Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The OnikaFaree Weding {Part 2}

*Here is Part 2 enjoy barbs… THEE WEDDING Love @TrebbleBarbie*
On the drive over Nicki was super excited and she couldn’t wait for the end result of what she had been planning for years. She knew who she wanted to sing at her wedding but she didn’t know what was about to come next
“Boss lady” Jessie said snapping Nicki out of her trace looking out of the window
“Yes Jessie” Nicki said smiling a million dollar Colgate smile
“well you know I was calling you earlier to inform you to come down but also to tell you Jennifer Hudson couldn’t make the wedding” Nicki started to breathe heavy
“Nicki breathe we covered her” Nicki was on the verge of tears
“I knew something would go wrong now it’s going to be all messed up” Nicki said upset
“No it won’t Nick I promise you it’s going to be better. And we still have Stevie wonder there playing the piano so breathe” Jessie reassured her while rubbing her bare back
“One more question boss lady. Where is your bouquet?”
“Um i don’t know” she said looking around nervous because she thought she forgot it at the hotel
“It’s right here lady calm down” Lauren said smiling at her best friend
“Everything will be fine and when you find out whose singing you down the aisle you will freak out”
“Oh will i? Ok I really can’t wait. Drivers push the gas I have a wedding to make and we are holding it up. It’s already 15 minutes behind”
“Ok ma’am!” the driver said turning around smiling and nodding
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Safaree had arrived at the beach. The sun was beaming and the skies were clear as the ocean. He looked out in to the clear Fiji water and thought to himself how beautiful the scenery was with the water crashing into the rocks. There was a slight breeze coming from the ocean but not too strong. He then looked to the left and to the right to see his entire 500 guest before he walked down the aisle greeting everybody. He paid attention to the decoration and every little detail. The chairs were white with hot pink and red tulle tied into a bow on the back with crystals on top of the bows. The chairs set firmly into the sand. The middle of the isle had a long white trail awaiting red and pink rose peddles from the flower girls. The alter was beautiful. It was around 12 ft. tall and white silk covered every inch of it. It had 4 posts and each post had roses to fill and cover the white silk. The broom that they were going to jump decorated in hot pink tulle and roses and was set off to the side of the post by the groom’s men. Father Mike the priest stood in the middle with an all-white robe on, and to the side of him was a small stand that held the glass water ice pitcher with two talk glasses that would be used later on in the wedding during vows. There were black speakers on every inch over the beach so that everyone could hear them make their vows. 4 empty seats that had microphones in each seat for the parents in the front row. He then looked to the far right to see Stevie Wonder sitting at a white piano playing small tunes for the wedding guest, and then he saw Monica at the microphone.
“Jennifer when did Monica become our singer, Nicki wanted Jennifer Hudson?”
“Oh, um Jennifer couldn’t make it. He son got sick so she didn’t want to leave him with his father”
“Oh, I understand I wonder what she is going to sing. And she better not sing ratchet”
“She won’t Safaree I told her to sing the most perfect song but you will have to wait to find out when Nicki walks down that isle to you. And one more thing I have your music in cue when you are ready for it to blast” they both giggled and Jennifer and Safaree exchanged daps.
He looked around once again to see every seat filled. He took a deep breath and allowed Jennifer to connected him to a microphone that sat by his lips, Vincent patted him on the back and they did their little hand shake, then proceeded forward to his alter.
Safaree saw LeBron James and his family, Kobe Bryant and his family, Wayne and all of his family, Drake and his mother and father, The rest of the young money family, Kimora Lee Simmons and her family, Tyra Banks, Beyoncé and Jayz and Kanye, Rihanna, all the barbs they invited and chose together to invite, Natasha Benningfield, family from everywhere from Trinidad and Jamaica, and friends from all around new york and other places, and many other famous people.
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The barbs were all sitting there for about an hour. Jessie had them there on time and in their seats. The barbs held conversation amongst them and chatted about how everything was beautiful and how OnikaFaree was now coming true instead of being a fairytale.  The barbs were divided on each side of the isle some barbs sat on Safaree side and some sat on Nicki side. Some barbs were playing in their purses, tweeting on their cell phone, or just rapping or singing Nicki’s old songs and latest songs that were out. Some barbs were star struck and saw their entire favorite artist. The barbs saw big dream on the way in and asked him how he was doing. Dream looked no different he was still big, buff and tall. The only thing that was weird he was in a suit and had on shade like top flight security. He didn’t wear a tie and he couldn’t button the front of his suit. But he stood in position with the walkie talkie on his side and the piece in his ear. Some of the conversations from the barbs
Galactic Barbie: I know Nicki is going to look fetch I can’t wait
TeamZanyMinaj: I know right my big sis better werk it down this isle.
Galactic Barbie: I hope she doesn’t trip down the aisle you know she always need Safaree’s arm to walk with her clumsy ass.
The two ladies laughed some other barbs were talking also
Misszsharii: I gotta make sure I get every angle of nick for out video I’m going to make when we leave here.
Boss barb: you better girl make sure you get my picture to because you know you be hooking so stuff up
They gave each other high 5. Some more conversations were surfacing
TrebbleBarbie: Twifey look at this bitch weave she forgot to sow the end on that shit. You can tell she from the slums of NYC.
 The girls laughed
MinajvsThe world & Ibodyybitches: Trebb don’t make me piss
TrebbleBarbie: shit it’s the truth! MUNY! Do this bitch hair next to me
Pinkmunybarbie: pass me a hot comb. Naw never mind! She might break that shit
Nickiscarebear: yo we straight mobbing.  did yall save a seat for Jessie? She said she was in the car with HB on her way
TrebbleBarbie: yeah she sitting right there
Everybody started to giggle as Felicia started to squirm in her seat. She knew the barbs were talking about her.
Islayyourfav: yes this tumble weave for a sew in. baby try again for 200$
Barbs on Safaree side were keeping up conversation also
CashleyNika: Dani pass me those grapes out your purse
Daniibethebizz: Bird!
 The ladies started to laugh
PhillyMinajbarb: I told yall it would come to this day I’m so happy for her
IluvOnikamaraj: I know right my auntie Nicki finna be too cute. SexyNika for Safaree
DaniiBetheBizz: Nelly thought that disease dricki was going to last. NOT!
