Tour Bus Diaries 1

 *what’s up yall I’m sorry it has taken me so long to update. I’ve been in school non-stop working on my course work its crazy out here lolz anyway doe I hope yall in enjoy. Muah! Love @TrebbleBarbie*

The two days that were left over nicki had met up with some Publishers for a book. She figured since she wouldn’t be able to write her barbs all of the time on twitter she would write a tour bus diary and make it a book for them. She promises that she would keep them updated with everything that was going on in her life and she knew on tour that just wouldn’t happen. She promised her barbs over twitter that she would write in a diary everyday and try to tweet at least once a day. She was going to miss them like crazy but she was going to meet them all also. This journey was so big, she finalized everything and she bought 5 huge journals that will last her the full 12 and a half months. She was ready for this big adventure around the world.

Saturday, the loaded the plane and headed to Los Angeles. The tour bus would meet them there. This was the start of her tour and she began to write every night and tweet once or twice a day 3 times on a really good day. Checking on the barbs here and there and unfollowing if necessary. She figures if this was going to be a book to only the barbs she would start every diary page with dear barbs. He was going to mail the barbs who she knew were barbs the book, and make it a system. If you get done with the book first send it to a barb that you know hasn’t read it yet or she didn’t send a book to. Almost like the story of the sister pants.

She wrote about the fans, the crazy people, things that were going on in her and safaree’s life, award shows in between, even her personal life and a little of the intimate things but she didn’t go into detail about them. Here are some of the things she wrote, she wrote by regions. West coast, East coast, and UK.

Dear barbs, October

Today has been the most amazing day seeing all of you. I missed you all so much out here on the west coast. LA gave me so much love and support, I didn’t know that the show was going to be sold out. They security said people were even trying to sneak in, omg! You guys are the best. Even though I didn’t have a meet and greet I knew my barbs was going to come see me if they had to stand in the rain and wait. When I got outside you all had me teddy bears, presents and so much more. It crazy how much shit yall buy me lolz. I love yall so much, how many times have I said that? Just know I love you all so much! This is my first diary page so I hope yall have fun with these things. I know yall are going to read until your head falls off once you all get this diary. But I want yall to. In this diary yall will see another side of me. Old nicki is in this diary, Onika is in this diary, and my heart is in this diary. I love yall so much. I would share the world with you if I could. But catch up with my life, and I will try and catch up with you all once we meet again in all of your states. I will also add new nictionary terms in this thing, so be on the lookout for them as you read lolz. Love always and forever your HB Onika! Muah

When nicki first wrote this she cried she knew this was a new embarking and she knew this process will be epicness. She loved these people who loved her more. But day by day and concert by concert she wrote.

Dear barbs, November

Well we have been in this thing for a month now. I will agree west coast is the craziest I’ve seen I can wait to get to the east coast like I know they will be bonkers over there. But first things first let me tell yall about my day. First of all I walked in on Jessie and Martian but they didn’t see me. Jessie was fucking straddling martin like what the fuck? I mean knew they were together and all that shit, but for them to keep hiding it from me??? I don’t get it neither barbs hopefully they will just tell me with the nasty asses. Had a Barbie in distress and shit like with the fuck Joe? Lolz anyway Britney, the day was good other than that. I saw all my barbs today and they bought me more stuff I had to get sent back home in Miami in my teamminaj room. Oh barbs I forgot to tell you in my home I have a room specifically for you all. I had to do it because I got so much shit from yall like every single big present is in that room along with the littlest presents. I love them all equally. Oh yeah your letters are the decorations of that room. They are very dear to me. Any ways, I like tripped on stage and twisted my ankle but this shit don’t hurt so don’t get your panties in the bunch which you all already did because of the video. I just got back up and kept going like that shit was funny as hell to me. I shouldn’t be trying to do everything in heels, yall know I usually whip out the boots after the first night but I tried the heels for a month and I think my knees and ankles giving out on me lolz. Oh and did I tell yall safaree like surprised me with some flowers today he so fuckin sweet like, him as my husband is everything and more. I love him so much. (Yes I’m professing my love for him to you all finally for the first time).  After the show he carried me off stage which was really sweet because at that point I didn’t know my ankle looked like a cankle lolz. But he spots everything and got me ice on time. He rubbed it and put alcohol on it and iced it for me. Then out the blue he told me to close my eyes and bought me a big bouquet of gardenia flowers my favorite. I just wanted to share that little moment.  Love you all I’m tired and hurting. Love Onika!

After she wrote that safaree came back in the door of their room of the tour bus and locked it. He took off his jeans and left on his plain white v neck tee shirt. He sat down next to nicki on their queen sized bed that took up every inch of room in that room.

“How is your ankle” he rubbed down her Carmel leg looking up at her with her glasses still on from writing

“Its okay I guess, I’ll be fine. I just miss my barbs. I don’t want to tweet because I’m so tired, I don’t want to get nothing started and get them hyped up then not tweet anymore.” She looked up at safaree with a put face

“Its ok, this book your writing will make up for lost time.”

“I hope your right, and I hope they forgive me”

“They have already forgiven you they love you”

“I know I’m just over thinking it a little. I mean I already let them know that I was writing but I still feel like I’m failing them” safaree scooted closer to nicki a held her shoulders. Tonight was one of those nights he had to be a best friend instead of a husband.

“Come on you need to relax, lets pray and then you can lie down and I will massage you. Does that sound like a plan?” he kissed her

“Yeah babe, that sounds good. Who’s starting the prayer off?”

“You will, I’ll say mines after you” safaree knew that prayer was a type of relaxation method and he wanted nicki to use it today so she could feel confident in herself again.

“Dear god, I’m coming to you as humble as I know how. I want to pray for my family back at home and my friends. Thank you for my husband and my crew that keeps me going every day. Thank you for my fans lord, let them keep their trust in me, let them know that I haven’t forgot about them. I love them more than they know. One by one and name by name, bless them all with good grades and wisdom, and knowledge to know the difference and an understanding. Lord all the time I know I can call on you and I thank you. Thank you for this life I live. Thank you for everything.”

“Yes lord thank you for all the blessing that you gave us. Thank you for keeping our families in the land of the living. I thank you lord that we don’t have a selfish prayer. We pray for everyone in need. Lord blesses everybody. Give food to the hungry, clothes on their back, and shoes on their feet and a shelter or some home to go to. And help the kids who don’t have a home, find a home. I’m thanking you for our future to come. Amen” safaree said. Nicki followed up right behind him.

Nicki laid down flat on the bed as safaree worked his big hands in circular motions on her back as they went over bumps on the road. Nicki automatically fell asleep

Over the next couple of weeks she wrote.

