Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Daddy Duties



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The next morning Nicki woke up receiving a call from Jessie to get ready and that she would be there in a hour. Nicki screamed out flopping her arms on her big cover looking over to the clock. She sat up and finish wiping her eyes and got up to go to the bathroom. Once she had closed the door she heard her outside door to her room push open but didn’t think anything of it until Safaree called out.

“Nicki!!!!” his deep voice called out

“yes sweetheart” Nicki rolled her eyes

“are you fine, I heard you screaming” Nicki hurried an wiped herself as she came in1to realization what she had done. She washed her hands and opened the door.

There stood Safaree clide in his polo boxers, his ace bandage on his leg, and one Krutch holding him up. He was obviously in a deep sleep with the slob still at the corner of his mouth and sleep still in his chocolate eyes.

“im fine im fine, im sorry I screamed. Jessie just woke me up and it pisses me off” Nicki stood awkward want to hug her husband but knew he was mad from last night

“awe ok I thought something happened, come here” Safaree reached his arms out waiting for her to walk in them. Once she did he took a deep inhale of her hair and rubbed slow circles on her back.

“are you still mad at me?” Nicki asked in the crook of his neck

“yes but that doesn’t stop me from being a husband or a daddy” Nicki punched him giggling while he play stumbled

“jeez woman you got strong with my seed in you huh?!”

“Safaree shut up” Nicki walked to her closet to go pull out some clothes while Safaree hopped to the bed and sat on the corner.

“so you sure your alright nick?”

“yes Safaree you can leave now im about to get dressed” Nicki didn’t know the plan Safaree had for the day so he really wasn’t fazed by what she said

“whatever come here” Nicki poked her head out the closet to look at him

“for what Safaree?”

“just come” Safaree wiped the slobber and cold out of his eyes and sat on the corner of the bed with his legs spread. Nicki walked in between his legs and looked him dead in the eye

“wats up pops!”

“pops? Really nicki” Safaree and Nicki laughed

“yo what if she really called yo ass pops!” Nicki laughed some more

“whatever” Safaree placed his hands on her belly

“good morning I love you summer” he was rewarded with movement from his daughter

“she must be still sleepy she’s moving at a glacier pace”

“yeah she like her daddy… but ill see you two later.” He got up to walk out

“so I gets no love but she does? Petty”

“she gets all the loving but mommy can get some to” Safaree kissed Nicki grabbing her butt.

“stop Safaree don’t start nothing u can finish”

“oh you know I can finish! I may be cripple but I aint that damn cripple” Nicki started her ugly laugh until she cried

“yo I cant stand you, let me tweet that shit to the barbz”

“yeah you do that” Safaree got up leaving out the door

“love you babe im sorry you cant come”

“im sorry too” and he walked out the door

-@NICKIMINAJ Babz!!!!!!!

@ibodyybitches @NICKIMINAJ yasssss my love?

@PinkMunyBarbie @NICKIMINAJ waaaaaat im doin hair hurry up befo this gurl hair burn up from perm im waiting.

-@NICKIMINAJ why Safaree just say “ I may be cripple but I aint that damn cripple”

@NickiSaidDis ewwwww yall nasty lol

@Michieeminaj lmfaooo damn

-@NICKIMINAJ I am howlin!

Nicki dropped her phone on the bed and headed back into the closet. She came out with a blue Versace leggings and a all white tee shirt from forever 21. The shirt fit her like a glove and there is no more hiding her belly. She went into the bathroom and got ready.

-

“martin you got the car ready, they are about to get ready to leave in a sec?” Safaree asked sitting impatiently with the hone in his hand

“yeah man im around the corner I cant look to suspicious to jess”

“you right you right”

“imma call you and tell you to come downstairs after they have left.”

“ok cool bye” Safaree hung up his phone and stood up

Safaree had on red cargo shorts, a white v-neck tee shirt , some all white air force ones, his red Chicago bulls fitted cap and his Cuban link gold chains. He sprayed on his Gucci that Nicki loved so much an grabbed his phone on the way out of his man den. Him and Nicki met up at the stairs.

“you look cute lemme see” Safaree grabbed Nicki hand twirling her around

“you smell good” Nicki said smiling

“yeah I try” Safaree put on his manly grin

“where you going?” Nicki asked

“to the store with martin, nothing major since you wont let me go with you”

“look Safaree I am sorr…” Nicki was cut off by the sound of Safaree phone ringing. He picked up and unfortunately the volume was high so Nicki heard every word.