Teamminajpink: shut up
Biggadenamonsta: she sure did
Salutethe5star: yep. But we are celebrating tonight! We getting fucked up and we finding a man tonight. Look at all these niggas. I’m finna find me one.
“I know that’s right” all the ladies said in unison. The barbs just didn’t know what was going to happen 45 minutes after Nicki and Safaree said their vows. They all shifted in their seats and stood up to see Safaree walk down the aisle and greet him while clapping. All you heard from the barbs was “LUUUG” and “Fway”
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Nicki just arrived to the beach. She saw all of her guest but she couldn’t let them see her. Jennifer also hooked her up to her microphone and places the piece around her ear and adjusted it to her mouth. Jennifer grabbed the back of Nicki’s dress and directed her all the way to the back. She wanted to surprise Nicki with the singer and the song. Lauren walked up
“You ready baby this is it, I just talked to Safaree he’s chilled he’s been ready” she said smiling
“He is! Omg I love him. My wedding looks so beautiful from what I see. Did you see all of our parents?”
“Yes they are in line and Safaree is about to walk out”
“He better not play did it on Em or he is going to pay later on”
“Well you better prepare yourself” Jennifer cut in and said while fixing the bottom of Nicki’s dress
“Ok so I’m about to leave you here Nicki and I’m going to direct Safaree. Let’s get this party on the road. Clap it up everybody”
Everybody started to clap and this made Nicki more nervous and anxious but excited. She was ready to see all of her friends and family reaction to her beauty and her dress. Today was her day and nobody could stop it.
Nicki didn’t know what awaited her after the vows.
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“Cue Stevie wonder to start playing the traditional wedding music and I’m going to gesture everyone to stand”
 The parents walked down the aisle waving at everyone and the photographers (3 of them) started snapping photos. Then came the groom
Safaree walked down the aisle with the biggest Kool-Aid smile you ever seen he shook some people’s hands that were at the end of the isle. The isle was very long because there were 50 rows of chairs but 500 guests. When he got to the middle of the isle he turned around to give Jennifer the cue to cue his music and the Dj turned it on. The bass blasted thru the speakers ass Safaree did his signature coon jumps all the way to the alter
“Shitted on 'em
Man, I just shitted on 'em
Shitted on 'em
Put your number 2's in the air
If you did it on 'em”
 The barbs joined in and rapped Nicki verses to the song and Safaree kept dancing. Some of the famous folks were clapping and bobbing there head to the beat.
“That nigga a full blown beast for playing this shit at his wedding. My Nigga” Wayne said rapping the words to the song.
When he got to the end of the alter he took a bow and spoke into the microphone and said
“I always wanted to do that, thank you all”
Their parents laughed and the entire guest laughed and clapped while the barbs screamed and said
“Pam Pam”
“Beleedat”
“BC-1”
“War start, War starrrrrrrrt”
“Luuuug”
“Fway!”
“Sworsh!!!”
All of the guest directed their attention towards the middle and laughed and kind of settled down and allowed the barbs to be great. Safaree then told them
“Ok BC’s shhhhh, we will talk later” the barbs laughed and settled down as the Precession kept going. Felicia stayed sitting because she didn’t to stand at that moment. Showing a sign of disrespect as if she really didn’t want to be there.
Jennifer cued Stevie wonder to keep playing the Traditional wedding song on the piano, and she pushed all 24 pairs of bridesmaids and groomsmen down the aisle. That was 48 people. The last couple to walk down the aisle was the two to make 50 in the bridal party which was Lauren and Vincent. They walked down together to keep things short. They both gave Safaree a hug and he kissed Lauren on the cheek and everybody stood in their places.
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“Ok Nicki you are up after your bell boy, ring barrier, and flower girls go. Don’t be nervous shake out those kinks. You are ready for this”
“Thanks jenn, thank you a lot for making my fairytale come true”
“You’re welcome, here is your bouquet”
“Thank you” Nicki looked down to her very full bouquet that had 50 hot pink roses with pearls that sat in each rose. The tulle that was cut from her dress is what held every stem in place. She sniffed the roses and took another deep breathe and said
“I’m ready”
With that, Jennifer moved with the quickness to tell the ring barrier to walk down the aisle. The entire crowd awed as the small bow walked down the aisle with his red pillow holding the two wedding bands.
Jennifer then talked thru walkie talkie and told them to cut the music for the Bell boy as he ran down the aisle. He ran down the aisle screaming and jumping and releasing energy saying
“The Bride is coming, the Bride is coming, and the bride is coming!!!”
Safaree gave the little boy some dap when he made it to the end of the isle and sent the bot to the end of the line.
She then sent the flower girls and everybody pulled out their cameras and snapped pictures as they held one big white basket by the handle and threw pink and red roses everywhere. All of the crowd cooed and said awe to everything.
Now it was Nicki’s turn. Jennifer cued Monica and she helped Nicki to the beginning of the isle. The crowd stood there silent as Nicki lifted her head and took in the view of all the smiling faces. The people who she was comfortable with, the people who knew her. Nicki glowed in the sunlight as the shimmer from her skin made her shine and her earrings glistened. That was the only piece of jewelry she had on until she received her rings at the end.
Monica started to sing
“When you're feeling lost in the night,
When you feel your world just aint right
Call on me, I will be waiting
Count on me, I will be there
Anytime the times get too tough,
Anytime your best aint enough
I'll be the one to make it better,
I'll be there to protect you,
See you through,
I'll be there and there is nothing
I won't do.
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need
I will be the sun in your sky
I will fight your way for all time
Promise you,
For you I will.
I will shield your heart from the rain
I will let no harm come your way
Oh these arms will be your shelter
No these arms won't let you down,
If there is a mountain to move
I will move that mountain for you
I'm here for you, I'm here forever
I will be your fortress, tall and strong
I'll keep you safe,
I'll stand beside you, right or wrong
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon (yeah, yeah)
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need (I will be...)
