Tour Bus Diaries 2

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Nicki had now left the west coast after 4 months. She loved them so much. She said those were the most swaged out cities giving her a different outlook on new styles. She was going t try a few and see how they looked on her. Safaree was happy that they were heading over east because he loved that side. His and her home town was on the east coast. Nicki called it the east coast because she divided the map into two sides east and west like the NBA all star game. She continued writing the barbs everyday and tweeting when she could which wasn’t often. She got deeper with them in her writing telling them a little bit more about herself and her past. She broke down songs and why she placed certain words in certain places. She loved this tell all diary to her fans. She spilled out her heart to them and trusted them to hold it tight. She knew her die hards would so that’s who she made it for.

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Dear Barbs February,

Hi hunnies! It’s Valentine’s Day and I’ve seen all of the flowers and cakes that you all made me. I understand some of you all actually went out and sent things to my P.o. box so once we make it down to Miami in a few weeks I will have martin pick it up. Barbs this has been the best Valentine’s Day by far. My husband bought me ruby red diamond studs sitting on gold prons and they are screw backs so I won’t lose them when I perform in them. He also went and got me tatted a 3^rd time on his side under his arm. I swear I love him. He was trying to make me get my 3^rd tattoo but I’m not ready for the pain let alone that damn needle, don’t judge me barbs lolz. But he’s been treating me good, yall should tweet him after yall read this and say LoverBoyCentral I will die laughing. He’s like the perfect husband though you guys, so yes he has been taking GOOD care of me. So guess what barbs? I got the NOH8 campaign shoot in a week when I get to Miami! Hahahaha! You all literally speaking know but the shoot will be out by the time this makes it around to teamminaj lolz. In safaree’s voice *sorry* lolz. Don’t beat me up barbs! Oh and did I tell you guys that Lauren and vak are now engaged??? Ha I just did lolz Lauren is going to beat my ass cause it’s a damn secret. I asked her why and the hell would yall engaged each other and keep it a secret baboons she told me the same reason why me and Faree did it but I’m like think in my head *bitch I’m famous you aint* lolz and then my crazy ass said it out loud. Yall know what she told me? She said biotch I’m hood famous now sssh! I cried laughing I love my best friend. Martin and Jessie was cute today too even thought they think I don’t know shit. Well we are in Chicago and I overheard martin talking to the famous winery there and set up a wine tasting date with jess. I know she likes that type of shit lolz they cute though. Eventually they will tell me and ima say yall nigga thought yall could keep shit from me? Or should I just blow it outta the water and make a huge ass scene and scare Jessie and then laugh at the end? I don’t know barbs I’m crazy. Yall are my life I just wanted to say that. And today ima end this chapter L.O.V.E….. I’m working with missy in the studio which you all will hear the song by the time this book is published and issued to you guys. *runs and looks back at barbs running after me* Love you so much ONIKA! POW!

She closed her diary and held it close to her chest looking out the window as everybody else who was in the dining area of the bus stared at her. Nicki had been writing for 2 hours straight without looking up or a potty break. They knew she loved her barbs, but she didn’t even join in on their juicy conversation about niggas feet and hand sizes and why it matters. The debate was women against the men and why they beg to differ. She didn’t care that was her moment with her barbs, the people who made who she was. She wanted to give them the world if she could.

“Can yall stop looking at my baby like that?” safaree said walking over to nicki side and putting his hand on her small back

“Nope! Because I wanna know what the hell she writing that got her smiling so fuckin hard and shit and not telling us. It’s like a real ass diary and she writing to her crazy ass fans” Lauren said rolling her eyes laughing.

“That’s because it is, I love this damn diary I tell them everything and they understand me so I enjoy it. It’s an out let for me and an open door for them to see who Onika is a little more. I love that I thought of this”

“Yeah, yeah whateva” Lauren said

Safaree looked over to a now stretching nicki

“You hungry babe?” nicki looked at him and smiled

“Yes I am, matter of fact lets go to the cheese cake factory in the John Hancock building, hahahaha the Hancock “cock” though?? Hahahaha that’s funny but yes. Let’s walk there. I wanna wear my new boots and Roberto cavali coat.”

