Studio Love part 1

*Hey yall sorry I’ve been gone for a whole week and some days but I’ve been settling into my classes at school. I got 18 credit hours and everyone in college knows that is a heavy as load on top of being a pre-med major. This chapter is just one of those chapters you gotta get out the way. But anyways love yall Enjoy LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

-3 days later

Nicki and Safaree had made it home. When they had made it to their door in the suites at the top of the W hotel he did the whole traditional thing. He picked her up and carried his bride over the threshold, but then he recognized that they really needed to go house hunting. Weeks before they had left to go to Fiji they had began to look at places. A few mansions in Miami and a few in Los Angeles and the one that really caught their eye were in Miami. When they did settle in after a day they went to go check on the house they agreed they liked together and signed the contract for the home. Safaree began to call all of the moving people to help them move and get their things organized.

-

It was a late July morning and Nicki rolled over to kick safaree to tell him to move. It seemed like every time they slept in their own bed he would have his feet on her. She hated that.

“Move your big ass T-rex claws”

He shifted the other way and pulled the comforter with him leaving nicki half covered. Nicki just woke up and sat up and slapped him across the head.

“jerk”

“what you do that for”

“cause yo big ass took all the cover and you know we got the air on blast” she said throwing her legs over the side of the bed sticking her tiny feet into her ugg house shoes. She got up and grabbed her pink house robe from off of the black leather massage chair. She grabbed her phone off of her clear glass night stand.

“Damn, I’m sorry baby”

“Sorry my ass”

She walked out the room and walked across the big living room red cherry wood floors that were very shiny.

“I’m sure going to miss this place” she thought

“What the hell is in here to eat” safaree said wiping the crust out of his eyes, stretching and making a huge yawn.

“I don’t know Faree let’s see, and shout out to morning wood”

Safaree looked down at himself and blushed.

“You want to make this situation go away” he said walking up to her

“Eww no perv I think you got enough of nicki Lewinsky in the Virgin Islands you freak”

“Who said I did? Not me! I can always go for nicki Lewinsky with strawberries on top anytime” this made nicki blush as he gave her a good morning kiss

“You know what get that monster way from me” she laughed pointing down at safaree’s hard manhood.

“Give me another kiss”

“Will you leave me alone then?”

“Yes, but I want my kiss first”

They shared their good morning kiss without brushing their teeth and everything.

“Eww I can still taste your gyro from last night safaree hahahaha”

“And I just got some green lettuce from the back of your mouth”

They laughed with disgust on their faces as they went back into their master bed room to go brush their teeth. As they brushed their teeth nicki bumped her hips to safaree’s hips playing and he fell down dramatically. They both laughed with white foamy mouths being their goofy selves. They rinsed and headed back to the kitchen. They looked in their stainless steel fridge and didn’t see anything.

“Yo why the hell we got this big ass fridge and no food in it?”

“I don’t know you tell me safaree” nicki said putting her hands on her hips looking at him

“Call Jessie crazy ass and tell her to get us some food”

“Naw call martin, don’t just jump right on Jessie let her sleep! She the one who helped us with a real-estate broker so imam let her sleep”

Safaree picks up his blackberry and tweets

@scaffbeezy- what up BC’s *salute*

Then he looked to the side of his phone and saw that he still had to check the 15 voice messages and 120 text messages from people.

@scaffbeezy- what tip guy? Shout out to morning wood!

Then nicki grabbed hers and tweeted

@nickiminaj- Morning barbs, the beautiful world awaits you *kisses your virtual foreheads*

Then she looked at her messages before dialing Martin up and saw she had to check her 20 voicemails from multiple people and 116 text messages.

“Didn’t these people get the memo that I was getting married this week end? Ugh this people just don’t let up and then these hoes want to be noisy imam have to call them back while we wait on this food, and then The W magazine called me” nicki begin to panic

“Safaree the W magazine called me omg I hope they want me to shoot omg safaree” nicki begin to jump up and down like a child at a candy store who wanted a wonka bar

“I’m sure they do want you babe” safaree said. Then nick’s stomach growled loudly.