“hey faree are you gonna come see me and your son today?”

“uh this is real short notice is something wrong? I actually have other stuff planned”

Nicki started to walk down the stair pissed that Monica is still callin his phone. She knows that she has to share because he’s been home for a while and he hasn’t gone to see her. She hates that bitch but it would be wrongful of her to hold Safaree from his son. Safaree put Monica on hold.

“Nicki wait” they made it to the bottom of the stairs.

“finish that conversation with her” Nicki said to calm for his liking. He shook his head ok

“Monica, yeah um…” Nicki popped in “he will be there to see you good bye” Nicki hung up his phone

“why you do that nick, you know I don’t want to see her!”

“ because your only holding back because of me. You need to go check on your child, im not sayin go and stay but just go see what the hell she want.”

“but nick i…”

“but nothing, I came to the conclusion a few minutes ago that I have to share. Yes this hurts my feelings but whatever. I will see you later and tell martin I said hi” Nicki opened the door to an excited Jessie before Safaree could say anything else and walked out.

Safaree closed the door and stood there dumb found.

“what the hell just happened?” he asked himself before he got a call from martin saying come out

“what happened dude? Nicki was red in the face getting in the car and we all know what that means?”

“she basically told Monica I would come see her and go check up on my child”

“damn I think she’s giving up”

“man don’t say dat shit, now my mind is really wondering what she was thinkin”

“ lets hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Are you still going to go see Monica”

“hell naw nigga im going to that birthing class with Nicki better do she know”

“aight man lemme get yo ass there then”

Safaree and Martian drove off 25 minutes after Nicki and Jessie left. As they pulled up to the ymca they saw many cars but not Jessie’s.

“are you sure we at the right place?” Safaree ask

“I swear this is what it said on the phone when she went to sleep”

“aight lets get out and go check.”

As they crossed the door they were greeted by two teenage workers but also barbz.

“omg its Safaree, hi sb!!!”

“whaddup coons am I in the right place?”

“yeah she in that class over there, im so happy to see you im glad you made it”

“im glad too, whats ya name again?”

“oh its Cidney nickiconquers from twitter”

“oh yeah you the one that claim to be Nicki brothers girlfriend right?”

“yep, Safaree before you leave can I get a pic so the barbz know it real?”

“yeah sure come on”

“thanks beezy, by the way the class already started she’s in there with Jessie”

“thanks” they took the picture and Cidney directed Safaree to the room. Before he went in, he peeked in and saw his wife and Jessie backs was to the door. They were working on breathing techniques and relaxation. He was kind of glad he came, mostly everybody in there had their husband except for Nicki, he felt kind of bad.

Safaree slowly walked in and nobody looked his way, the teacher was about to address him but he clearly waved her to keep going and hand gestured that he was about to surprise his wife.

Jessie looked back and saw him. She told Nicki to lean forward with her eyes closed making her think it was a part of the technique while her and Safaree changed positions. He kicked off his shoes and sat behind Nicki as she leaned forward still talking slow deep breaths. As soon as Safaree was sitting down with his legs on either side of Nicki, Jessie spoke to Nicki.

“you can lean back now nick”

Nicki leaned back and Safaree placed his hands on her belly like Jessie had them before he sat down, and started to rub small soothing circles.

“Jessie your more soft than this what the hell!” Nicki opened her eyes and saw her husband’s hand and looked up

“omg what are you doing here” a slow smile crept on her face.

“I figure I surprise you and prove to you that I can still come, at the end of the day I am still a father and a husband. If I don’t heal correctly that’s on me. But I won’t miss anything as long as I have my good health.” Nicki reached up behind his head and kissed him

“welcome to the class Mr. Samuels I was wondering when you were gonna make it” the birth instructor spoke

“hello, sorry for the interruptions”

“no problem just as long as she did the switch quietly im alright, now back to these breathing techniques”

Safaree looked back down to see his wife still staring at him.

“what onika”

“Safaree what happened to you going to see Monica”

“I didn’t go” he said while rubbing her sides

“oh” Nicki turned back around and moved back closer to Safaree. Her pretty black curly hair splayed across his white tee shirt as she got comfortable. She closed her eyes and continued the technique.

