Monday, August 8, 2011

Interlude

*ok Barbs this is what happened in the middle of the night… enjoy!*
“Ok Robert you and miciah have to leave I’m going to go get Nicki now. It’s going to be officially 24 hours before her wedding and I want to remain tradional. We have to do our Trini ritual and you can go get Safaree” carol said looking over her shoulder to a half sleep husband.
“Alright lady I’m getting up”
“Ok I’m going to call the driver over and call candi and the other girls; I can’t believe this is happening to me! I’m handing my baby over in 24 hours” she said clapping and smiling
When the driver got there she grabbed her purse and flips flops and headed over to get her daughter the new Bride to be.
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Carol walked into the quiet house glancing over the stairs and looking the opposite way. When she turned her head the opposite way she saw the girl and waved. They all giggled and pointed up the stairs where Nicki and Safaree just fell asleep. Carol nodded her head ok and started climbing the stairs slowly not to trip. When she got to the door she listened first just in case, so she wouldn’t walk in on them. Then she twisted the knob because she heard nothing and peeped in the dark room. The light from the hall way landed on a sleeping Nicki. She walked over to Nicki side of the bed and whispered in her ear and said
“Hunny bun it’s time to go”
Nicki’s eyes buck when she heard her mother’s voice in her ears and sat up
“Ma why are you here?” Nicki said giving her mother a crazy face
“Because it’s the 24 hour mark and you have to leave, kiss Safaree goodbye. Me and the girls are in the car waiting on you.” Then she grabbed Nicki’s cheeks
“Awe my baby will be a bride” carol smiled which made Nicki smile while looking into her mother’s eyes and she left out.
“Faree baby it’s about that time” Nicki said rubbing the side of his face. He stirred a bit but didn’t wake. Nicki kissed him and threw on her White jogging suit that said bride going down the side of the leg and across the hoodie and met the girls in the suv.
-
Back at the hotel room carol was in, Nicki noticed her brother and father was gone.
“Mom where are the boys?”
“They had to leave hunny this is all girls no boys allowed. I’m going to need for you to go back to sleep because tomorrow is a big day being the day before the wedding. Also known as the day of STRESS!”
“Mom I hope I survive because I’ve been freaking out already. I’m trying my hardest not to turn into Bridezilla” everybody laughed
“I know baby everything will go perfect, trust me ok”
“I trust you momma” Nicki laid her head in carols lap and the girls slept in the other king size bed next to Nicki and carols bed.
Carol looked over her daughters small frame and started to think back when she use to lie in her lap when she was smaller. Even as a baby Carol use to lay Nicki in her lap on a pillow and let her sleep there. She knew Nicki found comfort there so she let her lay there for an hour before she told her to move on her side of the bed so she could get some rest.
The hotel room the main women were in was over the ocean and the peeking sun shown in from sun rise. Carol always woke up around this time so she got up even though she hadn’t had any sleep much. She was too excited for the big day. She looked over at her wild sleeping daughter Onika and smirked and got up and threw her white robe on and walked to the sliding doors. She opened the doors to her the waves crashing and behind the waves was the beautiful sun rise from the horizon.  The smell of the sea salt from the beach and mild wind from the wave hit carol in the face which made her automatically relaxed. She sat down in the woven wood patio seat and took in the smell and the view. The temperature was just right, it felt like a spring day but she knew later it would be scorching hot. At 5:45 am was the best time for her to wake because her mother always told her your blessings come from the lord and the angel comes to receive a message in the early peeks of morning. She knew Nicki woke up a 6 am sometimes to write but she knew that Nicki didn’t know the meaning behind her waking up and receiving a clear mind to write. Carol said her morning prayer and drifted off to sleep again in the chair to her beautiful site .She was going to tell her daughter every secret tonight.
 Around 8 am the girls woke up to Carol sleep on the porch and Nicki walked over to her and helped her to the bed while she was sleep.
“Momma gets some rest me and the girls will wait for you, it’s going to take us some time getting dressed and applying makeup and all of that. Then Wang-Tu is coming to do all of our nails and pedicures ok” Nicki said kissing her mother’s forehead as she shook her head yes and drifted back to sleep
“Aw you two look just alike she so cute” Lauren said
“I know right, she’s my queen, I don’t know what I would do without my mommy”
“Momma girl” Candice said smiling at Nicki who was rubbing her mother’s soft hair
They walked out the room suite into the dining area and closed the door to the room and Lauren went to the bathroom to take a shower.
“Ok while yall are getting dressed I will be cooking breakfast for us and my momma, I wanna surprise her with her favorite for breakfast! French toast” Nicki said smiling while grabbing the Texas white bread from the counter she told Martin to get by texting him.
Nicki moved around the kitchen while Candice went to go pick out her outfit and Diamond went to go style her hair before her shower.
-
SB woke up to the sun in his face which he thought Nicki did once again by opening the shades wide open. He looked around and saw she wasn’t around so he said
“Sweetheart I’m woke where you are?”
“Right here baby “CLSFRESH said in a crazy attempted girl sounding voice, while walking out of the bathroom in their room with the Vaks right behind laughin
“Shut up son! You aint funny, where nick at”
“Oh look who feisty in the morning” Vincent said, the guys laughed again
“Soooorrrrrrry… guy” the Vaks all said in unison as Safaree got out of bed
“Let me call nick first, and get yall gay asses out of here” Safaree said throwing on a white tee shirt
“oh yeah Lauren called me and said she won’t see me a lot today because she’s with Nicki and Nicki can’t see you for 24 hours or something like that” Vincent said while pointing and gesturing his hands to Safaree
“Oh yeah, I heard her talking in my ear but I didn’t wake up, I can’t see her for 24 hours damn this is torture.”