I will be the sun in your sky
I will light your way for all time
Promise you
For you I will
For you I will, lay my life on the line
For you I will fight, oooooh
For you I will die
With every breath, with all my soul
I'll give my world
I'll give it all
Put your faith in me (put your faith in me)
And I'll do anything
I will cross the ocean for you (I will cross the ocean for you)
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need
I will be the sun in your sky
I will light your way for all time
Promise you (Promise you)
For you I will, I will, I will, I will,
I will cross the ocean for you
I will go and bring you the moon
I will be your hero your strength
Anything you need (Anything you need)
I will be the sun in your sky (yeah, yeah)
I will let you wait for all times
Promise you (I promise you)
For you I will (Ooooh)
I promise you
For you I will
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“Ugh let me stand up to see this ratchet ass bitch” Felicia said mumbling out of her mouth
Safaree still hadn’t notice that she was there
“I’m finna get this bitch so good” Felicia said while putting on the big Chanel brown shades
“Aye that’s my song. I will cross the ocean for you” she started to sing and sway and Monica sing the song to the piano tone.
“Ugh why does he like this Barbie plastic bitch, that’s ok cause he coming home with me tonight”
 She continued to sing and snare her nose as Nicki walked down the aisle. She set up her plan in her head and she was ready.
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“Omg look at all of these people in front of me my love one” Nicki said in her head wanting to cry
“Look at my husband I can barely see his ass, but I’m going to keep looking at him he is my focus to get to. I need strong prescription in my contacts that damn Lasik surgery didn’t work” she laughed to herself as she thought these things.
All of the cameras were snapping as she walked down the aisle. People in awe from her beauty and whispering how beautiful she is. People were shaking their heads yes to gesture to her that she looked amazing and everything was beautiful. She almost didn’t recognize that it was Monica singing until she looked that way
“Monica!” Nicki said out loud and totally forgot the microphone was on
“Omg this thing is on” she started laughing and everybody started to laugh
She made it to the half-way point where she had all of her barbs sitting she glanced over them collecting a couple of face but she had to proceed forward. She turned her attention back Safaree who she could see clear as day now. She looked to the left to see her parents and her bridesmaids crying she looked to her left to see Safaree’s parents and all of the groomsmen. She looked down to the floor and smiled really hard.
When she looked up she didn’t know she had made it to the alter and her father cam and grabbed her arm and her mom on his heels.  The priest asked
“Who is here to hand over this beautiful bride to Safaree?”
Nicki’s parents answered “we are” and Robert walked to Safaree and gave him a manly hug and whispered in his ear
“I trust you, keep my daughter safe” he patted Safaree on the back and looked into his eye. Nicki was staring at them smiling and Robert reached down to Nicki’s hand and wrapped it around his elbow. Then they stepped to the alter together.
 They turned and faced each other and looked into each other’s eyes.
Nicki handed her bouquet to a crying Lauren who was wiping her tear with Kleenex
“You look amazing Onika”
“So do you Safaree” they said whispering but didn’t help because the microphones to their mouth was very sensitive and the crowd awed. They turned to the crowd and blushed.
They stood there holding hands looking at each other smiling. Then Safaree looked at father mike which made Nicki look his way also and told him to proceed.
Father Mike spoke:
“We are gathered here today to see the beautiful matrimony of Safaree Lloyd Samuels and Onika Tanya Maraj”
Nicki made a face to her name and Safaree chuckled
The Priest poured two tall glasses of pure Fiji water and said
“This water here represents pureness in your life, and longevity. As you drink this water you suppose to finish the big glass. If one can’t finish their glass the other has to help them” he handed them their water and they drank.
Safaree finished his glass but Nicki couldn’t finish hers
“Give it here baby let me finish it” Sb reached out for the glass
“No wait I think I can do it, im just going to have to pee later” the crowd clapped and laughed
“Ok I’m too full I give up” it was just below a half of the glass and Safaree took the glass and gulped it down
He held up the glass and did the hip Hip hooray dance. The crowd clapped and snapped photos as he held up the glass. Then the crowd settled down as they turned back to the priest and handed their glasses back to the priest who set them on the stand
“You two have past the first holy test of being a married couple.” He said extending his hands in front of his body
Safaree and Nicki turned back to face each other. Safaree raised his left hand to wipe off the water on top of Nicki’s lips and she blushed, and he put his hand back under hers to hold them.
“Do you have your own vows?”
“Yes we do” Nicki said. Safaree pulled his from out of his pocket while Candice pulled out Nicki’s paper from her bra and handed it to Lauren so she could give it to Nicki. Nicki looked back at Lauren and she handed her the paper. Safaree looked at Nicki as she was doing this and she turned back around to catch his eyes
She did her obnoxious giggle and said
“Oh! You were waiting on me”
“Yes hunny” the crowd did a small laugh and Nicki looked out and smiled
“Ok who goes first?” Nicki asked father mike
“You”
“Okay, ready baby” Nicki said taking a breath. Then she recited her vows written on the paper
I can tell that you love me
You gave me life when all I saw was death in front of me
(She looked up from the paper into his eyes)
I know you will protect me, my honor, and my pride
You’re my rock when no one else is by my side
You stuck it out with me because you believed in me
You trusted me, you still trust me
(She looked up again at him and started to cry but still spoke her vows)
I couldn’t ask for a better man
You were heaven sent to me because god knew I needed you
I know we will have fun times, good times, and bad times
I willing to risk my heart and give it all up for you
(Safaree reached up and wiped her tears with his thumbs, Rex handed him a piece of tissue)
I stand before God and confess my love to you
Because I believe you will be there every step of the way
 I can’t wait to have your children
I can’t wait to travel the world with you
I can’t wait to show the world we are a dynamic couple to be reckoned with
I promise to be your wife and only your wife
I promise to be by your side in every decision
But wait! Your butt can’t be making buffoonery decisions
(The crowd laughed as she wiped her own tears and turn to look at her audience)
I love you for your crazy ways
(“I know that’s right”, a family member yelled from the crowd making Nicki laugh)
 You match me, you’re here for me, and I trust you
I couldn’t ask for more in my husband
 You make me smile when the clouds are grey
 You are the wind beneath my wings
We praise God together so I know you were made for me
(She moved a little closer to Safaree)
 I thank god that he sent me a God fearing man, because to fear god means you have faith
(Safaree let a tear fall)
You surround me with positivity
I love you, and I’m ready to be your crazy, loud, spontaneous wife
Because I know you can handle me.
You love me for who I AM, and not what the world see me as
Thank you I will gladly be your wife now
She giggled in between tears and the crowd was crying and laughing. The barbs were all crying with red faces and tissue being thrown everywhere.