Dear barbs, December

It’s my birthday!!! Yay! Only yall know how old I really am so shout out to that shit. Yes I’m a little drunken writing this because safaree just poured me a whole cup of rose and I took it to the head. Damn I’m dizzy as fuck G! Lolz what’s the kid to do? Well I’m on the road and everybody is on my bus right now. I just wanted to take the time out and write yall and tell yall what I’m doing. Today the show is in Washington the state. Yes I’m still working the west coast, and yall are bananas I swear to yall. Oh yeah and why CF’s broke the window of my tour bus? We had to get that shit replaced. They really wanted me, like literally! I was like you fucking baboons broke my muthafuckin window doofs! Then they stop because all you heard was them chanting my name nicki, nicki, nicki! But I love all my fans CF’s and all lolz. But this birthday is funny as shit. Let me tell yall how it’s looking in here. First of all its silly string everywhere because safaree and Lauren came up with the idea to spray my ass with silly string after the after party at the club when I got on the bus. Then Diamond crazy ass jumped out with some type of Marti gra masked that scared the shit out of me and threw confetti in my face. They decorated the inside of the bus with pink balloons and streamers, day and Terrence did that. And Terrence got my favorite type of cake made! Red velvet! And it was like BOMB.com it had hello kitty on the top that said happy birthday diva. I love them my team is amazing. Then Martin got me this chain with a heart on it and I cried of course, he’s like my brother even though he’s older than me. And Jessie got me a new onzie, I’m such a big baby lolz but we had fun! We partied and were freezing because of the window. And al them muthafuckas is on the ground passed out drunk accept for me a Safaree. He’s just fuckin singing everywhere singing moment for life and alldat. I told him to shut is crowing ass up. Big bird ass! He pissed me off with that ratchet ass singing. Anyway doe I’m starting to feel wooooozie or some shit I’m out this jam love Onika!

Nicki fell out on the couch like everybody else. They all woke up the next morning looking t the buss surprised at how crazy they went. It was all worth it and nick’s birthday was the best.

Dear barbs, January

 I cold as shit! And shit is critical with a C! I miss yall so much and I miss our long twitter talks. I promised that this New Year will be worth wild after I get off tour. We will enjoy performances and new music and more features! I can’t wait! But let me tell yall a secret… safaree is ready for us to settle down but I’m so scared. I told him to let me know when he will be ready and I’m thinking he will be ready after October when we make it home. Barbs life is good with me and safaree we will be 1 year strong married July 8^th and it seems like it came so quick pauz! God is good! My single “Move around” is 3 times platinum thank you barbs once again. Lauren and Candi said hi, Terrence said he still owns the pink platinum shears, Day said she’s praying for everybody. We are all fine, and new years were amazing. Barbs this book/ diary will be everything and more. This is so personal to me and it should be to you all. I’m crying right now. Because we have came so far. And one more thing barbs I consider myself a superstar now. I know right! About time! Well I love you barbs sooooooooo much! Yall know I do right? I pray yall do. Love Onika

As nicki put down her book she felt safaree’s hands wrap around her waist.

“Hey what are you doing here I thought you got off the bus to go get hot chocolate with the team. I thought I was alone with my writing.”

“Nope I’ve been here the whole time”

“Wow I did not feel your presence. I guess I’m really into my writing. With writing the barbs. I’m just tryna make it special. This will be us catching up”

“Well I hope they love this shit because you spend hours writing them about your day”

“I’m sure they will” nicki smiled knowingly

“I love you Onika”

“I Love you Lloyd” she busted up laughing

“Now you know! Do not call me that shit”

“I think its cute Safaree”

“Oh do you?” safaree pulled her on his lap from behind and moved her hair. He smelled her hair first and started to move his hands up her small frame. He kissed the back of her neck softly making nicki shiver in delight. He sucked on the side of her neck leaving slight passion marks that will leave quickly. Nicki turned herself around in his lap and kissed him deeply as he started to work her wig and clothes off.

They made love on the Tour bus.

*so I know it’s boring but I gotta get thru the tour so 2 more chapters and then I’m done with the tour. Just to let yall know these will be my shortest chapter but the 4 posting will make up for all of them lolz. Yall will love what’s to come .Comment love @TrebbleBarbie*

Interlude

*so this is something that nicki will soon find out about lolz yall enjoy LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

Nicki’s assistants Jessie and martin were on their way back to their hotel and home. Jessie had lived in florida her whole life  growing up in naples, so she knew the area pretty well. Her and martin had been talking for some weeks now and she was starting to feel him a little. Martin been had his eyes o n the light skinned leggy beauty. He really wanted to hang out with her that night so he got the courage to ask.

“so um jess what are you doing tonight?”

“well since I don’t see my crazy sister a lot imam go visit her”

“really? You just gon leave a nigga out here in the boons of florida with nobody to hang with?”

“you funny martin”

“well since im funny can you hang out with my black ass and let me take you on a real date since we have time off?”

“um do you deserve a date?”

“I think I do! We have been talking on the slick for 7 weeks now Jessie and I still haven’t got a kiss from you or a hug or even a date. So yeah I deserve one”

“awe ok I see you. Tryna be aggressive and shit your funny”

Martin turned around in his seat and pulled on his seat belt because he was mad. He had officially gave up. He really did like her, but he knew for a fact that she wasn’t going to risk losing her job over him. He knew that nicki wouldn’t mind but she had been only working for nicki for a few months so she was scared even though nicki told her it was okay. She let it be known to him that she did not want nicki or safaree to know that they were talking yet. So martin just huffed and puffed in his seat as he thought about the could have’s and should have’s and maybe’s.

“just forget it just”

Jessie was still looking at the road when he said this. She reached for the radio and turned it off.  She looked towards his way every 20 seconds just to glance at his face to get a feel of how he was feeling.  Inside Jessie was laughing at him because she thought he was the cutest thing in the world. But she didn’t know how to go about the relationship if they were to get serious. She also thought to herself about risking her job and how she didn’t want to do that but nicki told her it was ok. In the end she just said fuck it and took martin to a place she wanted to go for her first date with him.

“stop pouting”

“im not pouting”

“then what the hell is that”  Jessie pointed her finger at his face and smiled a little

“cheer up boy, yes you can take  me on our first date, but don’t get happy because you might not get lucky with a kiss tonight.”

“that’s ok, I just want to wine and dine you like you suppose to be treated”

“what ever boy I am not falling for all that sweet talk”

Jessie turned the radio back on but this time she turned on her favorite country music by taylor swift and started to sing along. Martin gave her this what the fuck look because he hated that type of music. But then he thought to himself that if he was going to venture outside of his race he had to take chances and stop being so biased to other music and only listen to rap and hip hop and some pop.

Jessie was snapping her fingers and rolling her head. She had on a hot pink tank top, some short blue jean shorts to show off her legs, her gold chain that had her grandfather’s locket on it, and her gold chanel earrings with some new hot pink and grey runner nike’s. her nails were freshly manicured painted clear and shined whenever they hit some type of light. Her hair was big and curly held out of her face by one braid on the left side and one silver clip holding it in place. Martin traced her body with his eyes and didn’t see not one flaw on her curvaceous body. She smelled of Britney spears curious, and had the looks of a college girl. Martin was in love.

“so where are we eating?”

“who said we were eating?”

“oh! I thought you were hungry, so where are you taking me?”

“to one of these latin spots so I can show you how to really party”

“aw hell naw you tryna let these Mexican shoot my ass up!”

“naw and latin’s are not always Mexican its other races. See if you are going to be with my you have to be willing to learn and try some shit new!”