“Hahaha, no nook for you” Trey said while holding in his laughin turning red
“In a minute yo ass will be BC nothing instead of BC-8, lame ass sworsh” Sb said lookin at trey like he dumb
“SWORSH!!!!” the other 3 yelled out
“Hahaha shut the fuck up” REX said laughing
“Naw I get more than this nigga any day and he got the nerve to talk, dude retarded” Safaree said
“We all get more than this nigga, he wanna be mister goody to shoes and shit and not have none because he said he scared of the disease”
“What disease?”
“Pregnancy!” the Vaks laughed together again
“Get the fuck out! Hahaha, this nigga desperate. We gon hook you up with one of the barbs as soon as they get here”
“Naw nigga!”
“Hell yeah, this is an emergency, you need pussy”
“Go get dress you niggas aint shit” Trey laughed
“Alright, but yall gotta get yall gay asses out”
“Nigga aint nobody gay” lucky said
“Mumbles has spoken” Safaree said and they all got out of the room and waited for Safaree to come out.
“Yo son, did you do what I told you and get the strippers Trey?” REX asked concerned
“Yeah I did they are at their hotel waiting on us to call them”
“Alright, this nigga better hurry up us got shit to do” Vincent said smiling and rubbing his hands together
“Nigga you got a woman right on this island, go ask her to make that ass clap” Lucky said. Everybody laughed
“Shut up nigga, and I can help it I love me some pussy!” he said giving dap to REX
“Spanking that ass, spanking that ass” REX said like mike Epps
The guys sat around the mansion an talked until Safaree came out dressed an hour and 30 minutes later. Then they got their day and surprise started.
-
“Breakfast was great baby” carol said while chewing her last piece of sugar powdered French toast
“Great, now I’m going to take my shower and text safari”
“NO! Do not do that, that’s breaking tradition of not speaking or having contact at all baby. Give me your phone.” Nicki dragged her feet and pouted all the way over to her mother’s lap
“But ma!”
“But momma nothing, go get your but in the tub while Wang-tu is on her way over”
“Ok mom” Nicki smile while turning around and her momma patting her on the behind in gesture of hurry up.
When Nicki got to the bathroom she saw all three ladies dress. Diamond was rapping a song she had mixed for her radio show back in Philly, Lauren was now putting on makeup, and Candice was curling her edgy Mohawk.
“Yall hoes gotta migrate to the room or something”
“But we need the big ass mirror” Candice said
“But I need the shower and my steam aint going to help yall, now is it?”
All three of them gave Nicki the evil eye and she laughed. They packed their things and moved to the room. By the time she got out the girls were sitting in fold up chairs and had their pedicure water going. Nicki sat down and joined them except for she was first in getting her nails done. She got her nails short for her wedding and had them in a French tip and a single rhinestone right above the white line on every nail. Wang-tu massaged Nicki’s hands and massaged her cuticles. Wang-tu finished up with Nicki’s fingers and moved on to her mothers and her 3 friends. After she completed their nails she did Nicki’s toes the complete same way she did her nails and moved on to her mothers and others after she did hers. Wang-tu left and the ladies enjoyed the rest of their night sipping on martinis and eating lobster enjoying the fun times they had, and carol enjoyed telling Nicki embarrassing moments.
“Well ladies 7pm is late for me and I would like to talk to my daughter alone, will you all excuse us. I want to have a heart to heart on the beach” carol said looking at her daughter and grabbing her hand. They both threw on their flip flops and went for the walk
“Ok ladies see yall later” the 3 ladies told carol and Onika as they walked out.
-
The guys knew it was getting late so they were ready to give their guy Safaree his surprise. They all stopped talking as the door bell rung. The ladies were dressed as police officers and all the guys screamed
“Surprise BC-1”
“What the hell is this?”
“What you mean, it’s your bachelor party the night before your wedding, enjoy!” Vincent told him. He then handed Safaree 1000$ of singles and the strippers turned their music on and went to work. Safaree enjoyed his night. He popped an Advil so he wouldn’t catch a hangover and yell and watch his friends smoke ganja. He enjoyed the rest of his night but he missed Nicki so much. He knew he couldn’t text but her texted her
“I love you, My Wife, My Queen, My Angel get your beauty sleep for our big day”
And pressed send.
-
All of the barbs and ken barbs had touched down on the island ready to see their Barbie bride queen. A lot of them hadn’t seen her in a while because they were going to school or getting degree’s this was more of like a reunion and everybody loved it. They wondered where Nicki was but they knew that they would all probably just get a big speaker call from her. They talked and mingled and roomed with the people they were set to be with. They all had like 2 suit cases apiece so it was crowded. Terrence and day and Chris had all arrived that night and they were staying in the hotel with them also. Terrence and day talked to the barbs and caught up with everybody and see how far everybody had come.
 The barbs had a sentimental moment and they all enjoyed each other’s moments for life in a huge circle. They also expressed how they made it thru trials and tribulations with the help of Nicki’s music. All the barbs had been thru something and they could all relate in some way, and if they couldn’t relate in one they all could relate in one thing and that was the love for Nicki.
Nicki showed the barbs the real mellow her, the true her, Onika. She didn’t have to hide in front of these barbs or put on a show because she knew they understood her. They meant the world to her and that’s why she invited her top 80 barbs out of her 500 guests.
They all rapped Nicki songs and played her music and reflected on twitter and how everybody use to be in a fight over OnikaFaree or Dricki and the dumb Tunenicki. They talked about her flaws and perfections, the way they connected with Nicki. Some people let their guards down and forgave the others they didn’t get along with. This beautiful trip was well needed.
All of a sudden Nicki called Day phone. Day picked up
“Hello their hunny”
“Are you here day?”