“Dang you got a coon shook, so that’s what you were writing while crying. Good job” he said in a funny way
“Ok it’s my turn” Safaree shook his head trying not to cry and started his vows. He put the paper down because he memorized them
“You introduce me to life that I've never known
When I'm by your side that's when I'm feeling home
(“Wait you remember them? Ok you win” Nicki said while grabbing his hands again)
And my only attempt is to make you smile, I promise
So believe what I say when I say I'm real
Cuz there aint no mistake in the way I feel
Baby open your heart and accept this love, I give you
(He was only staring in her eyes. His eyes started to water and she started to cry)
Over the others, over my pride,
Over the falls I have in my life
I choose you, baby I choose you
Over the others, over my pride
Cuz you're the best thing, in my life
 I knew it was right, so I took the chance
Disregarded the challenge of the circumstance
Now you’re too big a part of me to let you go, I promise
(Nicki mouthed to him “you promise” and he shook his head yes and continued)
So despite the way that I make mistakes
And despite the direction this love may take
You can always be sure of me just have faith,
Got you, this what is true.
That is why I will forever love you
I can’t wait till we grow old together
I can’t wait till you bare my children
They gon have some big heads
I can’t wait till we grow old together and be wrinkled
I love you, every imperfection, and everything that right
I promise to be here thru every fight make up and split
When you get sick, I promise to take care of you
I promise, I’ll only have eyes for you, I choose you. I love you
I love you forever
I love you more than life itself; I couldn’t have beaten my trials without you”
The crowd stood up and gave Safaree an ovation of claps. Nicki was ready to kiss him right then and there so she said
“Shhhhhhh wait we gotta finish”
“Ok now the traditional vows from the church”
They turned their backs to the crowd and looked up to father Mike.
“Before we go any longer is there anyone who objects these two”
They turned around and Felicia stood up
“I object”
*Go to part 3 Comment after your done with Part 3!!! let the ass whoopin begin*

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Interlude

*THIS BITCH GOT SOMETHING COMING LOLZ ENJOY*
Phone rings…
“Hello?”
“Hello hey girl it’s Sheena I was calling you to see how you was doing?”
“I’m good, how are my kids” Felicia said while stretching  and sitting up in her bed looking straight in to the mirror with her weave all over the place.
“They are fine; you haven’t called them since you made it there. But anyways today is the big day the ONIKAFAREE wedding”
“Shut the fuck up, this wedding is finna be ca pishe!”
“Oooo wee you are too bad, you got your dress laid out? And your shoes and accessories?”
“Yep I made a few changes with my dress before I go on the plan but yep I got all my shit ready. I’m finna be a bad bitch”
“You gotta call me and tell me how it went but I will understand if you’re with Safaree. I heard it’s going to be 500 guests on the beach, very big and extravagant. The news has been talkin about it all day”
“Oh well I guess its gon be front page news by the time I get done with it. It’s going to be known as Superstar Nicki Minaj wedding gone down in flames by an ex-lover of her fiancĂ© Safaree Samuels. It’s going to be call run away groom” she laughed with her friend.
“Kiss my kids for me and tell those niggas I will be home with them a new daddy soon”
She hung up with her friend and ordered herself room service.  She ate breakfast and started to get dress. She took out her weave and washed it and conditioned it and blow dried it. She rebraided her hair underneath and re sowed it back in. this took her like 3 hours. It was 3 pm so she got in the tub and brushed her teeth she song the tunes
“I got yo man and you can’t do anything about it” she sung this and twirled around the bathroom.
She flat ironed her hair bone straight and put on her dress. It was a coral Elie Saab drape Salmon number. With some all black red bottoms and her Monsoon Ballroom Clutch Bag. She sprayed on some Jessica Simpson perfume that had a light supple smell and did her makeup gold.
She felt good and she looked good and she had one thing in mind. Safaree.
 With the last look in the mirror she told her self
“You one bad bitch now let’s go get your man”
 And she walked out the door with a hard switch.
Better yet did she know by the end of tonight was going to be her worst night.
*This bitch got some shit coming!!! Can’t wait for tomorrow to give yall part 2 Comment on here and on twitter and tell me what you think Love @TrebbleBarbie*

 her make up >

The OnikaFaree Wedding {Part 1}

*The day is here enjoy*
Nicki woke up at 6 am on her wedding day. She thought to herself about all the things she has been thru her entire life and now she gets a new start, a new beginning, a new life. She could no longer be a bad girl or rub all up on male and female models. She now belonged to someone by the end of today. As the sun rose from the horizon she prayed to the Lord
“Dear Lord, Thank you for waking me and my family up, you didn’t have to do that but you did, thank you for the many of blessings you sent me Lord, thank you for the fans you have blessed me with, I ask that you blessed them all one by one and name by name. Lord I come as humble as I know how to you oh Lord, Forgive me and cleanse me of my sins of the past, take all of the burdens off my back, release me of the guilt I felt for years. Lord, as I step into this marriage with Safaree Lloyd Samuels, I ask that you bless us, bless the children we create, bless our love that it will be everlasting. I ask that you bless me with wisdom and knowledge to know the difference and understanding. Protect us lord from evil and all hurt harm and danger. I ask that all of my friends stick with me thru out this transition of womanhood. Lord, I ask that you bless my family and my church family that I haven’t seen in years but today we meet again. Lord, I know your shining down on my, you’ve forever sent me blessings back to back. But today lord I ask that you send my grandmother down to be with me spiritually, I love her. Lord, I promise to put no man before you and no false idols before you. There is only one god and that’s you. Lord, thank you for blessing me with Safaree because you knew my struggle with men. I forgave the man you sent me to raise me, my father. I love everyone like you lord, I don’t hate anybody. I’m dropping off all of my harsh feelings today and I will try and live my married life the holy way. Lord, I thank you I praise your name Lord. AMEN.”
She drifted off to sleep in her patio chair in a white robe as the morning breeze hit her face. Around 2 hours later 8 am her mother comes and wakes her up.
“Nicki hunny, I made breakfast I want you to try and eat. Terrence and day will be on their way over here along with your bridal party.”
“Ok momma good morning! Today is the day”
“I know are you ready?”
“I never been more ready”
Nicki walked into the room to see her 3 best friends on the bed chatting waiting for her to come in. when she walked in she was rubbing her eyes and stretching by the time she raised her hands up to stretch she was barricaded with hugs and awe’s. Candice started to cry
“Omg my nick knack from the block is finna get married”
Lauren put a hand on Candice shoulder
“Yes she is, she’s a woman now” Lauren said like Anika Noni Rose from dream girls
The ladies laughed. They all sat down and had breakfast and Carol cried after breakfast. She just couldn’t believe she was the mother of the bride.