“I feel you”

“mmmhhhmm kiss my ass” Jessie laughed

Martin thought to himself

“I wish I could”

Jessie drove for 20 more minutes before they reach the latin spot. Martin automatically grabbed her hand and she allowed it. The place was called La vita Loca! And the line was 2 blocks long. Martin looked at Jessie upside her head because he didn’t want to wait in line that long

“you see this craziness, can we go somewhere else”

“no”

“well im not finna stand up in this line, these niggas look hostile”

“trust me them people don’t want shit to do with yo black ass so chill”

“I still don’t want to stand in that line Muffin”

Jessie turned to him and blushed. She giggled a little at how he gave her a pet name out of the blue.

“so you callin me muffin now”

“you want me to call you muffin cause imam call you stuffinz too and light bright”

“you cute”

“naw you sexy”

“thank you” Jessie looked down

“muffin stop looking down you are sexy as hell”

“don’t mind me I do that sometimes. I will tell you why later if we make it that far.”

“oh we will”

Jessie walked a little ahead of martin and went up to the security guy and hugged him. Martin walked up and Jessie grabbed his hand and they walked straight thru.

“who was that?”

“oh that’s my cousin, I told you to chill”

“awe ok!” martin smirked at her and she blushed

As soon as they got in the club men started pulling on Jessie and dancing with her and doing all of these crazy but intricate moves like she knew what she was doing. The men dipped her, salsa danced with her, and dance to pitbull music. Jessie was living but martin watched her every move, just standing there in a trance. She glanced at him once and grabbed his eyes, she was hooked then. She tapped the dude on the shoulder to let her go and she walked over to martin. As she walked over Make love in the club came on by Usher.

“come dance with me”

“im good, im great just watching you dance.”

“nope it wouldn’t be a date if I didn’t do anything with you pauz”

“true”

“well come on”

“na…”

Martin was cut off by being pulled into the big crowd of slow dancers. Jessie was shorter than martin but tall enough to rest her head slightly on his shoulder. Martin began to talk to her as they did their 2 step from left to right going in slow circles to the music.

“I didn’t know you could dance”

“well you never asked me… no let me guess because you thought I was white first when you met me right?”

“no that not even…”

Jessie cut him off

“do not give me that bull, until you found out I was a different culture” Jessie and martin laughed.

Martin pulled Jessie in closer and wrapped his arms all the way around her waist

“well I learned something knew today. You are cool with latin’s, you know people, your well known in florida, and you can dance your ass off”

“you aint ask me how long Ive been dancing… see you slacking”

“my bad so how long have you been dancing?”

“well sir since you asked ive been learning the art of dance since I was 8”

“wow that’s sexy”

“you so corny”

“what!!!!”

“nothing”

Martin lowered his hands to the small of her back and pulled up from her and looked into her eyes. Her eyes were big, brown and beautiful in the dim light of the latin club. She looked up into his curious eyes and thought what is he thinking?  Because she wanted a kiss. Before she could speak again they shared a soft peck on the lips. Martin was so gentle with her, and she loved it. Something about his crazy ass was different.

They pulled away from each other and smiled and dance thru 3 more songs. They talked about college life and all the crazy shit they have done and how they got in contact with nicki and how she has changed their lives. Jessie was going to confess to nicki soon that she like martin but she wanted to fill him out a little more.

They left out the club getting ready to head to their hotel and house. Martin enjoyed jessie’s company and she loved his. She was grateful that he accepted his surroundings so well. Martin stood up against jessie’s car and she leaned on him

“I like you marty”

“so im marty now?”

“yes your marty, smarty pants”

“you funny”

“I enjoyed my dances tonight,I can say you nailed the first date martin”

“thank you! I know im the charmer!”

“dead”

“so you don’t agree?”

“step ya dick all the way down hunny”

“damn! Ok then” they laughed at the sarcastic remarks

“so can I have another kiss before we get back in this car?”

“how bad do you want it? Rudeness.”

“how am I rude and I want it sooo bad PLEASE” he said making this huge green that could out shine the street lights

“oh really”

Jessie moved in closer to his lips and hovered while staring him in the eyes. She took his bottom lip into her mouth  then his wanting tongue, and kissed him for what seemed year but only was a few seconds. Martin was in heaven, he took in the whole moment and took a deep breath when they finished their kiss.

“so what does this mean”

“what do you want it to mean marty” Jessie said grabbing for her door

“I want it to be me and you, as a unit”

“I like that a unit, units work together”

“exactly, but it would be literally for us”

They laughed

“ok I guess were an item marty”

Jessie sat in the car and martin closed her door. She drove him back to his hotel but didn’t give him a kiss good bye. She then drove to naples to see her family and stay home in her bed that belonged to her before she left for college.

“that date was great” Jessie said to herself thinking out loud.

But every girls question when they get into a relationship with a guy is…. Is he the one?

*hey yall how yall like these two crazy people sneaking around? Yall gotta love martin spook ass! Lolz I love him! Yall think him and Jessie gonna last and what do yall think nicki’s real reaction gon be? Yall know people say one thing and do another lolz! But comment on here or on twitter LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

Moving In!

*Hey yall I hope yall like this so here we go LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

6 days later….

Nicki and safaree had flown out to Miami to meet their things at the new house. They left all of the old furniture in storage just in case nicki wanted to buy a home or condo back in L.A. for safe keeping. They made it there Thursday morning and Nicki went on tour Saturday evening. Between practices and choosing new dancers, and back up singers and practicing old vintage music she made and the new, nicki was just plain busy. She didn’t tweet the barbs for almost 2 weeks straight but she will make it up to them because she knew while she was on tour over sees they would miss her dearly and she would miss them too.

The house was light brown brick built from the ground up. It had a huge white gate before the entrance and two double glass doors when you made it in the gates. The knobs of the doors were elegant and painted gold, while the glass of the doors where just clear with no design. The numbers of the house 1122 were also gold and the mailbox was outside of the white gate and it was white. The grass was rich and green cut in diamonds, the bushes were evergreen trees that were trimmed to perfection and palm trees that stood tall. The house was huge and held 5 cars in the 5 car garage. And the drive thru was a circle drive with brown brick as the pavement.

When you stepped in the front door the walls were a light toffee brown and white outlining and brown wood accents. It was feminine but masculine enough for safaree. They had decided to keep the house neutral so they would have to play the match game. When you look straight you could see the top of the staircases where they meet, and straight to the back of the house where the clear back doors were. The two staircases which had 24 stairs on each side met you at the door. One staircase send you to the left part of the house and the other to the right but they still meet in the middle. It was 5 rooms on each side of the house. A game room was added, a movie room where they could get the movies in the theater in their own home, a family room, living room, dining room, and a bar.

On the right side was where nicki and safaree’s master room was located. Their room was huge, with tall white ceilings and plush white carpet. It had a balcony and another part that was an extension where they could sit but be covered from the weather. It had 2 walk in closets, and a full bathroom (includes shower and tub), and another wall knocked out to add nicki shoes room. They would soon fill the house with all of their belongings.

The other 4 rooms on the right side consisted of nicki’s wig room, the nicki minaj room, her fan room, and a empty room right next to theirs which safaree requested they leave clear. On the left side of house the other 5 room were safaree fitted caps and air force ones room, work out room, studio, and a guest room. The house was just huge and it even carried an echo, but nicki and safaree loved it and were ready to make it home. They bought everything new and all the electronics were basically given to her because of her endorsements.