“Yes I am hunny bun”
“Ok, I heard you are with my die hards where they are?”
“They are right here crowding me trying to hear what you are saying” day said laughin
“Hahaha they are a mess, put me on speaker day I wanna talk to them”
“Ok hold on” day pushed the button
“Ok you’re on”
“HI BARBZ” Nicki screamed
 The barbs screamed back hey HB! And Nicki giggled
“Ok barbs I have to tell you something”
“What” the barbs screamed
“I’m getting married”
The barbs went bonkers and screaming and yelled at the phone OnikaFaree!
“yes barbs OnikaFaree, I’m sorry I won’t be able to see you all tonight because I’m spending time with my mommy but I love you all and I thank you all for supporting me and all of you coming I love you barbs, my babies, my bunny’s”
“We love you too Nicki” the barbs said
“Well I want you all to get some sleep because it’s a lot of you and you all have to be ready on time and sitting in you all places at a certain time. Jessie will be over to get you all in the morning and I will see you all tomorrow night barbs you hear me? And we will dance the night away!”
“We love you Nicki, and YOU get some sleep” the barbs said sternly
“I will trust me, my momma is here” the barbs laughed
“We I have to tend back to my mommy now, goodnight barbs”
“Goodnight love you HB”
“Love you too”
Day said her goodbyes and everybody parted their ways to their rooms to get some sleep.
-
Carol and Nicki watch the sunset together as her mother gave her advice on life and reminded her of the things she already told her. She also wanted to let her knew new things like how to react if Safaree gets mad at one thing and how to solve it. Just to never leave it alone. It’s always good to talk. She wanted to tell her daughter all the secrets to marriage before she hopped straight in it.
“Nicki remember when I told you to always wake up at 6 am and you started doing it?”
“Yes momma and I started doing it. I started writing in that time of morning to because everything was just coming.”
“Onika that is because you receive your blessings in the morning from god. If there is anything you need from god ask him at that time of day ok. He always sends his angels at that specific time because it’s easier to relay a message.”
 “How do you know this mommy?” Nicki said giggling
“Your grandmother told me now I’m telling you since she can’t be here to tell you herself, she would have loved this sight.”
“I know momma I wish she was here to enjoy all of this. I swear I would be mad broke if she was here because I will give my all to here I love here I miss her” Nicki leaned into her mother while tears fell from both of their eyes while they walked across the shore while the waves crashed into the rocks and their feet.
“Onika she is here with us, she see everything”
“I know momma, I love you and her I don’t know what I would have done without you too.”
“You would have still made it. This was destined for you baby.”
“Thank you momma”
“Onika, no matter how hard things may get or seem you stick it out, you don’t give up on your marriage do you hear me?”
“Yes momma”
“because there will be fights that you two will have that you think you won’t make it out of. But you will. You see I and your father stuck it out and we will forever be together. The love never leaves. And never cheat on him”
“Momma I love him too much to cheat on him, he gives me everything I need, he holds my heart and God has my heart. When I vow to god to love this man for the rest of my life I will momma”
“Oh and one more thing don’t be selfish and not have kids I want grandbabies”
“Momma I will give you grand kids just not right now”
“You don’t know when they are coming so be quiet”
“Momma I’m still working so later will be fine.”
“Right now wouldn’t be a problem neither, I’m ready for one now” Nicki giggled at her mother’s serious face
“Ok momma I will see what I can do”
“Don’t play with me Onika I’m serious, and I wanted to let you know I love Safaree and I trust him. I can’t believe I’m handing you over tomorrow; this is more than life Nicki baby. My baby is not a baby no more” carol started to cry
“I know momma but I will always be your baby and imma always still run to you for everything. Nothing is changing but the status of my relationship and my last name.” Nicki cried a little too
“I know! It’s just really big for me and I’m happy my baby found real true love and not one of those stupid niggas on the street”
They both stood in one place and looked out into the dark ocean that was clear. They held hands as the warm wind carried thru their hair and enjoyed the silence in between them. Until Nicki broke the silence and said
“Let’s go to bed now mommy” they started to walk back
“Yeah let’s go its past my bed time, but I’m excited”
“I’m excited to mom, IM GETTINGMARRIED” Nicki said while falling into her mother’s arms as they walked and laughed after that.
*they are cute, this was the night before the wedding, now here comes the wedding part one will be posted at 3pm tomorrow =) comment and tell me what you think LOVE @TrebbleBarbie*

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Continued Rehersal Dinner...

-Continued
Nicki picked up the phone since it was facing down. She was going to tell who ever called him that he would call them right back cause he was in the shower. She usually did this so it didn’t bother Safaree much. But when she picked up the phone this time she wasn’t expecting to see what she saw. Nicki opened the text message to reply when she seen the naked girl in the message. She laughed at it first just because she thought it was from one of his friends back at home sending him his last bachelor text. Until she looked in the face of the naked woman and saw Felicia. The caption under the picture said “I love you too baby can’t wait till you come get it *Felicia*.”
Nicki threw the phone down and leaped out the bed. She was heated. She was furious. She knew deep down that Safaree wasn’t cheating on her but why would Felicia say I love you too? Like Safaree said it. First. So many things ran thru the Barbie’s mind. Her thoughts:
“Wait were getting married in a day”
“Did he tell her he still loved her?”
“Does he still speak with her?”
“We can’t get married if he still loves her Omg”
“Maybe I should have let him talk more when we were stuck in the air”
“Lord please don’t let this be true, I can’t take this! I love this man, ugh! Not now!”