“why she kickin so hard?” Safaree held Nicki tummy

“because the mix of me being surprised and you holding her and this deep breathing, I think she’s getting mixed signals from the hormones” Safaree and Nicki quietly giggled

“ok class time for a different position, husbands help your partner stand up and wrap their arms around your neck. Husbands grab their waist as if you were slow dance and rock left and right. If your taller than your partner put your head on their shoulders. It makes it easier for you and easier for her to reach also you can speak encouraging words to her lets go”

Nicki and Safaree got into position, Safaree grunted a little from pain in his back from the car accident which made Nicki jump back but je pulled her back into place.

“im ok” he kissed her cheek and held her

“no your not, don’t over do it please” Nicki tried to talk him out of it

“Im fine, it was quick now its gone” safaree started to rock them from side to side

“I guess” nicki closed her eyes and started the breathing technique

“now class, I want the husbands to start whispering good things to the wives, you all may laugh, its apart of the process” the teacher spoke.

“your ass look fat in these leggings can I have some when we get home” Nicki started screeching and laughing loud

“sorry, but my husbands a lunatic” Nicki said trying to calm down. Soon you heard a lot of laughter and goofy comment from husbands but Safaree was only focused on one person while she was looking around.

“you are so beautiful” he kissed her neck and kept going.

“im sorry for getting mad last night im sorry”

“no im sorry” Safaree raised his head and kissed his wife again.

“don’t start crying Nicki”

“I wasn’t… ok maybe one tear” Safaree rubbed her back until her felt her relax

“better”

“yeah, my emotions are everywhere, my belly feel so heavy at the bottom with my arms raised like this”

“your uncomfortable?”

“no its just heavy that’s all”

“ok husbands, stand behind your wife and hold her and keep up the good words of encouragement”

Safaree did as was instructed and held Nicki.

“you smell good” Safaree said burying his nose in her hair. Nicki placed her hands over his on her belly as they rocked

“I want twins next” he whispered

“I gotta see how her delivery goes first then, we will see”

“wheres your phone?”

“why faree?”

“we need to twitpic for the barbz”

“hmm good idea, do it from your phone you got it in your pocket right?”

“yeah, let me pull it out”

Safaree pulled out his iphone and turned on the camera. Nicki grabbed the phone and snapped the picture of him and Nicki. On the picture Nicki took it with her arms raised. Safaree head was buried in her neck so all you saw was his waves and his hands on her belly. Then you saw Nicki with minimum make up and real hair blowing kissy face to the camera. Nicki tweeted it.

-@Scaffbeezy Birthing class with my two ladies #DaddyDuties #PhuckYoWifeMinesBetter #MILF twitpic.com/903-202103-/tonvfromkc/009384010391.

“now watch the phone blow up” Safaree said looking at it in nick’s hands.

The barbs couldn’t get enough, even a few celebrity friends were in awe of their cute family picture. Safaree and Nicki continued the class until it was over and went home in martin’s car.

“thank you for popping up”

“I wouldn’t miss that for the world except for watching the actual birth part on tv”

“well atleast you aint pass out like that plump muhfucka with that straight hair blonde girl”

“yeah that was kinda bad”

“ewwww! They had to be like a one night stand because she was too pretty”

“wait so what you tryna say onika!! Fat men cant get cute girls???”

“lol that’s exactly what the fuck im sayin”

“oh, lemme call the troops on you… niggas united”

Nicki screamed laughing

“yo ass is dumb I hate you hahahahahhaah”

“shid im just sayin brothas gotta stick together”

“whatever get us home so we can soak. My hips hurt staying in that doggy postion to long”

“I loved dat part” Nicki hit Safaree upside the head

“calm ya balls play boy”

“oh they hot and heavy ready for squeezing”

“you know waaah!” Nicki turned side ways and fell asleep in the car.

Soon enough they got home and Safaree even though he was in pain carried onika to their bed. He popped some vikaden and other and killers, changed his bandages and made dinner for nicki when she woke up. And since he didn’t know if he was aloud back into the room he slept in his man cave.

Nicki woke up at around 9pm and wondered how she got to bed. She smelled the food that was cooked so she went down stairs and made a plate but was looking for safaree. As she ate she walked upstairs with her plate and went to his man cave door. She knocked 3 times before entering and saw her husband put cold on the bed with his fresh bandages. She only assumed he stayed in the man cave to give her space to sleep wild so after she ate her food she climbed in bed with him snuggling into his chest falling right to sleep.

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