Nicki and safaree rolled up to the new home and nicki sighed.

“we are finally here yes! Somewhere I can call home because I bought it”

“we bought it” safaree said

“yes we did” nicki smiled and kissed safaree on the cheek

“babe I don’t think you should wear that light pink jogging suit if we’re going to be putting stuff up, you know its still saw dust and shit everywhere and you wanted to be traditional so we are going to be sweeping and assembling all our shit”

“aint that the damn contractors job to clean up they damn mess after they finished aint that what I paid them for?”

“yes but you told them not to and just leave after they were done because we was going to be here today and you want to do what normal families do”

“oh”

“yeah oh!”

“well this is all I have that’s unpacked at the moment so if this shit get fucked up oh well cause I want my house in order tonight. The furniture people are carrying the heavy shit right?”

“yes they are sweetheart”

“okay baby”

Nicki and safaree got out the house and directed all of the furniture people from the furniture store where they needed to go. Best buy electronics people got there along with geek squad to set up the whole house and mount plasma tv’s and set up the desk top computer.  At&t  also arrived to set up the Wifi and internet access, brinks came and set up the security system. While all of this was going on  Martin and Jessie were sent to target to buy all of their silver metal hangers out of stock so nicki and safaree could hang up clothes.

“safaree call martin im finna call jess! I need those hangers” she yelled

“ok give me a second” safaree was helping set up all of the work out equipment and putting stings where he wanted them. They even had a tv in there so if nicki wanted to do tabo or yoga or palaties and step aerobics she could. He stopped to call martin.

“hello”

“hello yeah spook, nick wants the hangers where you and light bright at”

“were almost there but you know shes driving because you know she from here and she’s taking her precious ass time”

“press her foot down for her” safaree laughed

“naw cause if she crash im going down”

“true well hurry and get yall asses back”

“alright bye”

“bye”

“nicki they on their way ok, they almost here but Jessie driving like a granny”

“tell martin to push her foot down on the gas that should be funny”

“I did, he said he don’t wanna die” nicki laughed at what safaree said

“ha! Ok hunny well im almost done with the bed room”

“ok!”

Nicki put all of their underwear in separate dresser draws and socks and lingerie in other draws. She used Windex to wash the mirror and the balcony glass doors. They had a king sized bed, and the mattress had a soft pillow top which made the bed sit even higher, nicki already had to jump into the bed. She made the bed up in these Egyptian cotton red silk sheets and the comforter was red and gold accents and very heavy. She stuffed her king sized pillows into their pillow shams which were silk gold, she added the decorative pillows on top of the others, then stood back to take a picture for her mom and pressed send.

As she stood there looking at the almost finished room she felt two hands on her hips but she knew who it was.

“I love how you did the room and the cover, can we get in right now?”

“not yet daddy” nicki said playful

“oh so you call me daddy? Wait until tonight its just you an me” safaree said walking backwards and hitting his head on the way out. They laughed.

Nicki continued on the room working on the extended part of the balcony. She wanted that place so she could have peace and tranquility in one part of the house. She put a full sized mattress covered in white sheets and six huge pillows. There she will read, write, and reflect and talk to God when she need a moment alone. That place will be her safe haven, almost like her hide out spot. On the actual balcony safaree wanted only 2 woven seats from the islands out there, and that’s what they had with a table and a mustard seed plant. Its said when a mustard seed plant grows your faith is stronger.

“about damn time yall got here”

“Nicki this is amazing with the rich colors and soft walls, it’s a perfect mixture of you and safaree”

“thanks but help me put up all of these clothes, martin go help safaree with me paintings”

“alright”

Martin and Jessie stormed in with a lot of backs just full of hangers but there were more boxed in the truck. Jessie started to help nicki hang clothes and reminisce on her teamminaj days and how she spazzed when she say HB where what she was hanging up.

Martian and safaree put up all of nicki’s portraits and painting and photographs. Nicki and safaree loved African American art. Those painting have a lot of meaning and you can breathe and feel the emotion that the painter is try to portray. Safaree also hung up African symbols that meant life, love peace and god. Every picture they saw they stopped after struggling and hanging it up, they just stared.

“yo these pictures are deep”

“yeah I love the black art, nicki do too so we decided to have them up even though some are more vulgar than other but we are all grown.”

“yeah they are amazing, yall house has this Black religious family peaceful feel to it”

“that’s exactly what she was aiming for”

“you know its an empty room on the right side and its just painted white while the others are painted toffee. Nicki said you wanted that room so she aint touch it. What are you putting in there?”

“a baby”

“a what??? Nicki pregnant”

“no dumb ass, im leaving it for the nursery. She wouldn’t think about it so I did”

“oh so you ready for daddy hood huh?”

“yeah I been ready. Nicki told me to tell her when im ready but imam wait a while. I still want to have a little fun before we have little feet running around here”

“yeah I feel you. Yall did it the right way man so when it happens imam be happy for yall. Friend, to best friends, Dated, engaged, got married, then had kids. I like yo style.”

“look lil nigga you will be the same.”

“I hope”

-

They went to finish programming televisions and putting up dishes and pulling plastic off of couches and chiars on the lower level. They had started at 7 am that morning and got done around 10:15 that night. Nicki hung up and sectioned off all of the clothing by color for safaree’s closet and hers and put up all her shoes and his sneakers and hats. That took her 6 hours in total and some. She was warn out and so was safaree but he wasn’t done with nicki yet. His sweet tooth was bugging and he wanted his cookie.

“nicki come here”

“uggggggghhhhh! Do I have too” she said laying on the bed with her legs spread

“yes come on”

She got up from where she was and headed his way In the bathroom. Once she got to the bathroom she smelled the vanilla scented bubble bath and safaree sitting in their Victorian style deep tub with water up to his chest and bubbles. Nicki could see the steam coming from the water and she smiled.

“yes hunny”

“you know you want to get in”

She looked to the left of her and saw safaree’s sweat pants and dirty tee shirt on their new silver rack in the corner. She walked over and she took off her guiseppe sneakers first. She knew he was watching so she did it a little slower and took off her light pink Victoria secret pink jogging suit pants exposing her butter pecan tan legs and orange lace thongs. She looked up at him and smiled as he bit his bottom lip, she looked down at her jacket and unzipped it slowly exposing her orange lace bra. She pulled off her socks and walked over to the tub.

“come on get in” safaree said in a deep baritone voice

“shhh!”

She un did her bra exposing her perky breast and nipples which safaree hasn’t touched in 2 weeks. She then pulled down her thongs exposing her wet cookie. Safaree took his hands out of the water as soon as she got them down and picked her up by the waist. He placed her in between his legs slowly as her body temperature adjusted to the heat of the steaming water. Her hair automatically curled from the steam and she clipped it with her silver banana clip.

“mmmmm this feels good baby” safaree massaged her sore shoulders.

“good, so how do you feel about the house. Do you love it? Is it everything you wished for?”

“yes baby everything and more. The fact that I had some say how I wanted my dream house to be built im happy”

Safaree stop rubbing her shoulder and she laid back on his chest. He took out the banana clip and rubbed his hands thru her hair. He smelled the Herbal essence scent in her hair, and closed his eyes. Nicki laid there in silence as they both serenaded in each other’s presence and silence.