These were the things she thought as she started to pace the room. Nicki wouldn’t allow herself to cry over another bitch texting him but she turned red in the face ready too. She decided to go down stairs to the other side of the mansion where Candice was. Laruen was still walking the beach with Vincent. She didn’t want to see his face when got out she just couldn’t take it. She was too made.
She ran down the white spiral staircase and sprinted to the other side of the mansion.
“Damn this place is big” Nicki said while running
She knocked on candi’s door.
“Candi open up I need you please just hold me”
Candi heard the distraught Barbie outside sounding like she was going to cry. Candi opened the door to a beet red face Nicki. She grabbed Nicki and pulled her into an embrace and didn’t let go. She asked her
“Nicki, baby talk to me what’s wrong? Ssshhh its ok hunny”
Nicki let her tears fall. She couldn’t hold it in any more. She felt so hurt because she knew how much Safaree did love that girl. But he also told her he hated her, but she didn’t know what to believe. Her mind had been so caught up in the wedding.
“Candi I didn’t want to go to my mom so I came here. I was sitting in bed and Safaree’s phone started to vibrate. So I picked it up like the usual. We both agreed to have no locks on our phones since we trusted each other. And he usually let me tell people to call him or text him a little later. When I looked at it, it said private number and a naked girl, so I blew it off thinking one of the boys sent it to him as a joke but then I looked at the picture a little harder at the girls face and it was Felicia. Her message said I love you more and blah blah blah! I can’t take this candi”
“UGH! As soon as I go home I’m beating this bitch ass. I’m finna send the block on her ass. I remember Lauren telling me that Vincent said Felicia has been trying to get Safaree’s number but fail. But how did she get it? Vincent sure didn’t give it away and we didn’t neither”
“I don’t know who did but she still has bee texting him. Safaree doesn’t empty out his messages so I scrolled down and like 8 messages were from her. I didn’t even look at the sent message. My heart hurts”
“Nicki did you talk to him about it?”
“Nope I don’t want to I want to just be in here with you and Lauren until I get my head straight before I do my vows.”
“Come on hunny; let’s just get your mind off of this. I’m sure she has been stalking Safaree and Safaree has not been cheating. He loves your dwarf ass too much. He will take a bullet for you, kill a nigga for you, has he ever lied to you nick?”
“Nope”
“Have you ever doubted him before?”
“Not till now!”
“Girl chill out I’m sure she on her hoe shit, because she know you and him getting married. You snooze you lose. And girl you WINNING!”
“Always have been” Nicki said while wiping her face and holding candi’s hand. Lauren walked thru the door with all smiles.
“What the fuck you so cheesy about?” Nicki said and candi laughed
“Wait… why is you down here and why are you crying? What happened? Did something go wrong? Don’t cry we can fix it”
“Stop panicking! Safaree’s ex-girlfriend has been texting him and sending him naked pictures”
“What that Felicia bitch? I’m finna go home and molly whop the shit outta her, this bitch don’t get enough! That hoe burning! She fucks every nigga in town who got money, like what the fuck?!!! She need to keep her burning ass and ha 3 kids where she at”
“Damn 3 kids?”
“Yep no walls pussy havin ass, I’m sure she got something”
The girls laughed and Lauren told Nicki not to worry about it but deep down she was. Nicki suppress her feelings and just chilled and talked more with her girls. Diamond even came and sat down for a chat with the girls and they laughed and talked about everything Nicki should try while freaking
-Upstairs…
Safaree got out of the shower ready to play with Nicki again until he came out the bathroom to see her nowhere in sight. It was quiet so he got a little nervous
“She knows not to leave a nigga in a mansion, niggas start thinkin negative especially when it’s an unannounced leave.” Sb thought to himself
He put on some boxers and a white tank top and sat on the bed. He reached for his phone to call Nicki to see where she was because she never leaves her phone. But he noticed she left the Hot Pink Barbie Berry on the bed.
“That’s strange, she neva leave this beat up thing”
He pressed any button on his phone and the screen lit up to show a naked picture of Felicia and he read the caption and automatically got furious.
“UGH! This bitch always ruining shit, Nicki must have saw this… where is she I know she’s upset, what can I do to make it up. If she doesn’t want to marry I’m going to be threw and somebody is going to die. I don’t give 2 fucks yo”
He called up the vakies and had a short convo with Vincent...
“SON why Nicki say these messages from Felicia shit FUCKED UP! What the fuck imma do.?”
“First off do you delete your message, like every nigga?”
“No why would I delete them?”
“Cause of shit LIKE THIS”
“Naw man me and nick got this trust thing”
“You still supposed to delete that shit”
“Shut up nigga and just help me find Nicki, if this bitch don’t stop harassing me I’m going to get her killed”
“The bitch crazy but she doesn’t deserve to be killed”
Safaree looked at the phone before he spoke because they didn’t know what all Felicia has done to him. But he decided to keep his mouth shut and just say
“If you only knew nigga”
“Knew what”
“Nothing man calls Lauren and candi for me and call me back”
Safaree threw his Coon Berry on the bed and fell back with his hands in his face. He was so heated and tempted to punch something or someone. He texted Felicia back and said
“Bitch don’t ever send shit else to my phone I will send the cops on you better yet I will have the block waiting on you once you get home since you have fucked everybody man”
She replied.
“Nigga you aint on shit you couldn’t hurt a fly if you could”
He replied.
“Wait... just wait… fuck off my phone crusty bitch I hate you don’t text this phone no more”
“Oh I’m guessing the Barbie saw the shit huh? Job well done!”
Felicia sat on the other side of the phone feeling confident but energized. She sipped on her Tequila and threw her head back with her shoes off on the balcony listening to the waves.
Sb replied.
“Bitch fucks you, I hate you, I never will want you, and I’m a married man.”
She replied.
“No you’re not! not until Saturday.”