Nicki thought about her barbs and said
“I wonder how their bathroom situation is going they are probably all over there screamin and bumping into each other. Oop!”
“Having shower fight talkin about get out cause the water going to be cold” Diamond said
They ladies laughed.
“I should call them and see what’s going on”
“No, Nicki you have no time” Lauren said
As soon as she said that Terrence and day walked in the door ready to turn the Natural Barbie into a master piece of art.
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The barbs all woke up and started rushing to the bathrooms. It was 2 bathrooms per suite. Each bathroom was a full bathroom with shower and a tub. So there would be 2 barbs per bathroom. This was an all-day thing. Hair spray, oil sheen was the mist of the air as they all tried to get dressed at the same time. It was hot and Smokey from the flat irons being used and it was 6 barbs to a suite. Barbs were everywhere! People screamin and running from room to room. Once in a while you would see a boob flop out or a butt bent over. They didn’t care all they worried about was seeing the queen and her big day. It was like 10 barbs and 2 ken barbs who knew how to do hair and cut hair, so it was just the amount of time they had to complete 46 heads that’s half of the group who didn’t have a pre- done hair due or needed a touch up.
Jessie went to every room calling out the barbs and ken barbs names to make sure everyone was dressed and if they wanted breakfast or lunch because it was around 12 pm. The wedding started promptly at 6pm so Jessie needed to make sure everyone was in their place at that time. She did roll call thru all the chaos
“Damn these barbs are crazy, I missed my bitches though” Jessie said to herself laughing
Jessie started at the beginning of the hall and all she could see was white towels in the hall way and other stuff that just didn’t belong. She knew every door was open so she just screamed out the names. Every barb had a different but funny response
“Minaj_believer, TrebbleBarbie, NessZolanski aye aren’t you from the UK? Ha-ha, Coupleboobs, BossBarb, Ibodyybitches, Pinkmunybarbie, Nickiscarebear, Jessie_barbie myself duh! Billyminaj that BITCH! I love him, XoRomansLover, Teamzanyminaj, Galacticbarbie, Brandonminaj, psychoBarbie, Pastryomgminaj, _zolanskibiskit, TeamminajHelp, gracebarbie damn she invited a lot of uk barbs, but I could have sworn they were from America, Gogettaminaj_,Styleneek,Koykoybaby,NMsupport,Nicki_daily,Fetch_barb, MzBellabarbie, Barbs_R_us, teamminajjapan,TeamminajPink, Barbieattack, TeamminajAustin, Scaffbeezyson,Scaffbeezybro, PinkvvsMinaj, Minajtrinirician, Teamminajnassau, Manxbarbie, Tomboi_barbie, Teamdieforminaj, Misszsharii, Scertifiedbarb,Darealkefner,Nickivstheworld,Minajvstheworld, TeamOnikamaraj, TeamminajItalia, Islayyourfav, TeamnickiMinaj,idragg4nicki, Tylersoepic, jordanoreo, Playboykenx,Salutethe5star,Flawlessehehf1,Kouturebarb, Daniibethebizz,osk_minaj,kaitlynmorris, Cashleynika,Biggadenamonsta, Rogerdatbarbie, teambarbiewave, Iluvonikamaraj, Phillyminajbarb,teamminajTrini,_missbarbie_,Nickiromans, ranoey, BoothieKbminaj,Sexyshybarbie, teamminajNY,TeamminajDC, Itsme_notyou, Teamminajwales, Cherryisis, Bambi, TeamminajHaley, Shanequeaminaj, Teamminaj_pcola, Pepsi_minaj,Nickiminajpromo,Barbiebxtch, Jamrockbarbie,Michieeminaj, MandyLbarbie,TeamminajOrdie, Ilalalovenicki, dejaunnaxD. Ok I believe that’s everyone” Jessie peeped into the rooms saying hi to everybody. She wasn’t even dressed herself and she knew she had to do that before 3 and it was 12 and it was going to take her 3 hours to get dress so she ran back to the go cart to head back to the mansion to get dress. She made calls to martin and told him that the barbs are set and they are getting ready.
In the hallways was loud but Nicki bought out the hotel just for them so it didn’t matter. They were playing popping bras and runny stocking in the hall way. The smell of fried hair was in the air. On the dressers and beds was every inch of Indian and Brazilian hair you can think of starting with 8 inches to 22 inches.
“Aye pass me that curler out of the mini iron stove, carebear” pinkmunybarbie said while pointing and shaking her finger at the mini stove
“Look how you aint going to be bossing me around” care bear said to muny as they laughed. Muny was doing Kouturebarbs hair. Her hair was sandy brown that stopped in the middle of her back. She was Carmel skinned and had hazel brown eyes. She sort of sounded like Toni Braxton with a deep voice.
“Bitch doesn’t burn me” couture told muny looking back while muny was blowing the curling iron and twirling it in the air to cool off.
“Look how you know I know what the hell I’m doing now chill out and turn your ass around” muny said laughing slightly
On the other side of the room was Minajvstheworld and ibodyybitches. IBB was trying to sow a huge light pink bow to the side of her dress. It was rare that IBB wore dresses so she wanted it to be special when she did wear it,
“UGH who the fuck want war, I think this damn bow do and this messy ass glue gun” IBB said looking up to a laughing Talisa Minajvstheworld
“Let me see Ebony it’s not that hard, you have to squeeze her and hold here pauz”
“Don’t make me piss” IBB said laughing at her pauz
Down the hall were Biggadenamonsta and Playboykenx, and billyminaj. DaRealkefner was cutting hair and adding designs for people if they wanted it. He had been cutting for a while in New York so she would slay some haircut for dirt cheap.
“Yo hit this side up for me son” Chrissy (BiggaDenamonsta) said. He knew Nicki liked him with his curly hair so all he needed was a crisp lining
Billy was on the other side of the room playing Beammeup Scotty Vouging and dancing.
“Bitch you better werk” BoothieKBminaj said as he walked in the door. Playboyken automatically told him to sit his ass down because all he had on was a towel.