“its so peaceful”

“it is and that’s why im glad we got this house”

“yes, you can tell its new, and im glad we breaking it in pauz”

“you would pauz that with no pauz needed”

Nicki laughed. She leaned her head to the right and looked up at safaree and he looked down at her. She smiled taking in all of his chocolate handsome face, and he just stared straight soaking in the moment. He slowly came down to kiss her and she kissed him back with just a peck and turned around and made herself comfortable again.

Safaree ran his fingers down her body calming her even more. He knew she loved the touch of his hands because she felt protected and comfortable. His hands started from her breast, he put his head to her neck and kissed it saying I love you. He moved down her tiny frame moving his hand from her abs to her sides.

“I love you too” she breathe. But it was almost a moaned

Safaree took his time and made it to her inner thighs and squeezed them. Nicki could feel his dick get hard every moment. She rubbed his muscular thighs as his hands wondered her body. Their tub was so big and roomy and they loved it. Nicki turned around and straddled his lap which made safaree’s dick rub up against her woman hood. She whispered in his ear as she rubbed down his chest and bit on his ear

“I promised, and you know I never break promises even though in tired as hell”

“I just wanted a bath, but my sweet tooth is bothering me.”

Nicki laughed

“well you can have a bite of cookie tonight” nicki said in her seductive voice

“all you had to do was say the word”

Nicki and safaree locked lips kissing fast then slow. Safaree wrapped his arms around nicki’s tiny frame and pulled her even closer, making her upper half come out of the water, she automatically got chill bumps but didn’t care. She kissed safaree’s nose, cheeks, and forehead. Safaree sucked on her chest now since it was out of the water and nicki rubbed the back of his head. She reached behind herself and started to rub on his man hood, but before she knew it safaree pulled nicki out of the water and made her stand. She was short so her woman hood was directly in safaree’s face.

“don’t make me fall safaree”

“I wont sweetheart come here”

Safaree placed one of her feet on his shoulder and held the other leg in lock so she wouldn’t fall. He looked up at nicki while she looked down at him. He began to lick her woman hood, sucking it, vibrating his tongue and humming, dipping his whole tongue into it. She moaned his name as loud as she could because she was in her own house and she could scream as loud as she wanted.

“mmmm baby right there YESSSS! Aaaaa Safaree!”

He kept going and he loved the sight as he looked up at her now blushed red face.

“mmmm say my name”

“safaree! Yes daddy”

Nicki was shaking and he gripped her ass. He stopped and kissed the area while licking the corners of his lips clean.

“come here baby”

Nicki slid down in the water on his chest and kissed him while grabbing his man hood. Nicki put her forehead to his forehead and slid down on his dick. Safaree moaned load at how good it felt.

“omg I love you onika”

“I love you too aaahhhh safaree” she said while working her hips in the water. Bubbles were everywhere as nicki worked her magic on safaree. Soon safaree stopped her and told her to lean over the end of the tub and he laid on top of her and inserted himself. That was a direct line to nicki’s g-spot. She thru her head  back muffling her moans and cries and safaree cruised in and out of her holding on to her waist. Safaree grabbed her neck as he pumped in her

“don’t hold back babe, let me here you”

“oooooo mmmmm aaaaaa safaree I love you”

“whose pussy is this”

“yours daddy”

“I know it is” safaree said in her ear as she still laid with her head on his shoulder. He reached his left hand down in the water and played with her clit as he slow pumped her.

Nicki grasped the tub as she felt herself coming to that point of euphoria. You can see all the bones in her skinny hands as she grabbed the tub and held on, she lean her head forward almost looking down at the carmel marble floors they had.

Safaree felt her shaking and tightening around him so he flipped her around so he could see her face. He placed both of her leg on each side of the tub hanging and he lifted himself up. He reentered her forcing his 9 ½ inches of chocolate in her cookie.

“baby I love you” safaree said

“deeper safaree deeper! I love you more”

“ not like I love you”

“baby we built this together, something we can call our own”

“I know I love you faree, ahhhhh mmmm you feel so good baby, stroke me”

Safaree gripped her hips as he he deep stroked her started from the tip of his dick all the way to the last inch. This made nicki stomach hurt a little taking in all of him but she loved it. He watched her faces and her lips part as she cummed over his dick. She felt so warm to him and he loved it. Nicki stood up and bent over and held on to the tub as safaree had his way with her until he pulled out and cummed on her thighs. They rinsed off and got out and laid down in the bed naked.

“we can walk around this bitch ass naked and nobody say shit to us.”

“I know”

“we got our own place baby, I think this was my best investment”

“oh so im not your best?”

“baby you know what I mean”

“I know, im just fuckin wit you”

“well we have officially broken our house in” they laughed

“yes and stamped it with the Samuels stamp”

“sweetheart you go on tour in 3 days well now 2. We are going to have so much fun. But now we are leaving behind all of this” safaree stretched his arms out

“I know but we will soon be back for it in a year”

“I know but that’s just so long”

“yeah, but you know we are going to be in Miami for the tour too so we are going to have some time to come back and see it until we can occupy it. My mom and dad and brother are coming to stay and house sit”

“okay cool, baby I love you and I will forever love you”

“safaree I know and you know I love you more”

They got up and put on their pajamas and cracked the balcony window and allowed some of the Miami beach smell fill the room as they slept.

*well they are all settled in and comfortable! Comment and tell me how yall like it. The last steamy for a couple of chapters. But comment on here or on twitter LOVE @Trebblebarbie*

Studio Love Part 2

*HEY yall I have good news I’m going to TRY and update more often because there is going to be some craziness going down soon. The good stuff lolz but enjoy! LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

“Yeah they are! Come here nicki and sit on papas lap”

“Papa! Nigga you aint my granddaddy hahahaha”

“Shut up just bring ya ass please”

Nicki walked over to Safaree and sat on his lap as he set in the computer chair. He loved holding his wife all the time.

“What do you want?”

“I love you, and you’re the best rapper alive and the sexiest one too”

“You cute for that”

They laughed. Nicki was pushing herself up to get out of his lap because the barbs were going crazy on her phone but safaree held on to her waist.

“Let me go safaree” she laughed

“No! Sit yo ass down”

“You want this pussay huh?” nicki said it in her Haitian accent and laughed

“Who said I wanted the blood clot pussay?” SB said in his native tongue

Nicki fell back into safaree’s lap and he wrapped both arms around her.

“Lets twitpic this with the song”

“Ok come on take the picture”

Nicki laid her head back on safaree shoulders so he could take the picture the correct way. She fixed her long bob and did the kissy face with her eye closed facing safaree. One hand was holding nick’s waist and the other was holding the iphone. Safaree twirled the chair around so that their background could be the studio booth and buttons behind them. He snapped the picture and it came out very clear, he knew the barbs were going to eat it all up.

“Let me see”

“Nope go get your blackberry, I’m finna post it with the snippet”

“Ugh, you so fuckin extra! I don’t even feel like getting up”

“Get yo ass up and go get that phone” he pushed her up and smacked her butt. It tingled a little bit because she only had on jogging pants.