Sb thought to himself how she knew unless she has been keeping up with him.
“I’m married; I LOVE NICKI NAD ONLY NICKI, Bitch sucks my dick”
She replied.
“I already did =)”
Sb thought to himself like she never gives up.
“FUCK U” and with that said SB bought a call and text block from blackberry and made it for her number. He was just mad. CLSFRESH called him back instead of Vincent and said
“You she down stairs in yall crib go get her”
-In the room with the ladies…
“Oooo weee yall nasty I’m not doing that” Nicki said smiling and looking at her friends she loved.
“Look nick all you got to do is lay back and hold your leg like this and let him have it like that or yall can play cops and robbers naked”
“What the fuck you freak!” Nicki busted out laughing.
“Oh but on a serious tip Nicki I got you everything you need baby”
“What do I need, what you talking about?” Nicki sat there looking confused
All three ladies went to their suitcases and pulled out bags with bows on them
“Is that for me???” Nicki said with a big smile
“Bitch you the only one who like pink and all the bags are pink what do you think child”
Nicki gave Lauren the under eye.
“Ok so Nicki don’t you know the 4 things that you need before the wedding?” diamond said, the other 2 ladies sat there smiling with their gifts in hand
“Um no!”
“Okay this is how it goes. You need something OLD something NEW something BARROWED and something BLUE”
“Blue? Ugh I hate blue why couldn’t it be pink”
“Cause look hefa its blue, its tradition sorry it couldn’t be altered for Onika’s liking” diamond said smiling and rolling her eyes.
“Ok Lauren can go first”
“Blah! Ok Nicki I got you something old. Remember we saw that charm bracelet from harry potter the real one the girl had on in the movie”
“Yes!” Nicki’s face lit up, and Lauren handed her the bag
“Open it”
Nicki ripped the bag open and saw the antique charm bracelet from London. Nicki screamed to the top of her lungs and thanked Lauren. Then it was Diamond turn.
“Ok so imma go second. I got you something barrowed; you are gonna flip open the bag.”
Nicki opened the back to discover some hand cuffs! All of the girls busted out laughing from nick’s facial expression.
“You don’t like my gift girl?”
“Yeah I like it, I’m just thinking of whoever this was who used these and what they did with them”
All the girls cringed their faces and laughed harder. Candi stepped up last with her 2 gifts. Candi loved going shopping for Nicki so she agreed to get something new for her and something blue since she knew what she wanted to get her blue.
“Okay Nicki I got you something new and something blue open it”
When she opened the gift she noticed the small box that was black. She opened it to discover two blue Topaz studs which was Nicki’s birthday color. She squealed and opened the other present. It was a blue lingerie set that was see thru and studded. Nicki loved it and was sure to use it on the honey moon. She hugged all of her friends and thanks them until she let a tear come out. They did a group hug until they were interrupted by a knock on the door.
“Aye opens up Nicki we need to talk.” She looked back at the girls who agreed in his saying and she opened the door to a frustrated Safaree.
“What do you want?”
“I want you!”
“Oh so you don’t still over that tramp that’s been sending you pics and stuff for the past 2 days. That’s why your ass has been acting funny”
The girls set behind Nicki quiet, just staring watching their bestie handle her soon to be husband.
“I promised I was going to tell you Nicki please don’t do this a day before”
“Nope! You stop lying a day before”
“I haven’t lied. You didn’t give me a chance to tell you nick”
“That chicken noodle bitch said she love you too like you told her I love you first. I’m not dumb Safaree.”
“Did you check my sent messages to her?”
“Nope I didn’t want to I was afraid I was gonna find more hidden tea from you”
“Nicki look I’m not lying to you!”
He handed Nicki the phone of all the old and sent messages. Nicki looked at them and batted her eyelashes as she read thru them. She raised her head up and said
“Oh, so now you really lying because she been doing this for 3 days”
“Nick please don’t be like that, like I promise I’ll make it up to you”
“Ch. Sure will”
“I promise just come back to bed, so we can cuddle while I can still look at you. I can’t see you for 24 hours after this night, its tradition and I’m sure momma carol will stick to it”
“I just want you to be more open with me, if some shit go down like this again tell me right away, I could sent some of my bitches on her from BK and finished her ass”
“I know that’s why I was scared to tell yo ass” they laughed. Nicki turned around to kiss her friends good night while they told her to forgive him. Her big day was less than a day away now and everybody was nervous, excited and surprised.
Sb grabbed Nicki’s hand and kissed it and said
“I love YOU do you hear me YOU and only you!”
“I hear you loud and clear Faree” Nicki giggled
They went upstairs and lay down and watched Kings of Comedy and Nicki obnoxious laugh traveled thru the quiet sleep mansion. Safaree looked over to her and kissed her cheek and pulled her closer as they sat on their phones and tweeted and watched the show.
@Scaffbeezy I got your dream girl riding in my dream car
And Nicki tweeted
@nickiminaj niggas don’t know what they got until it’s gone.
The notification came to Safaree’s phone and he set an all-out attack on her armpits tickling her and play fighting.
“Ok, ok I can’t breathe let me tweet something else”
“It better be nice while they over here blowing me up”
“They know! Cause we are one piece me and my barbs have spider senses” Safaree chuckled
Then she tweeted
@Nickiminaj Pissin I get MARRIED IN A DAY BARBS!!! I promise we will celebrate with an Ustream until then *kisses virtual foreheads* goodnight my cupcakes have fun in dream land.