“Damn my stomach doesn’t talk that damn loud” safaree said jokingly. Nicki shoved his left arm

“Shut up call him”

Safaree called Martin waking him up outta his sleep and sending him on his way to get them something to eat.

“Tell him I want chicken and pancakes from that place over there by The Wash.”

“You want me to send this scrawny nigga to the hood”

“Yes” nicki said batting her eyelashes why safaree laughed and she added a few chuckles with his.

“Yo she said she wants you to go in Compton and get her some pancakes and chicken from that place by The Wash. Alright bye”

“What you gonna eat safaree?”

“What’s in that damn cabinet, frosted flakes and milk as soon as he gets here with the milk”

“Damn bay we need to check all these messages, let’s check yours because I know who ever called me was calling you too leaving voice messages and you have 4 more than I do”

“Maybe you should call your mother and friends like I’m about to do then check the messages later, and what we doing today?”

“I will and I don’t know? You want to go play around in the studio for the barbs? You know eventually we are going to have to Ustream for them”

“Yeah I know ha! We can’t tell them everything” safaree said cheesing ear to ear getting up and doing the diddy bop

“You are so fuckin lame” nicki laughed

They went their separate ways to call their peoples. Nicki and safaree called their parents and told them all the nice stuff they did and how they swam a lot and woke up to the ocean and the food was amazing. But then they called their friends.

-

“Hello Candi?”

“Nick?”

“Yes bitch who else it would be” they laughed

“OMG ok so first of all you aint have the phone on the whole time you were there, me and Lauren called your ass a lot to see if you was good but no answer.”

“Oops sorry my husband put my phone away” nicki said in a sexy voice. She flopped down on the bed and left safaree in the living room.

“Oooooo TELL me I WANT ALL DETAILS” Candi said popping her lips giggling

“I knew you would with your freak ass”

“Girl you know me well let me get my bag of pop corn and sprite”

“hahahaha you a damn fool, but let me just say white Vanilla candles, white roses and rose peddles, Jacuzzi, Vanilla candle heated body oil, Vanilla edible body butter, whip cream, chocolate syrup, Strawberries, ICE, and so much more”

“Girl stop it you making it steamy just listing some things. But my question is did you use the survival sex kit?”

“Hahahaha YES”

“OH shit! Spill”

“Ok so you know I had to lay it on him but before I did my magic I had no say so. He was in control the whole first night girl. He was too sexy that night! All that was going thru my head was Usher and Baby faces Cater to you remix”

“Girl you a mess lolz he was that good huh”

“Yes girl he became superman over night omg! He was amazing.com”

“Awe let safaree be great”

“Girl I let him be great the whole 3-4 days we were out there”

“Continue I need the goodies”

“Eww bitch pauz lolz” nicki said cracking up

“Wait before you get started let me put L-boogie on the line”

“Alright I’m waiting”

Candi clicked over to call Lauren. She picked up.

“Hello, hello?”

“Yes we both are on here Candi”

“Hey girl!” nicki said to Lauren

“Hey boo”

“Ok so I’m finna tell yall what happened on the honeymoon, brace yourself”

“Oh snaps girl wait let me leave Vincent and go in the bathroom” they heard Vincent in the background asking Lauren where she was going. The ladies laughed on the phone while Lauren got situated in the bathroom. They heard the toilet seat drop so they knew she was finna sit down.

“Hello? Ok I’m ready yall”

“Ha Vincent got that leash in that BOX” nicki said laughing

“Shut up! I’m a fuckin man eater he aint got shit!”

“Yeah whateva!” the girls laughed again

“Ok so first things first yall, like my man packin and yall hoes will deal!”

Candi held her phone down so she could look stupid at it and then held it back to her ear and laughed.