“Aaahhhh” she made the hissing sound

“That shit sting safaree! You know I like that don’t you start”

“I aint starting shit”

Nicki thought to herself how she told him that she would make it a living hell for him because he couldn’t have his cookie. So she grabbed her phone and walked back in front of him. The studio was dim because that’s the way nicki liked it and it was only one bright light shining down and it was over the board. So she stood there and adjusted her loose fitting tank top so that the front was really low and you could see all of her cleavage and cheetah print bra. She looked up at safaree and bit the side of her lip and looked back down at her blackberry

“Omg look at what AngielovesNicki said”

Safaree toned her out as he licked his lips and stared at her, but she paid him no mind. He undressed her with his mind starting with her wig. He then moved to her lips that were covered in pink Friday lips stick, and her neck. The things that he wanted to do to her neck and leave all types of passion marks and bite marks. Then her breast, he thought about how he would take the bra off and suck away as if he was a little baby, but leaving his mark on her chest, marking his territory. She might beat his ass for doing that but Day could just cover it up. In his mind he pulled the tank top over her head and kissed her supple stomach taking in her scent. Nicki called him out of his trance before he could go any farther in his mind.

“Safaree what the hell you looking at”

“You! Lookin like a smurf with that crooked wig”

Nicki knew exactly what he was thinking about so she walked over to him just taking 3 steps till she was in his face while he was sitting down.

“So you sure you wasn’t thinking about nothing daddy”

“Oh so you call me daddy now Hun?”

Nicki was so short. As she stood in front of safaree her bosom was in his face. He kissed her cleavage and motor boated her.

“You are silly get off of me” nicki laughed

“I mean they were in my face, I can’t just sit there while two juicy things I love sit perky in my face. It’s unethical”

“That’s funny as hell that you only use big words describing my body”

“Cause that’s the only way to explain it”

Safaree looked up from her breast into her eyes. Nicki lifted one of her eye brows then busted out laughing.

“you are crazy” she began to step backwards as he  grabbed her lower back and pull her back to where she was originally was standing.

“Why you play so much nicki”

“What I do”

“You showing me your cookies and I can’t be the milk like what the fuck I want my chocolate chips” safaree said squeezing her left breast

“Perv” she laughed

Nicki straddled his lap and sucked on his neck giving him a passion mark. He didn’t mind having his and showing his. Safaree moaned in want and need as she played with his left ear. She kissed him deeply then put her forehead to his.

“Sorry but you can’t have cookie till we move in our house”

“Omg why you play so much nicki”

Safaree picked nicki up and she wrapped her legs around him. He slammed her on the couch behind them and he began to tickle her.

“Pay backs a bitch” he said going for her under arms as she squealed and laughed.

“Stop safaree stop I can’t breathe”

“Nope you shouldn’t have did that to me”

“You aint shit safaree” she kept laughing turning red in the face.

He picked her up again and she wrapped her legs around him and her arms around his neck and looked in to his face cheesing. He moved the computer chair out of the way and tried to place her on the ground, but she wouldn’t let go. He tickled her until she let go and they began to play wrestle. She sat on top of him and was giving him mini slaps making sound affect with her mouth.

“Who the queen?”

“I’m the KING!”

“Psssh!” she made the sound affects again play smacking him softly

“Nigga I said who the queen! If you don’t answer correctly you will go into the lion’s din”

“What the hell is the lions din?”

“You will get ate by the lions”

“Who’s the lion?”

“Me” she crossed her arms and looked at him crazy but funny

“oh shit well I don’t know!! And I want the lion to come eat me”

“You so damn nasty faree”

“You like it!” he grabbed her by her hips and started to pull on the loop of the white string of her jogging pants

“Whatever and cookie don’t want you”

“Oh she don’t?” safaree turned nicki on to her back and nicki wrapped her legs around his neck. He play punched her but not touch her. He then went for her legs and bent them over her head.

“You are a lunatic”

“Just wait till I get out this damn pretzel”

They heard the door knob twist and the door opened it was Jessie. Jessie looked in the room and was in shock to see the position nicki was in.

“Uh, uh, uh um! Boss lady I will come back later” Jessie covered her eyes and walked out the door slowly. Nicki called her back in as safaree let her go.

“Its ok hunny we were playing nothing freaky went down”

“Yeah let her tell the story”

“Shut up safaree”

“Oh! Well boss lady the man from the W called and said he wants yall moved out as soon as possible since everything has been finalized”

“That old nigga betta waits, and thanks Hun for telling me”

“No problem, that’s my job and martin lazy butt didn’t want to come so he sent me” Jessie giggled a little blushing in the face

“Wait do you like Martin Jessie?” nicki said with a crazy as smirk on her face

“Omg no!”

“Its ok if you do! Just don’t let it interfere with work”

Jessie aint want to tell nicki that she and Martin had been talking on the sly but eventually she would tell her so she just agreed.

“ok boss lady but trust me aint nothing going on, an I’m going to need you to work because TM wants that second album not babies” she side eyed nicki and safaree

“And yes with all caps if I was tweeting” going into her TM mode

“You are something else miss proper” SB said laughing

“Whatever and you stop being a distraction, chop chop”

With that said Jessie blew nicki a kiss and closed the door behind her walking back to the car. Nicki turned to SB and laughed a little as they resumed to what they were doing first, which was looking at the PISSIN timeline.

“My barbs are going ape shit”

“Yo Scaffbeezy bro said we look like we just had sex and I made the verse because you was on your beezy high” they laughed

“Oh Trebble is pissin again”

“Tell her to get a diaper” they laughed

“Pinkmunybarbie is going bananas she like omg you and safaree are such an handsome couple”

“I tell you about my barbs, oh let me get them a little more hype”

@nickiminaj Barbs I have a Photo shoot soon! I think you all will love it!

The timeline went in an uproar again! The newlyweds sat there laughing until they got back to work. They practically stayed at the studio in the same room everyday listening to beats, requesting people, and writing new lyrics. The album was coming along well and she couldn’t wait to wrap it up. They did this for another week until they had to stop and pack and move to Miami.

*okay barbs Miami is the place to be! Lolz they are so cute I hope you all love this 20 page chapter all together part 1 and 2. Let the excitement, crying, drama, love filled story begin! I love yall I hope yall like the surprises I’m about to bring yall! Muah! Comment on here or on twitter LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

Studio Love part 1

*Hey yall sorry I’ve been gone for a whole week and some days but I’ve been settling into my classes at school. I got 18 credit hours and everyone in college knows that is a heavy as load on top of being a pre-med major. This chapter is just one of those chapters you gotta get out the way. But anyways love yall Enjoy LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

-3 days later

Nicki and Safaree had made it home. When they had made it to their door in the suites at the top of the W hotel he did the whole traditional thing. He picked her up and carried his bride over the threshold, but then he recognized that they really needed to go house hunting. Weeks before they had left to go to Fiji they had began to look at places. A few mansions in Miami and a few in Los Angeles and the one that really caught their eye were in Miami. When they did settle in after a day they went to go check on the house they agreed they liked together and signed the contract for the home. Safaree began to call all of the moving people to help them move and get their things organized.

-

It was a late July morning and Nicki rolled over to kick safaree to tell him to move. It seemed like every time they slept in their own bed he would have his feet on her. She hated that.