The kenbarbz laughed and got sneak peeks of the girls privates as they ran from room to room
“Aye did you see that other chick I forgot her name that bitch got a mashpatatoe pussy” Billyminaj said as they all laughed
All the barbs continued to get dressed and do their hair and makeup until it was time. Getting dressed 80 people took up the whole day from 6 am to 6pm. He barbs didn’t care as long as they were with the queen and there to enjoy her moment.
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Safaree woke up feeling good in the Egyptian white sheets. The first person that was on his mind was his Bride. He wonder was she freaking out and if she was he wasn’t there to comfort her but he remembered she was with her mother and best friends. He took a deep breath and said
“Thank you lord for letting this day come”
Safaree got and looked in the mirror and thought to himself as he looked in the mirror
“Yo son I’m going to be married in less than 8 hours from now. I’m now a taken man. No more fucking random broads after drinking too much, no more hitting on groupies, no more acting crazy with other woman period. I got my baby and that’s all that matters. Nicki is who I chose and I will remain a faithful husband. My mother taught me everything I needed to know. Then he heard a knock on the door. Safaree walked across the room to open the door and picked up the white tee shirt on his way over to it. He cracked the door and leaned his head to the side to see who it was. It was his mother
“Hey ma!”
“Hey baby, you ready?”
“Yes momma more ready than I’ll ever be”
“Ok baby” she said while rubbing his face and looking into his eyes
“Come sit down momma”
His mother sat in the chair next to the balcony in the room. Safaree sat on the end of his bed. Safaree hung his head after he looked into his mother’s eyes across from him seeing that she was going to cry. He knew this moment would come he just didn’t know when.
“Momma let me start off by-“she cut him off
“Come here baby” safari slid off the bed and walked over to his mother than kneeled so that his head was in her lap. She rubbed his head and spoke
“Safaree baby, it was me and you for a long time. I say me and you because you are my oldest and you were my man, the man of the house, my son. I don’t want you to ever forget about me” she said crying. She could feel Safaree chest against her knees jumping from holding his cry’s in. but she could feel her skirt getting wet.
“Momma I will never forget about you, you were my first woman, and you are still my number one lady” Safaree said looking up to her with his chin still in her lap. She grasps the sides of his face and held him in place as she spoke
“Safaree from the day you 2 met I know Onika was the one for you, the way you 2 got along was extraordinary. The way she looked at you, the way you looked at her. Maybe you 2 didn’t catch it at first but it didn’t surprise me when you told me you propose an she said yes”
“So you knew already momma?”
“Yes, mothers always know, especially their sons” she said while stretching her thumbs across his eyes to wipe his tears
“Listen to me, you grew up around women so you should know mood swings and you should know how to handle them especially hers.”
“I do momma”
“Ok, well when tings blow up and fights start you know how to handle them, woman like to win. Either you let her win or you just walk away from the argument ok”
“Ok momma”
“Never touch her”
“Momma I would never! you taught me better than that. I may get mad sometimes but I never get that mad at Nicki. She may push on me but all I do is walk away. I would never touch her she is my everything. She’s like a piece of jewelry I would never get rid of. A diamond that would last forever” Safaree’s mother cried when she heard him explain the way he felt about the woman he loves
“Well look at this my bam bam knows what he wants and I’m proud and I’m proud of the beautiful daughter you are about to give me. Nicki will surely make beautiful kids, I want grandchildren Safaree.”
“I got you ma! When the time is right we will work on that”
“No Safaree don’t work on it because when you werk for it, it won’t come. That’s something that you have to let love take over and do its thing”
“Ok, mommas I love you, but can we do one more thing like we use to ma?”
“What is it Safaree?”
“Let’s pray ok”
“Ok come come” she got up and walked to the sliding doors right next to the chair she was sitting in and opened the door. She looked back and reached out for Safaree’s hand. It was almost like a flash back of him being small again. This was her last time pray with her son as him being a single man, as him belonging to her. Now he belonged to another. She told him to bow his head as they prayed a two person prayer
“Lord, I thank you for this beautiful day, this beautiful earth, this beautiful life. Lord I ask that you cover my son with your blood as he take on new challenges of being a man. He’s stepping from under my wing and reaching for his own. Lord he is your son, he’s a God fearing man, and he has a good report. I’m asking you to guide his marriage. I don’t want him to have another broken home and the broken home is his. I want you to protect his home, keep his home together. Protect his heart, protect his life, and protect his marriage. We put no other god before you o’ lord. Hear my cry!” Safaree’s mom said in tears
“God teach me to be an instrument for you, send me wisdom with age, Knowledge with every step I take good decisions with every choice I make from now on. Lord, teach me to be a better man for my wife. I’m vowing to you today to love Onika Tanya Maraj forever and protect her threw the trials and the tribulations. I’m not asking to be perfect but I’m praying that it be close to perfect. Lord I ask that you help me and my new wife grow old together, bring surprises in our lives, and for us to never get bored with each other. You gave us the point of love and I’m here to use it. Lord, I promise she will be the only woman I love in an intimate way. I bow down to you a come meek. I will never commit adultery o’ lord. I pray that Onika won’t either. She is the angel you sent to love me, so I will take my blessing and love her back lord. All these blessing we ask in your name Amen!
Safaree dropped down to his knees and cried while holding on to his mother’s waist. She looked up to the skies and said
“God is Able, always believe”
She continued to hold her son and rub his head. She knew this was a big step for him and she was excited and nervous too. She knew she had to be with her son this morning and she refused to send his father up here. Ever since Safaree was a teenager he wasn’t really there. She helped her son up handed him some tissue an held his arms and said
“Baby your barber Chris is here, I want you to get dress today, but don’t get dressed for you get dressed for your bride. She awaits you. I know you miss her after 24 hours.” She kissed his cheek
“I love you momma, tell my sisters I love them and I’ll meet them at the altar, and tell Nicki I love her for me please”
“I will Safaree just get in the tub and get dressed” she turned around then walked out the door smiling.
The Vaks then came up the stairs and gave Safaree dap. They brought their suits and accessories and everything else they needed. All of his other friends came up stairs too. All of his grooms men where in one room. They all needed haircuts and only 2 people their knew how to cut hair and that was Chris his barber and REX. They all sat their reminiscing on the bad things they did and how crazy they were. Until it was time to put on their suits
“Martin where my suit at?”