“You must have forgot about the niggas I fuck wit” Candi said

“Vincent gives those strokes that will make you loose ya breath” Lauren said confidently

“Anyway though Britney… I hotel was so nice and the people only called me Mrs. Samuels! It felt too good. But safaree gave me massages and…”

“Keep going why you stop”

“Just to see how close yall nosey asses were listening”

“But he feed me strawberries in the Jacuzzi! And this is a first for me! He ate edible body butter off my body”

“Oh shit! We don’t even know about that and you know I’m the fuckin sex queen!” Lauren laughed

“Oh and I used the stripper pole if you want to know and candi’s cousins hand cuffs! Awkward much” nicki laughed and the girls continued to ask her questions about how everything went.

“Nicki! I bought your food” Martin said knocking on the door

“And the last thing before we hang up, he ate that pussy like cold pizza. Yall know I got that pussy that made him say grace first then devoured my shit”

Lauren cried laughing on the phone and Candi started singing some of nick’s old music.

“Pussy real good it taste like mango ha!”

“You already know Star Box Minaj”

“Nicki if you want to eat before your food get cold come on” martin said

“Damn here I come”

“Imma call yall back but I might be going to the studio today to make a goofy recording for the barbs”

“Awe you cute! You always doing something for them”

“Those are my babies, without them I’m nothing! They are my other half of my heart they keep things spicy!”

“Okay girl well have fun”

“I will talk to yall later, 1 yaself 5”

-

“That food was so fuckin good like no yall don’t understand they make the best food over there”

“Yeah and you almost got my ass kilt going over there” martin said being over exaggerating

“Hahahaha! BC nothing acting like a wuss! “

“Shut up!” martin said

Nicki walked over to safaree who was sitting on the couch and sat in his lap.

“On that note I’m gone”

“Tell Jessie to text me the details, and call the factory for me I want to go in, in like 2 hours”

“Will do”

Safaree started playing with nicki’s ear since it was in his face. She started giggling while trying to talk to martin.

“I’m gone love birds, oh and I will bring the boxes up later so yall can start packin since you want to do it the old fashion way nicki”

“Okay” nicki said practically moaning

Martin closed the door.

-

“It’s been 3 days since I had you, why you keep playing?”

“Moooove safaree” nicki said pushing him off her chest. He had buried his head in her breast

“And when we get settled in our new house that’s when you will get some sucka”

“Sure is one now let me have some milk” safaree said squeezing nick’s breast

“I am making this next week living hell for you” safaree said moving nick’s legs off of her

“Is that so?”

“Yep” he said in a playful way

“Go get dressed buffoon I’m ready to go to the studio, I’m finna go take my shower”

“Oh did you call the W back?”

“Omg no I will do that before we leave, I’m nervous Faree”

“Nervous of what you deserve that!”

“I don’t know”

“Nicki just call them”

“Okay but let’s get ready first”

-

Nicki came out of the room with a white loose tank top. The arms of the tank top were huge so you saw all of nicki sides and her pink and cheetah print bra; she wore some true religion jeans and her long bob straight. She wore some black jogging pants and her black Marc Jacobs bag and her Giuseppe sneakers that were made just for her.

Safaree wore a v-neck white tee shirt, some grey jogging pants, air force ones, a bulls red and black fitted cap,  his cabala balls, and one of his rings and the LV duffle which had all of nicki stuff in it including a change of clothes.

“Call them nicki”

“Ok chill”

Safaree walked over to the white couch where nicki was sitting. She was staring at the Mural that the barbs brought her. It was a mural of Marilyn Monroe and it was made out of small pictures of her.

“Babe did you know that was made out of small pictures of me?”

“Yes I did, come here”

He pulled her on his lap and she straddled him.

“Call”

Nicki pulled out the hot pink Barbie berry and found the miss call to call them back.