“Move your big ass T-rex claws”

He shifted the other way and pulled the comforter with him leaving nicki half covered. Nicki just woke up and sat up and slapped him across the head.

“jerk”

“what you do that for”

“cause yo big ass took all the cover and you know we got the air on blast” she said throwing her legs over the side of the bed sticking her tiny feet into her ugg house shoes. She got up and grabbed her pink house robe from off of the black leather massage chair. She grabbed her phone off of her clear glass night stand.

“Damn, I’m sorry baby”

“Sorry my ass”

She walked out the room and walked across the big living room red cherry wood floors that were very shiny.

“I’m sure going to miss this place” she thought

“What the hell is in here to eat” safaree said wiping the crust out of his eyes, stretching and making a huge yawn.

“I don’t know Faree let’s see, and shout out to morning wood”

Safaree looked down at himself and blushed.

“You want to make this situation go away” he said walking up to her

“Eww no perv I think you got enough of nicki Lewinsky in the Virgin Islands you freak”

“Who said I did? Not me! I can always go for nicki Lewinsky with strawberries on top anytime” this made nicki blush as he gave her a good morning kiss

“You know what get that monster way from me” she laughed pointing down at safaree’s hard manhood.

“Give me another kiss”

“Will you leave me alone then?”

“Yes, but I want my kiss first”

They shared their good morning kiss without brushing their teeth and everything.

“Eww I can still taste your gyro from last night safaree hahahaha”

“And I just got some green lettuce from the back of your mouth”

They laughed with disgust on their faces as they went back into their master bed room to go brush their teeth. As they brushed their teeth nicki bumped her hips to safaree’s hips playing and he fell down dramatically. They both laughed with white foamy mouths being their goofy selves. They rinsed and headed back to the kitchen. They looked in their stainless steel fridge and didn’t see anything.

“Yo why the hell we got this big ass fridge and no food in it?”

“I don’t know you tell me safaree” nicki said putting her hands on her hips looking at him

“Call Jessie crazy ass and tell her to get us some food”

“Naw call martin, don’t just jump right on Jessie let her sleep! She the one who helped us with a real-estate broker so imam let her sleep”

Safaree picks up his blackberry and tweets

@scaffbeezy- what up BC’s *salute*

Then he looked to the side of his phone and saw that he still had to check the 15 voice messages and 120 text messages from people.

@scaffbeezy- what tip guy? Shout out to morning wood!

Then nicki grabbed hers and tweeted

@nickiminaj- Morning barbs, the beautiful world awaits you *kisses your virtual foreheads*

Then she looked at her messages before dialing Martin up and saw she had to check her 20 voicemails from multiple people and 116 text messages.

“Didn’t these people get the memo that I was getting married this week end? Ugh this people just don’t let up and then these hoes want to be noisy imam have to call them back while we wait on this food, and then The W magazine called me” nicki begin to panic

“Safaree the W magazine called me omg I hope they want me to shoot omg safaree” nicki begin to jump up and down like a child at a candy store who wanted a wonka bar

“I’m sure they do want you babe” safaree said. Then nick’s stomach growled loudly.

“Damn my stomach doesn’t talk that damn loud” safaree said jokingly. Nicki shoved his left arm

“Shut up call him”

Safaree called Martin waking him up outta his sleep and sending him on his way to get them something to eat.

“Tell him I want chicken and pancakes from that place over there by The Wash.”

“You want me to send this scrawny nigga to the hood”

“Yes” nicki said batting her eyelashes why safaree laughed and she added a few chuckles with his.

“Yo she said she wants you to go in Compton and get her some pancakes and chicken from that place by The Wash. Alright bye”

“What you gonna eat safaree?”

“What’s in that damn cabinet, frosted flakes and milk as soon as he gets here with the milk”

“Damn bay we need to check all these messages, let’s check yours because I know who ever called me was calling you too leaving voice messages and you have 4 more than I do”

“Maybe you should call your mother and friends like I’m about to do then check the messages later, and what we doing today?”

“I will and I don’t know? You want to go play around in the studio for the barbs? You know eventually we are going to have to Ustream for them”

“Yeah I know ha! We can’t tell them everything” safaree said cheesing ear to ear getting up and doing the diddy bop

“You are so fuckin lame” nicki laughed

They went their separate ways to call their peoples. Nicki and safaree called their parents and told them all the nice stuff they did and how they swam a lot and woke up to the ocean and the food was amazing. But then they called their friends.

-

“Hello Candi?”

“Nick?”

“Yes bitch who else it would be” they laughed

“OMG ok so first of all you aint have the phone on the whole time you were there, me and Lauren called your ass a lot to see if you was good but no answer.”

“Oops sorry my husband put my phone away” nicki said in a sexy voice. She flopped down on the bed and left safaree in the living room.

“Oooooo TELL me I WANT ALL DETAILS” Candi said popping her lips giggling

“I knew you would with your freak ass”

“Girl you know me well let me get my bag of pop corn and sprite”

“hahahaha you a damn fool, but let me just say white Vanilla candles, white roses and rose peddles, Jacuzzi, Vanilla candle heated body oil, Vanilla edible body butter, whip cream, chocolate syrup, Strawberries, ICE, and so much more”

“Girl stop it you making it steamy just listing some things. But my question is did you use the survival sex kit?”

“Hahahaha YES”

“OH shit! Spill”

“Ok so you know I had to lay it on him but before I did my magic I had no say so. He was in control the whole first night girl. He was too sexy that night! All that was going thru my head was Usher and Baby faces Cater to you remix”

“Girl you a mess lolz he was that good huh”

“Yes girl he became superman over night omg! He was amazing.com”

“Awe let safaree be great”

“Girl I let him be great the whole 3-4 days we were out there”

“Continue I need the goodies”

“Eww bitch pauz lolz” nicki said cracking up

“Wait before you get started let me put L-boogie on the line”

“Alright I’m waiting”

Candi clicked over to call Lauren. She picked up.

“Hello, hello?”

“Yes we both are on here Candi”

“Hey girl!” nicki said to Lauren

“Hey boo”

“Ok so I’m finna tell yall what happened on the honeymoon, brace yourself”

“Oh snaps girl wait let me leave Vincent and go in the bathroom” they heard Vincent in the background asking Lauren where she was going. The ladies laughed on the phone while Lauren got situated in the bathroom. They heard the toilet seat drop so they knew she was finna sit down.

“Hello? Ok I’m ready yall”

“Ha Vincent got that leash in that BOX” nicki said laughing

“Shut up! I’m a fuckin man eater he aint got shit!”

“Yeah whateva!” the girls laughed again

“Ok so first things first yall, like my man packin and yall hoes will deal!”

Candi held her phone down so she could look stupid at it and then held it back to her ear and laughed.

“You must have forgot about the niggas I fuck wit” Candi said

“Vincent gives those strokes that will make you loose ya breath” Lauren said confidently

“Anyway though Britney… I hotel was so nice and the people only called me Mrs. Samuels! It felt too good. But safaree gave me massages and…”

“Keep going why you stop”

“Just to see how close yall nosey asses were listening”

“But he feed me strawberries in the Jacuzzi! And this is a first for me! He ate edible body butter off my body”

“Oh shit! We don’t even know about that and you know I’m the fuckin sex queen!” Lauren laughed

“Oh and I used the stripper pole if you want to know and candi’s cousins hand cuffs! Awkward much” nicki laughed and the girls continued to ask her questions about how everything went.