Nicki threw he phone on the night stand and flopped back into Safaree’s lap and fell asleep. Safaree put her down on the bed and turned off the 67’ flat screen and slept on his stomach. They had a big day ahead so he didn’t waste no time sleeping
*Hey yall!! This bitch Felicia crazy!!! She is an infectious bitch grrrr!! But Comment on here and tell me how yall liked this Chapter. And Tweet me and comment. Love yall! Next chapter is THE WEDDING shakes ass!!! Coming soon the ONIKAFAREE WEDDING warning: a lot of barbs will be there! LOVE: @TrebbleBarbie*

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Rehersal Dinner

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-Thursday… 2 days before the wedding...
Wednesday night after Safaree tweeted about Nicki being tipsy; he lay down and rested his head. Then he remembered they forgot their dinner dress rehearsal for the wedding. The whole day Nicki was stressing out and forgot. The party of the wedding will be flying in 2 days before instead of a day before. All of their friends and best friends and a couple of family members would be their Thursday evening. He called martin to see what time everybody was flying in, martin told him around 4 and dinner rehearsal started at 6pm sharp in hall on the island where the reception would be held also. It was 60 people in their wedding party. All of them where family and friends from New York and a few from other places. Nicki had a maid of honor, Safaree had a best man, then there were 25 bridesmaids, and 25 groomsmen, 2 flower girls, a bell boy, a ring barrier, mother and father of the bride, and mother and father of the groom, and the priest.
Nicki woke up Thursday morning with a slight headache from being tipsy the previous night.  Then she recognized it was 2 days before her wedding and got teary eyed and excited hitting the white fluffy comforter in front of her. She looked over to see Safaree resting peacefully and smiled until he reached for her and pulled her back down in the bed into an embrace.
“You know tonight is dress rehearsal?” Sb said waiting on the Barbie to spazz because she totally forgot.
“Wait… Omg, I forgot! Omg Omg Omg nobody is going to be here because I changed everything to the day before the wedding for them to arrive Safaree no this cannot be happening” Nicki said while jumping out of the bed pacing the floor in front of the window where the sun shone brightly thru.
“Don’t worry, martin knew the whole time and he made the arrangements so chill”
“Omg I gotta pay that boy more, that’s why I love him, my little chocolate life saver” Nicki said while walking to the bathroom
“Come on Safaree we gotta get dressed, and where is Jennifer? She supposed to handle this crap right? And tell us where to walk and how to move” Nicki asked Safaree
“Yeah babe, she will be there, she said we still have to pick out the musical selection for Stevie and j.Hud to play and sing, but you know I’m scratching that soft shit, I told you I’m walking down the aisle to Did it on em”
“Omg Safaree NO!” Nicki said why giving him the side eye as he got from out of bed and walked over to her.
“Why not! That shit is going to be luuuug!”
“That shit is hood an ratchet and plus I don’t want my momma to hear that shit”
“Nicki give it up you know yo momma already heard it! She told me she likes a few song on the album and its some she don’t agree with”
“Whatever Safaree” Nicki said looking back at him while she stood in the mirror. Safaree came and stood behind her and held her waist taking in her sweet smell and said
“In two days which is 48 hours, you will be my wife”
“Whoa! You can count now? Wow did you learn how to spell to” Nicki said turning around laughing
“Yep! “ Sb said sarcastically while walking away. Deep down he was happy as hell and had a little more pep in his step.
They took their showers and threw on some clothes until it came around to 4 pm when everybody started to arrive. They then got dressed and put on their actual clothes. Nicki wore a Rose pink Herve Leger Dress that hugged every single curve she had, Prada cheetah print shoes that laced up the back like a corset, a cute waist cheetah print belt made by ASOS that Jessie spotted for her in the mall back in L.A, and 24k gold large bangles up her arm and cheetah bangles to accent. For the first time in a long time Nicki was matching. She braided her hair into a long fishtail braid and put her pink diamond stud earrings on Safaree got for her.
SB put on his clothes, but he is a laid back type of person so he chose to put on an Armani Rose red colored tee shirt to almost match Nicki, some crooks and castle shorts that were charcoal grey but had a slight shimmer to them, and his silver watch his mom got him since she was going to be there, his signature rose colored SB chain, and some vintage Rose red colored Nike’s that matched his shirt perfectly with no sock.
Their friends started to arrive before the family. Lauren, Candice, Diamond, Tyesha, and the Vakies all got there first. Lauren had got Nicki’s bouquet for the rehearsal custom made with pink roses to match her dress with sworaski crystal shaped hearts planted within the bouquet; it was made for a Barbie princess like her best friend Onika.
They all ran into the house yelling for Onika.
“Nicki where the hell are you pork chop?” Lauren said being loud
“Bitch I thought I was lamb chop?” Candice asked Lauren. They both started cracking up
“Hey girls!” Nicki said making it down the stairs as quickly as she could. She hadn’t seen them in months so this was huge for her.
“Nika this girl called you pork chop”
“Wait!!! Don’t even start I just did my make up! Bwhahahahaha!” Nicki couldn’t hold the laugh in
“I thought I was sayin the shit right, guess not” Lauren said nonchalant
“I fucking love yall I missed yall, oh wait where are the boys?”
“Vincent and the rest of the vakies are outside including Trey” Lauren said
“Hahaha! This is gonna be a funny 2 days, they went and got Mr. Yungiconic himself, short ass”
The ladies walked to the sitting area, and chatted.
“YO YO YO, SB nigga come help us with this shit G”
“What shit nigga? Do I look like a bell boy to you?”
“Yeah” INTELREX said
“Shut up fuck boy! And fuck ya murda!” Sb said in his accent
“Yo Trey here! Ha I thought you would Neva get on a plane nigga, but I’m happy you did that shit for me, my dawg!”
