest who set them on the stand
“You two have past the first holy test of being a married couple.” He said extending his hands in front of his body
Safaree and Nicki turned back to face each other. Safaree raised his left hand to wipe off the water on top of Nicki’s lips and she blushed, and he put his hand back under hers to hold them.
“Do you have your own vows?”
“Yes we do” Nicki said. Safaree pulled his from out of his pocket while Candice pulled out Nicki’s paper from her bra and handed it to Lauren so she could give it to Nicki. Nicki looked back at Lauren and she handed her the paper. Safaree looked at Nicki as she was doing this and she turned back around to catch his eyes
She did her obnoxious giggle and said
“Oh! You were waiting on me”
“Yes hunny” the crowd did a small laugh and Nicki looked out and smiled
“Ok who goes first?” Nicki asked father mike
“You”
“Okay, ready baby” Nicki said taking a breath. Then she recited her vows written on the paper
I can tell that you love me
You gave me life when all I saw was death in front of me
(She looked up from the paper into his eyes)
I know you will protect me, my honor, and my pride
You’re my rock when no one else is by my side
You stuck it out with me because you believed in me
You trusted me, you still trust me
(She looked up again at him and started to cry but still spoke her vows)
I couldn’t ask for a better man
You were heaven sent to me because god knew I needed you
I know we will have fun times, good times, and bad times
I willing to risk my heart and give it all up for you
(Safaree reached up and wiped her tears with his thumbs, Rex handed him a piece of tissue)
I stand before God and confess my love to you
Because I believe you will be there every step of the way
 I can’t wait to have your children
I can’t wait to travel the world with you
I can’t wait to show the world we are a dynamic couple to be reckoned with
I promise to be your wife and only your wife
I promise to be by your side in every decision
But wait! Your butt can’t be making buffoonery decisions
(The crowd laughed as she wiped her own tears and turn to look at her audience)
I love you for your crazy ways
(“I know that’s right”, a family member yelled from the crowd making Nicki laugh)
 You match me, you’re here for me, and I trust you
I couldn’t ask for more in my husband
 You make me smile when the clouds are grey
 You are the wind beneath my wings
We praise God together so I know you were made for me
(She moved a little closer to Safaree)
 I thank god that he sent me a God fearing man, because to fear god means you have faith
(Safaree let a tear fall)
You surround me with positivity
I love you, and I’m ready to be your crazy, loud, spontaneous wife
Because I know you can handle me.
You love me for who I AM, and not what the world see me as
Thank you I will gladly be your wife now
She giggled in between tears and the crowd was crying and laughing. The barbs were all crying with red faces and tissue being thrown everywhere.
“Dang you got a coon shook, so that’s what you were writing while crying. Good job” he said in a funny way
“Ok it’s my turn” Safaree shook his head trying not to cry and started his vows. He put the paper down because he memorized them
“You introduce me to life that I've never known
When I'm by your side that's when I'm feeling home
(“Wait you remember them? Ok you win” Nicki said while grabbing his hands again)
And my only attempt is to make you smile, I promise
So believe what I say when I say I'm real
Cuz there aint no mistake in the way I feel
Baby open your heart and accept this love, I give you
(He was only staring in her eyes. His eyes started to water and she started to cry)
Over the others, over my pride,
Over the falls I have in my life
I choose you, baby I choose you
Over the others, over my pride
Cuz you're the best thing, in my life
 I knew it was right, so I took the chance
Disregarded the challenge of the circumstance
Now you’re too big a part of me to let you go, I promise
(Nicki mouthed to him “you promise” and he shook his head yes and continued)
So despite the way that I make mistakes
And despite the direction this love may take
You can always be sure of me just have faith,
Got you, this what is true.
That is why I will forever love you
I can’t wait till we grow old together
I can’t wait till you bare my children
They gon have some big heads
I can’t wait till we grow old together and be wrinkled
I love you, every imperfection, and everything that right
I promise to be here thru every fight make up and split
When you get sick, I promise to take care of you
I promise, I’ll only have eyes for you, I choose you. I love you
I love you forever
I love you more than life itself; I couldn’t have beaten my trials without you”
The crowd stood up and gave Safaree an ovation of claps. Nicki was ready to kiss him right then and there so she said
“Shhhhhhh wait we gotta finish”
“Ok now the traditional vows from the church”
They turned their backs to the crowd and looked up to father Mike.
“Before we go any longer is there anyone who objects these two”
They turned around and Felicia stood up
“I object”
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