“Ok I’m up for it”

“Martin can you getting my small digital camera packed somewhere I wanna take pictures of this. I wanna see how far I get down the street without being noticed”

“I will boss lady”

Sure enough after nicki put on her clothes and her new jacket and boots she and safaree and one of the body guards for protection started to walk down the magnificent mile of Chicago. It had their entire favorite store like tiffany’s and Cartier. She loved the site seeing, she even saw American Girl doll and their big windows show casing dolls and decorations. She took pictures everywhere. It was so many people that walked by but thank god nobody noticed her and she really enjoyed herself.

Nicki and safaree eventually made it to the Cheese cake factory and ate their food. Nicki wanted to do something bigger and road up to the top floor. They took a picture looking out on the night of the city and the bright lights of Chicago as their background. Nicki had asked some random white man to take her picture like every tourist. She loved it and safaree loved that she loved it.

“Safaree I feel like I’m on top of the world. I love Chicago it’s so peaceful”

“Yeah, the people are mad cool her bay we should come back more often and you know Chicago shows you mad love every time you come”

“I know, but now we have to go back to the bus” nicki turned around in safaree’s arms from looking out at the city down below and she grabbed his face and kissed him.

One of the tourists saw them and she was a teamminaj member. She didn’t want to be loud so she just walked over and spoke in the middle of their kiss.

“Yall cute sb and hb” the girl spoke. Nicki broke the kiss and made her eyes wide

“Barb you are amazing, me and safaree was just um…”

“Hb yall are married now, shut up! I know what I saw but imam act like I didn’t see it at all. Just make sure you add this to the book” she winked at nicki

“I will barb”

“What’s up, what’s your twitter name do we follow you. You mad cool. I like how you approached us so nobody wouldn’t notice us.”

“Yeah she’s very sweet what’s your name barb?”

“Its @SoftLykeButta, I write you every morning telling you hello in your mentions since you all don’t follow me.”

“Omg barb you know what I’ve been meaning to follow you but I was gonna lurk on your page and see what you were about since you didn’t have a TM name. Your cute barb. Did you want a picture before you leave?”

“Yes hb and I want one with BC 1”

“Beleedat”

They took their pictures and said their goodbyes. Nicki and safaree enjoyed their walk back to the bus and had long conversations about what they were going to do when they get home.

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It was now march and they had been to Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, and more. But now they were down south and tomorrow she would be at home for the first time in Miami. She had now started writing 3 to 4 pages every diary entries a day. Just telling the barbs anything that came to mind.

Dear barbs March,

So now its spring and I’m in hot ass Louisiana I love my southern niggas though! It’s hotter than two ball sacks rubbing together though. I haven’t performed yet I’m writing yall though because I just got here. I’ve ate all types of soul food and I’m stuffed barbs. When I say the muthafuckin fried chicken is on point this shit is fire! Safaree walking around with his shirt off on the bus but we in our room. Yall know what he said though? He said he said it’s hotter than two fat bitches smashing him together like a sandwich. I’m done with him he just ignorant. We had our first little fight as a couple because he aint wanna tell me something so I took it offensive and I thought he suppose to tell me everything. He’s my fucking husband for heaven’s sakes like!!!!!! Ugh anyway he eventually told me what the fuck was up. See barbs keep ya men in check and always keep them on their toes even ya husbands because they think it sweet. But you gotta let them know pussy run the world and pussy run them! that is all lolz love yall ONIKA!

Nicki got up and walked past safaree and push his chest which made him fall over on the bed. She looked over her shoulder and laughed, and opened the door. She felt cocky at the moment and safaree sat there wondering what just happened.

“Fuck is on her biskit?” he said laughing to himself getting back up

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Nicki woke up to a lot of people screaming. She didn’t know the night before that safaree was planning to do an April fool’s joke on her. So she sat up and walked out into the commotion.