“Yo I was Pissin bricks though” Trey said
“Naw nigga, let me hand you your panties, this nigga cried” CLSFRESH said
“MY NIGGA” Sb and CLSFRESH slap dap to each other
“Son you getting married, aint you scared?” Lucky said while dragging Candice luggage in
“Naw, but whaddup coon” Sb said while doing the BC hand shake with him
“Where BC-6, BC nothing at” the Vaks asked
“He in his guest room son” Sb said pointing his thumb in a certain direction
“Aye dick heads bring yall asses over here” Lauren said
“Yeah she said it” Nicki said
All of his friends where their like old times and all of Nicki friends where there. They all sat in the sitting area and talked about old times and all the things they use to do. From the fake fights, to sneaking all of the Vaks over the border of Canada because they couldn’t get passport, to crazy fans, and nights of drinking and laughter just cracking joke on one another till things got serious. They talked like this for the 2 hours left just catching up but were interrupted in between times when Safaree and Nicki’s family and other friends arrived.
Safaree received a text from a blocked number that said “you miss me?” With a picture of a Carmel smooth ass. SB texted back and said “who the fuck are you and no I don’t fuckin miss you” and pressed send. She texted back and said “this Felicia”, he texted back and said “how did you get my number and stop sending me shit, better yet fuck off my phone bitch.” Safaree never called any woman out of their name unless they disrespected him. She was 1 of the few that he did not like, he hated her.
“We don’t be like that baby” she texted back
“Stop texting my phone, I get married in 2 days. I told you I don’t want shit else to do with you”
She sent a picture of herself just in her bra and the caption said “fuck that new girl that you love so bad, I know you still think about the times we had”
Nicki peeped the tension in Safaree’s face as he got up and walked out of the room into a more secluded quiet area. She followed him
“Is everything ok baby?” Nicki asked concerned. This startled him a bit but she just took it as he was setting up a surprise for her
“Naw I’m good hunny, go back in there I’ll be in there in a second”
“Ok baby” Nicki said kissing him
“I love you”
“Love you more”
Sb went back in the room and sat down next to Nicki and the rest of their guest until it was time to ride over to the building where dinner dress rehearsal would be held and their reception after the wedding.
-6pm
“Ok people partner up with your mate so I can do a head count” Jennifer yelled
“Safaree I need you here, Mrs. Maraj and Mr. Maraj you all are a little late but that’s fine just come and stand right here. Ok 1, 2, 3” Jennifer said while swaying the way she wanted them to sway while walking down the isle
Safaree phone buzzed again and he looked down at his iced out IPhone 6g.
“Where are you baby what are you doing” Felicia texted
Nicki was at the far end while Safaree was in the beginning of the line. She could tell something was off about him she just couldn’t pin point what it was.
He texted back and said “Leave me along hoe, I don’t like you, I hate you”
“I just wanted to show you how much you meant to me before you got married”
“Screw you” Young Vaks looked over his shoulder to see all of these texts from a private number and wondered who it was.
“Yo who is that son she feisty, and creepy as fuck?”
“It’s Felicia” whispering into Vincent’s ear
“What the fuck nigga she found your number? I swear this bitch a professional stalker”
“Look what she sending me man, if nick see this shit I’m threw”sb said. Felicia texted back
“Alright then since you don’t want to act right, you will pay and that dumb ass Barbie of yours”
“Fuck you!”
With that last text Safaree threw his phone in his pocket. He did not know that Felicia was on her way to destroy his wedding day. He didn’t even know who she could have gotten his number from, but then he thought about when he went back to Flatbush. He had a fight with Shawn and he had his number.
“That nigga do anything for some head, weak ass nigga” Sb said in a pissed off low tone. YoungVak caught what he said
“So it was that nigga? we at his head after this lovey dovey shit”
“Boys pay attention! Safaree walk down the aisle” Jennifer said
Young Vaks slid back in his place but Nicki saw the whole thing. She saw how pissed Safaree was and how distant he been acting. Now she wanted to know what’s going on so she texted Lauren who was 20 people in front of her and said
“Ask Vaks what’s wrong with my baby”
Lauren texted back “Okay, I peeped that too”
“Thanks”
Everybody walked down the aisle. Then it was Nicki turn to practice. Nicki’s skin glow under the candle light setting that was going on. She looked beautiful, and Lauren, Candice and diamond were standing at the alter crying waiting on her.
“I can’t believe it’s this close” Diamond said. Nicki and diamond been really good friends since she started her whole DJ career. Nicki always supported pussy power!
“Me neither” Candice whispered back over her left shoulder.
Nicki’s nephew Screamed and ran down the aisle “the bride is coming, the bride is coming, the bride is coming”
Nicki giggled at the gesture and stepped pass the wooden threshold. She held her custom made bouquet that sparkled under the candle light and proceeded forward. She tried not to cry as she saw her mother with her Kleenex tissues wiping her tears, and her father meeting her at the middle of the isle. She never thought it would be him but he was living, he was forgiven, and he was there.
“Baby you look stunning” Nicki’s father Robert said in her ear. He kissed her cheek and she blushed red and said
“I love you daddy, thank you”
“Ok, yada yada yada, you say your vows, yada yada yada! you may now kissed the bride” Jennifer said
Everyone around Nicki and Safaree clapped as SB took Nicki and dipped her while he kissed her. But then he felt his phone ring again and it distracted him, he didn’t want to say anything to Nicki because he knew that she could tracked her down and have her barbs tracked her down and find her number. So he tried to ignore it.
“OK jump the broom” Jennifer said
They jumped in the air like some goofies and walked out and came back in and every one clapped. Nicki walked over to her mother.
“Hey momma what took yall so long to get here with ciah?”