“Nicki! I bought your food” Martin said knocking on the door

“And the last thing before we hang up, he ate that pussy like cold pizza. Yall know I got that pussy that made him say grace first then devoured my shit”

Lauren cried laughing on the phone and Candi started singing some of nick’s old music.

“Pussy real good it taste like mango ha!”

“You already know Star Box Minaj”

“Nicki if you want to eat before your food get cold come on” martin said

“Damn here I come”

“Imma call yall back but I might be going to the studio today to make a goofy recording for the barbs”

“Awe you cute! You always doing something for them”

“Those are my babies, without them I’m nothing! They are my other half of my heart they keep things spicy!”

“Okay girl well have fun”

“I will talk to yall later, 1 yaself 5”

-

“That food was so fuckin good like no yall don’t understand they make the best food over there”

“Yeah and you almost got my ass kilt going over there” martin said being over exaggerating

“Hahahaha! BC nothing acting like a wuss! “

“Shut up!” martin said

Nicki walked over to safaree who was sitting on the couch and sat in his lap.

“On that note I’m gone”

“Tell Jessie to text me the details, and call the factory for me I want to go in, in like 2 hours”

“Will do”

Safaree started playing with nicki’s ear since it was in his face. She started giggling while trying to talk to martin.

“I’m gone love birds, oh and I will bring the boxes up later so yall can start packin since you want to do it the old fashion way nicki”

“Okay” nicki said practically moaning

Martin closed the door.

-

“It’s been 3 days since I had you, why you keep playing?”

“Moooove safaree” nicki said pushing him off her chest. He had buried his head in her breast

“And when we get settled in our new house that’s when you will get some sucka”

“Sure is one now let me have some milk” safaree said squeezing nick’s breast

“I am making this next week living hell for you” safaree said moving nick’s legs off of her

“Is that so?”

“Yep” he said in a playful way

“Go get dressed buffoon I’m ready to go to the studio, I’m finna go take my shower”

“Oh did you call the W back?”

“Omg no I will do that before we leave, I’m nervous Faree”

“Nervous of what you deserve that!”

“I don’t know”

“Nicki just call them”

“Okay but let’s get ready first”

-

Nicki came out of the room with a white loose tank top. The arms of the tank top were huge so you saw all of nicki sides and her pink and cheetah print bra; she wore some true religion jeans and her long bob straight. She wore some black jogging pants and her black Marc Jacobs bag and her Giuseppe sneakers that were made just for her.

Safaree wore a v-neck white tee shirt, some grey jogging pants, air force ones, a bulls red and black fitted cap,  his cabala balls, and one of his rings and the LV duffle which had all of nicki stuff in it including a change of clothes.

“Call them nicki”

“Ok chill”

Safaree walked over to the white couch where nicki was sitting. She was staring at the Mural that the barbs brought her. It was a mural of Marilyn Monroe and it was made out of small pictures of her.

“Babe did you know that was made out of small pictures of me?”

“Yes I did, come here”

He pulled her on his lap and she straddled him.

“Call”

Nicki pulled out the hot pink Barbie berry and found the miss call to call them back.

“Hello, yes this is Mrs.Maraj”

“Hello Mrs. Maraj, congratulations on your marriage we heard about it and felt kind of bad for contacting you over your break”

“Thank you; you can change my name to Mrs. Samuels now”

“Okay great, I wanted to relay the message to you from the President of the W that he would like you on the cover of the magazine”

Safaree was looking at nick’s expression the whole time she spoke to the guy on the other side. She began to bounce up and down trying to keep her cool as the guy gave her details on the shoot and what they expect from her.

“Okay! So what would he like the theme to be?”

“The theme would be you new life and married life. He would also like the spread to have you and your husband on one page.”

Nicki started squealing and pointing to safaree like a maniac trying to whisper that they want him also. They talked for about 30 minutes and got everything situated. The shoot would be the day after they move into their new home.

“So what they say, while you were breaking my lap” safaree said gripping her hips. Nicki leaned over and kissed him passionately.

“What was that for?”

“Just because I can kiss my husband, and he said I got the cover!!!!”

“Really, give me some” they smacked 5

“And here is the twist. They want you on one of my pages with me. Because I’m talking about my new life and married life”

“Babe I couldn’t do that, you been waiting years to do this”

“I know but I don’t mind, and plus he requested us.” Nicki said smiling

“Okay only if you really want me on there, that means a coon gotta do a couple of sit up lolz”

“Shut up boy, come on so we can make this song for the barbs”

“Alright, up we go” safaree stood up with nicki still wrapped around his waist

“I remember this position”

“Don’t start”

They laughed and he put her down so they could walk out the door.

-

Nicki in the booth…

“I’m known to hang with a thug or 2,niggas who only do what a thug'll do.....Aint nothin worse than bein a broke bitch, im that crack so I tell them 2 smoke this… I only fuck with paper makers niggas gettin baked like cake makers ballin like pump fakers weak bitchs is coughin my flow is sick i got’em ill so i put’em in a coffin… Ima bratt so im kinda spoiled so much damn money my pockets feelin soiled, Bitches aint gettin money i dont wanna  to walk with ya aint no need in talkin to ya we aint got business hoe what u talkin for shorty dis aint no police interigation if it dont make money i aint got no information.  worried about me u shoulda been on ya shit ya man like my style so of course he got takin...your  boyfriend said he knew me I think he wanna do me tryna get to kno me.  so I let him kno.....ME!!!!!! I never let a nigga phase me im just a phase bitch please I aint even gotta sex him but he handin me the keys, all I do is mistreat him no need  to try to please him he doin me right so ya baby still breathin try to take him from u ugh....whats the reason? He aint even good for my company other than his money he aint doin shit for me....No need for me to be  money hungry greedy ora lil crumb snatcha I got stackz on top of stackz i bet I can match ya! To be CONTINUED barbs! Muah Khea!

*That’s one of my poems! (bows) lolz*

“yo nick do you know how sick this sound”

Nicki laughed

“run that back let me hear”

Safaree played the whole song back to her, safaree was jumping around to the beat and nicki new words. 

“One word for the barbs… BONKERS baby” safaree said

“safaree shut up”

“im serious, because on this you converted back to what they say “OLD NICKI SOUND” mix tape days”

“really you think so”

“I know so! You talkin about crumb snatchers and shit”

“ha shut up I just wanted to excite my barbs”

“they finna be more than excited you let me tweet”
@scaffbeezy- OLD NICKIS BACK, hold on to ya seat belts bitches. VVS

@Nickiminaj- hey barbs I got a surprise for you

“they finna eat this shit up!!!!” nicki said laughin

*hey yall lolz so I split it up into 2 parts because it’s so fuckin long! But I love yall. Yall should know im full time back in school so it’s only going to be once a week for a post. Sorry for the wait! I really am. And we gotta get all the boring scenes out of the way. And yall know im a poet right? Nicki’s rap is one of my poems. But comment and tell me what you think. LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*