“What the fuck is going on at 8 am I mean like damn a queen can’t get her sleep”

“Nicki maciah broke his leg skate boarding” safaree said with a serious face deep down he wanted to laugh because he knew her next move. He had got ciah in on the joke too so he knew when she called to play his part

“Omg did yall call him to see if he was ok how do you know” she ran at top speed to get her phone to call him

“Hello? Ciah baby are you ok. Omg its all my fault I shouldn’t have bought that damn skate board ugh I hate myself.” Nicki started to cry

“Ouch ma please don’t touch it, it hurts too bad” maciah said playing his role

“Shut up nicki it’s not your fault I’m a big boy, remember I’m 17 now and 18 in a week so chill ill be good”

“But ciah you’re still my baby, you sound like it hurt.” Nicki cried

“Ahhhhhh” maciah yelled a fake hurt noise

Safaree begin to rub her back.

“Its okay hunny”

“No its not”

“Yes it is, put him on speaker”

Nicki did as she was told

“What’s up BC?”

“What’s up bro?”

“How you holding up” safaree laughed

“Better than Eva”

Nicki stood there wiping her tears now remembering what day it was. Her smile started to widen.

“April fools nicki” safaree and everybody else said in unison including maciah

“Shut up fool you not even here and you was a part of this shame on you” everybody laughed

Nicki walked back to the bed wiping the cold out of her eyes and tears and fixed herself. She sat in safaree red swag tee shirt that drowned her and began to write the barbs.

Dear Barbs April,

Yall don’t know how fuckin happy and mad I am. Let me tell yall what these jerks did to me. First off they woke me up hella early. I give yall permission to bash them first of all when yall read this. Then they play a fuckin April fools joke, and I fuckin fell for it. I swear we are all fucking lunatic. Even crazy ass maciah got in on the joke and he fuckin thousands of miles away from me. Like what the fuck. I gotta get these crazy mofos back I swear I do. I just thank god aint nothing really wrong with nobody. But I’m so tired barbs. I’m going to write you all even more once I wake up I just had to get that off my chest though cause it just happen and them baboons are out there getting their laughs out. But barbs we will have a tweet session about this and plan our attack on the guys for next year. We will have the last laugh and we will get they ugly ass’s really good lolz! LOVE Onika!

She closed her diary and put a lock on it. And put it back where she got it from. She slid back in bed and lay on her poofy pillow and drifted back to lala land.

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She had just walked out of an after party in Miami and went on the bus after she posed for the cameras that awaited her outside. Once she got on the bus her and safaree and the rest of the crew played cards. Nicki beat Terrence at speed but she couldn’t beat him at gold fish. She was laughing at that because she knew that the game was easier. She went to the back and grabbed her diary and began to write.

Dear barbs May,

So it’s officially summer and I’m in my home town. Yes I saw my parents and checked on my house to see if it’s okay. Omg I’m so excited because in June I’m in the UK just for one day. Lolz more than one, day 5 months. I love my barbs over there I just have to pray for my safety lolz. They ride or die over there. But I love all of my barbs that came out to see me more than once in the USA because I love seeing yall all of the time. You all are my family, my love, my kids, and my life. I don’t know what I would do without yall support. Somebody got me a chain that I’m going to wear, it was amazing. It was from Valentine’s Day when everybody was sending me gifts thru P.O. Box. All of my gifts were amazing barbs. But safaree wants to write yall something holds on. Yall will love his sloppy hand writing lolz my baby is crazy.

Hey yall it’s Scaffbeezy, young f1, f1 cold front, SBeezy, beezy, sb, BC 1, Ice B, or what Eva you wanna call me. I just wanted to grace my ignorance in this book or whatever she writing. But yall show mad support so I wanted to thank yall for showing my wife, yeah I said it WIFE. Lolz I can say that shit without getting beat in the face lolz we great. But I’m taking care of the queen so don’t be jumping out yall bodies, because we good over her. Love yall! CEO OF VVS! Out!

Hey barbs I’m back that Negro is crazy but I’m going to start prepping for tonight’s show. I love yall so much. Oh and the secret for tonight show is I’m bringing out Weezy and Tyga ssshhh don’t tell know body *Barbie chuckles* Love yall ONIKA!

*lolz yall this one was kind of funny to me she is crazy I love nicki! But comment and tell me what yall think. I still think it’s boring because the best is to come and I have 1 more chapter before we get to the good, good. Lolz comment LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*