“It’s right here coon chill out, I got you today no slacking for me”
“Alright I see you today” they all laughed
“Hand it over time to get dress” Safaree said jumping around like a boxer in his polo boxers and black dress socks and white tank.
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Nicki’s room was hectic.
“Nicki sit still and stop looking down trying to lurk on twitter girl it’s your wedding day” Terrence said trying to do her hair. It was hard trying to straighten her real hair bone straight so he need for her to sit still”
All of Nicki’s bride’s maids were taking pictures of her in her white half bra that held her breast up perky. And her all white thongs. Nicki only had on her jewelry which was her earrings that were 3 studded tear drops that sparkled in the light and in the dim light
“Awe look at my baby” one of Nicki’s friends said as she snapped a photo and Nicki made a funny face
“My cousin is so pretty” Julie said. One of Nicki’s cousins from Trinidad
Terrence was being careful while smoothing out the top of Nicki’s hair. He made sure no hair was out of place. He knew she was stepping into her gown so he didn’t have worries of her messing up her dress. Terrence had all of his tools laid across the dresser while day had all of her make up laid across the bed and in her apron.
Day and Terrence were in the wedding but Terrence did day hair prior to the time they arrived. Day had also had her make up done because she brought her glam crew with her. Her interns from Butterfly collective. She bought out 5 of her member Tiffany, Shay, Yolanda, Sean, Rosetta. All 5 of them worked on the bridesmaids and made them look flawless. Day taught the interns her techniques to make them better at their craft. If day needed anything she would call on one of them. Day had on a wide neck tiffany’s blue colored shirt that hung off her shoulders, day skin was Milk chocolate brown, and her hair flowed down her back with full curls that was pinned to the side so she could see. Her makeup was pink rose and shimmery red. Her cheek bones were high and she highlighted them with just a hint of blush and she had on diamond pink earrings that hung. She was beautiful.
Terrence kept working and laughing threw all of the commotion because he still had to do Carol’s hair. The bridesmaid’s hair was easy for him. He just gave them Goddess fishtail braids. Some needed extensions some didn’t.
When he finished the last pin curl, he created a master piece going onto Nicki’s hair. Nicki tweeted her barbs with her fresh French tip nails and said
@nickiminaj Thank you everybody for the wishes they mean the world to me. If yall see Safaree tweet barbs tell him I love him. 1yaslef5 until we meet again.” She sent a twit pic of her doing the kissy face with clips in her hair no makeup. And Terrence working behind her. The barb loved it and saved it into their OnikaFaree folder on their computers.
When Nicki looked up and sat up straight the bridesmaids started asking her questions again and she talked to her family and loved ones. Terrence started to create the bun on top of Nicki’s head that was made out of pin curst and black bobby pins. Terrence hands moved fast and he slightly sweated under the vanity mirror lights. As he was putting the finishing touches on Nicki’s last pin curl he held the long piece of hair in the air and bent his head down and kissed her cheek and told her in her ear
“Barbie I love you, I slayed your hair, I’m glad you chose me to do your hair. I feel so honored that you trust me with the main part of your outfit your hair”
Nicki put her hands to her mouth as she saw Terrence drop a tear. The bridesmaids awes and he says
“oh shut up, I just got a little sentimental because my Barbie looks beautiful” he said while stickin the last bobby pin in and spraying sprints for the last time to put a firm hold on her Natural hair that could easily frizz.
 He turned the chair around to shoe he Barbie her last look before she got her makeup done. She stood her little self up and walked to the mirror to get a closer look
“Well this Harajuku Barbie is sexy, POW!” she said while slapping Terrence 5 and gesturing her mom to come sit in her chair.
“Where is Safaree’s mom?” Nicki asked
“Right here” Nicki ran and gave her a hug
“My son told me to tell you he loves you and misses you, the 24 hours were rough on him he’s ready to marry you” Safaree’s mom said smiling
“Thank you for relaying that message. I got his text last night but I wasn’t allowed to replay. I love him”
“We all know that”
 The ladies laughed
“Terrence she needs her hair done too ok”
“No problem Barbie”
“Okay yall I’m finna go with day so she can do my makeup”
she looked across the room to see her Maid of honor in her soft pink dress dress and her bridesmaids in their hot pink ruffled dresses. Lauren always wanted to be different. Vincents tie matched hers and it was funny that they both were the maid of honor and the Best man.
Nicki then looked to the mothers. Nicki's mom had on a all white linen suit so she could be cool but elegant. and Safaree's mom wore a cream colored skirt suit. both of the moms hair were salt and peper from old age and curled. but they looked beautiful. nicki then sighed.
Nicki walked to the other side of the room and sat in day’s chair. As day worked her magic on Nicki’s face they laughed about the little arguments her and Safaree had and how day was the mediator of their entire situation. Nicki trusted day with all of her might and she knew day could hold water.
“Nick babe since the dress is an antique cream in doing your makeup in the song bird pink, and your lip will be nude. I’m going to put the fierce liquid black liner on your top lid and bottom lid then out line that with soft lavender purple. The look is very soft Nicki but very diva luscious.” Day knew Nicki like the back of her hand so she continued with her work.
Before she knew it another 45 minutes went by and day was putting the finishing touches on Nicki’s face. Day cut Nicki off in their convo and she told her to look, day grabbed her pink Friday mirror from her Louis Vuitton Make up carryon bag and handed it to Nicki.
“Thank you day” Nicki said with a shaky voice
“You better not cry missy, I’ve been holding mines in since I walked in here and saw you in your underwear. But it’s your wedding under wear see look now you gonna have my liner running”
Nicki held on to day as tight as she could and some of the bridesmaids ran over. Her maid of honor Lauren to her
“Nick its 5:30pm time to put on your dress and shoes and tights.”
“Omg it’s that time” Nicki said as her heart started to race and she was ready to cry. She talked to her family and friends so more before she waved them good bye to put on her dress so they could see her in it. When she got to the room she asked for day to come to with her body shimmer and she needed to ask her a question
“Day bay?”
“Yes Nicki?”
“Did you pick up my Lingerie?”