“Our flight was delayed for a couple of hours, you haven’t heard? It’s raining like made in New York”
“Yes I did actually momma, but I thought it would have stopped by now”
“Nope! but you should go kiss your father he yelled at the flight people and got us here” Carol laughed and so did Nicki
“Dad so you are gangsta now and you can barely speak English”
“Yeah, Onika I had to do what I had to do”
“Love you dad” she gave her father a hug
“I want to do the toast Onika”
“Ok dad! You really have stepped up I’m proud”
“Thank you baby for the opportunity” Nicki just blushed and smiled and walked away
“Nicki baby!” Carol yelled, Nicki turned around quick
“Yes ma!”
“I’m saying grace”
“Ok ma! Yall not gonna leave Safaree parents nothing to do” Nicki cheesed really hard as everyone walked to their seats.
The Dinner consisted of Steak, potatoes, crab legs, lobster tail, caviar, chicken, curry chicken and peas, jerk chicken, green bean, corn bread, corn, white rice, pasta, fetterchini, and Drinks and alcohol beverages. The waiters passed out the whine and wine glasses for the toast. Nicki’s and Safaree’s glasses had pink and red ribbons with groom to be and bride to be engraved in the glass. Nicki was the only one to have ROSE’ in her glass.
Safaree stood up and gave his thank yous to everyone for coming out. And then all of the Vakies said their ignorant speeches and the ladies also said their speeches. Then it was the parents, Safaree’s parents went first. Safaree and his dad wasn’t that close anymore since Safaree was a teenager so it was awkward. Then his mom went and it made Safaree cry a little after his mom talked about raising him, and teaching him how to be a man on her own and loving her only boy more than the sister. The sister got loud and settled down afterwards. Then it was Nicki’s parents turn.
*Roberts speech*
Onika baby I love you so much
 You are my middle child, my princess
I know Safaree will take care of you but always remember to
Let your love endure beyond the last sunset.
May your life be long and happy?
Keep the cares and sorrows at a minimum
And many friends around you
Prove to be faithful, fond and true.
May your voyage through life be as happy and as free?
As the dancing waves on the deep blue sea
May your love be added, may it never be subtracted, may your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided!!Safaree, take Onika's hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"
 Everyone laughed and Nicki cried and stood up and gave her father a hug. While this was going on Vincent tapped Safaree and told him that his phone was vibrating. Safaree checked it to see that he had 3 picture messages and 4 text messages from Felicia. Sb sat there and smiled thru Carol’s speech
*Carols Speech*
My baby Onika
My new son Safaree
I love both of you I want you too to always remember to
Seek a happy marriage with wholeness of heart, but do not expect to reach the Promised Land without going through some wilderness together.
 You all always fight so you 2 should know this
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
I love you both.”
Carol cried and Micah stood up embracing his mother and Nicki joined them. While this was happening Sb slid off to the side and read his messages, he didn’t know Nicki was keeping a close eye on him.
“What the fuck is this shit” he thought to himself looking thru the pictures
“Safaree I love you, please come back”
“Safaree look at my kids they need a daddy like you”
“I’m sorry for hurting you I wish I would have kept it, you don’t love her you love me, you were always jealous of my other dudes. Come back to me, I want you now, I couldn’t see it till now” those were all the text Felicia sent him
SB came back over and sat down next to Nicki. Nicki looked him up and down and asked him
“Is everything okay you been actin kind of funny today…”
“Yes I’m fine” he said with a small attitude
“Okay I won’t ask no more”
Carol said Grace and everybody ate. After everybody ate they danced and song all the old music that played. They even had a small gospel segment, Nicki loved her gospel music. All of the drunken people, sober people, family and friends departed ways to their hotel rooms and Nicki mansion.
“Love you girl! We will call you as soon as we get in”
“Ok yall bye bye”
“Son we back at the hotel hit us up if you can’t sleep”
“I will BC’s”
“BC 1 getting married haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!” Trey said
“Yep now take yo short scrunty ass to bed”
“Why you gotta be like that?”
“Cause I can nigga bye yall”
They all walked off and left to leave Nicki and safari alone. They said goodnight to their parents and went back to the mansion to get some rest.
“Babe tonight was magical; it was everything I expected me to be.” She said while looking down at Safaree who was sitting on the bed. She was standing in between his legs.
“I’m glad you enjoyed it, I liked it too! My coons with me”
“I swear yall gay”
“How! Them my coon as BC’s its BC nation”
“Yeah Barbie clan”
“Whomp,” he said while wrapping his arms around her and laying his head on her tummy
“I love you, like you promised everything will go right and it is. Thanks for trying to keep me calm yesterday. I would have pissed bricks this morning too if you wouldn’t have said anything.”
“I know, but I want you to chill, this is what we hire people for to help us”
With that being said Safaree got up and pulled off his shirt to expose himself to get in the shower. Nicki grabbed him by the belt buckle and kissed his chest where her name was then they kissed passionately. He took her into an embrace, and she finished off the last of his clothes he had on and threw them on the floor.
“Nope you can have me remember” Sb smiled and kissed her cheek on the way to the bathroom. She pouted her bottom lip
“Nope, it’s not working! You got me good last time ha!”
“Not fair Faree”
“Yes it is”
He tweeted @Scaffbeezy it’s so fun to remind people of what they can’t have at the moment. And then he clicked out of his phone and threw it on the bed by Nicki. He didn’t have a lock on his phone because he trusted her and she trusted him. Safaree got in the hot steaming shower and Nicki could smell his Gucci scent coming from the bathroom she laid there with her eyes clothes until Safaree’s Phone vibrated.
*Cliff hanger I know! Sorry hehehehe!!!!This bitch Felicia is CRAZY. Yall will find out what happened tomorrow... COMMENT ON HERE and on TWITTER Love @TrebbleBarbie and tell me what yall think MUAH!*