“Hello, yes this is Mrs.Maraj”

“Hello Mrs. Maraj, congratulations on your marriage we heard about it and felt kind of bad for contacting you over your break”

“Thank you; you can change my name to Mrs. Samuels now”

“Okay great, I wanted to relay the message to you from the President of the W that he would like you on the cover of the magazine”

Safaree was looking at nick’s expression the whole time she spoke to the guy on the other side. She began to bounce up and down trying to keep her cool as the guy gave her details on the shoot and what they expect from her.

“Okay! So what would he like the theme to be?”

“The theme would be you new life and married life. He would also like the spread to have you and your husband on one page.”

Nicki started squealing and pointing to safaree like a maniac trying to whisper that they want him also. They talked for about 30 minutes and got everything situated. The shoot would be the day after they move into their new home.

“So what they say, while you were breaking my lap” safaree said gripping her hips. Nicki leaned over and kissed him passionately.

“What was that for?”

“Just because I can kiss my husband, and he said I got the cover!!!!”

“Really, give me some” they smacked 5

“And here is the twist. They want you on one of my pages with me. Because I’m talking about my new life and married life”

“Babe I couldn’t do that, you been waiting years to do this”

“I know but I don’t mind, and plus he requested us.” Nicki said smiling

“Okay only if you really want me on there, that means a coon gotta do a couple of sit up lolz”

“Shut up boy, come on so we can make this song for the barbs”

“Alright, up we go” safaree stood up with nicki still wrapped around his waist

“I remember this position”

“Don’t start”

They laughed and he put her down so they could walk out the door.

-

Nicki in the booth…

“I’m known to hang with a thug or 2,niggas who only do what a thug'll do.....Aint nothin worse than bein a broke bitch, im that crack so I tell them 2 smoke this… I only fuck with paper makers niggas gettin baked like cake makers ballin like pump fakers weak bitchs is coughin my flow is sick i got’em ill so i put’em in a coffin… Ima bratt so im kinda spoiled so much damn money my pockets feelin soiled, Bitches aint gettin money i dont wanna  to walk with ya aint no need in talkin to ya we aint got business hoe what u talkin for shorty dis aint no police interigation if it dont make money i aint got no information.  worried about me u shoulda been on ya shit ya man like my style so of course he got takin...your  boyfriend said he knew me I think he wanna do me tryna get to kno me.  so I let him kno.....ME!!!!!! I never let a nigga phase me im just a phase bitch please I aint even gotta sex him but he handin me the keys, all I do is mistreat him no need  to try to please him he doin me right so ya baby still breathin try to take him from u ugh....whats the reason? He aint even good for my company other than his money he aint doin shit for me....No need for me to be  money hungry greedy ora lil crumb snatcha I got stackz on top of stackz i bet I can match ya! To be CONTINUED barbs! Muah Khea!

*That’s one of my poems! (bows) lolz*

“yo nick do you know how sick this sound”

Nicki laughed

“run that back let me hear”

Safaree played the whole song back to her, safaree was jumping around to the beat and nicki new words. 

“One word for the barbs… BONKERS baby” safaree said

“safaree shut up”

“im serious, because on this you converted back to what they say “OLD NICKI SOUND” mix tape days”

“really you think so”

“I know so! You talkin about crumb snatchers and shit”

“ha shut up I just wanted to excite my barbs”

“they finna be more than excited you let me tweet”
@scaffbeezy- OLD NICKIS BACK, hold on to ya seat belts bitches. VVS

@Nickiminaj- hey barbs I got a surprise for you

“they finna eat this shit up!!!!” nicki said laughin

*hey yall lolz so I split it up into 2 parts because it’s so fuckin long! But I love yall. Yall should know im full time back in school so it’s only going to be once a week for a post. Sorry for the wait! I really am. And we gotta get all the boring scenes out of the way. And yall know im a poet right? Nicki’s rap is one of my poems. But comment and tell me what you think. LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*