“Yes I got your sexy red lingerie”
“Wait, you got his favorite color, I could have sworn you ordered it in pink. Girl he gon eat your ass up” Lauren said
Carol walked in the room with her daughters dress. Carol was the only one to see the dress and everyone else just knew the color of it. Everybody knew that Nicki was flamboyant and very happy, but a lot of people didn’t really get to see Onika a lot. Onika was the inner her, the real her, the one Safaree sees. Onika is very mild and soft and supple, she didn’t like the very flashy things. And on her wedding day she wanted to show that with a simple but elegant dress. Her barbs never seen her in this look before because she kept it to herself. It was very personal to her. Onika was real. On her wedding day she told herself she would not lie to herself and wear something very flashy she would wear simple, elegant and pretty.
Carol laid the dress on the bed and everybody who was in the room which was Lauren and day laid their eyes upon the dress. Carol unzipped the white bag and opened it up and pulled the fully lace gown from out of the bag. Day was in awe of the scenery and Nicki looked to her left to see her reaction.
“Day don’t cry I haven’t even put it on yet”
“I know”
“Nick its beautiful, you went simple but classy, you are going to be a beautiful bride”
“Come on let’s put this stuff on baby” carol said anxious to see her bride
They slid on her shimmer stockings, while day spin around her in circles applying shimmer to her tan skin. Day then sprayed Nicki with Chloe perfume and retouched her blush. Lauren slide on her Mui Mui heels that were stoned only on the heel and the shoe was cream and suede. They were now ready for her to step into the dress. Nick balanced herself on Laurens shoulder as her mother held her waist stepping into her gown.
The dress had thin towers of lace and white beading on top of the lace. It had a straight line neck line and it hugged Nicki’s waist and a-lined towards the bottom of the dress. It touched the floor and dragged 2 feet behind her. It was tailored to her body because she was short but her heels made up for some of it.
When her mother finished buttoning up her dress, the 3 ladies stood back and Lauren pulled out her camera and she snapped photos. Then there was a knock on the door it was Terrence.
He came in and immediately started clapping and said
“You betta werk it girl” while spinning her around
“Oh before I forget” Terrence pulled out the diamond in crested small flower and placed on the side of Nicki’s bun
“Now your complete baby” he said while giving her a hug
Nicki looked like a model stepping from out of a magazine. She took off her engagement ring and prepared her finger to receive her Tiffany’s Wedding ring
“You all can I get a minute to myself please” Nicki said while smiling and slowly looking down to her dress
“Yes,” they all said in unison and left out and closed the door
Nicki looked at herself in the mirror and thought to herself
“Biotch you better werk day and Terrence put they foot in they work” she laughed to herself
“I’m Safaree’s bride I never would have thought in a million years that I would marry him and look has been on my mind for this last 24 hours. Everything I speak it has something to do with him. Yes! I’m ready to be his wife. Now let’s go show the ladies what you working with.
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“Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me” Jessie said while moving thru the barbs
“Are you all ready to go to destination OnikaFaree wedding?”
“Yes” they all said in unison (the barbs)
“War start war starrrrrrrrrrt” TrebbleBarbie yelled as everybody laughed
“Alright let’s go”
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“You got my rings on that red pillow?” Safaree asked his nephew while trying to tie his tie
“Yes uncle” the little boy said cheesing
“Ok. And where is Vincent”
“Awe he all caught up in his feelings” REX said
“You playin right”
“Naw nigga”
all of the grooms men had on black suits with Pink ties.
Vincent walked thru the door with a smile on his face but you could tell something was worrying him. He was the best man and he wasn’t that ready to give up his friend in marriage.
“You ready Vince” Safaree asked
“Not really but I am I just got cold feet for you”
“Awe man, you such a sucker. Help me put my cufflinks on”
“Where is your father at” one of Safaree’s grooms men ask
“You know I don’t talk to him like that”
“But it’s your wedding and he gave you that nice little speech on the dinner”
“Yeah, but he hasn’t been here. The only reason he is here is because he is my father and the lord told me to forgive. So I did. Nicki forgave her father and I forgave mine”
Vincent clipped on Safaree’s Cartier cufflinks and helped Safaree with his suit jacket and buttons.
Vincent smooth out Safaree’s jacket and stepped to the front of him. Safaree Tuxedo was all black and he wore a beet red tie. The tux was Black 2 button single breasted notch with satin lapel, made with fine Super 100's wool. He was on fire and he sprayed himself with Gucci cologne. Chris touched up his lining and he was ready to go.
 Safaree put on his patent leather Louis Vuitton shoes and tied them up. Re checked his tie and yelled to all his home boys
“Yo we got a wedding to make, Young F1 in this bitch!”
The Vaks yelled
“Fway!!!”
Safaree did the moon walk out of the room and rubbed both side of his face and slid on his black shade as he was ready to make the ride over to the beach where his wedding would be held. Trey yelled out
“You look like the men in black”
Everyone started to laugh
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Nicki walked to the door after she stood in the mirror and opened the door. Everybody was first talking and her cousin was getting her 2 flower girls ready. Everybody stopped what they were doing and the photographer captured the moment. All you heard was oh my god’s and she’s so beautiful and sniffles from people crying. She knew then that the dressed she chose was absolutely the one like she thought.
“Hey what do you guys think?”
“What do you think we think” one of Nicki friends said who stay in Brooklyn with her New York accent
“Well since all of yall was speechless I’m taking that I’m drop dead amazing”
“You got that right NIKA” Diamond said
“Look at my baby” Terrence and day kept saying.
Jennifer ran in the room and told Nicki she had to go along with the rest of the women. The wedding was being ready to start. Jessie ran in the room with her flats on and her heels in her hand and screamed at Nicki
“I’ve been texting you woman to come down stairs”
“I’m sorry Jessie you can breathe” Nicki said looking at the out of breath ricin chick
“I didn’t have my phone I sat it down somewhere so I could get dress” Nicki said knowingly
“OH” Jessie said with an attitude
“Put your heels on girl today you are work free now, the wedding is finna start”
“Alright MRS.SAMUELS” Jessie yelled with a smirk on her face
“You got that right, she got my last name now, and this woman is 10 times crazier now” Safaree sister Shanequea said
“Ok ladies let’s make a move now” Jennifer said trying to be on time. But she knew working with black folk’s it was going to start a little late.
 Everybody loaded the cars and head to the Beach for the OnikaFaree wedding. Before Nicki slammed the door to the car she yelled
“IM GETTING MARRIED!!! IT’S BARBIE BITCH!!!”
*stay tuned for part 2 let me know what you think. COMMENT on here or on Twitter Love @TrebbleBarbie*