Reception

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Safaree and Nicki pulled up to their wedding reception hall and walked thru the double glass doors. They had to walk thru another set of doors also to get to the actual party but before they walked out they were announced by the DJ.

“Ladies and Gentlemen we have your Newlyweds in the building!!! Make some noise for Mr. and Mrs. Samuels”

They played “I’m coming out” as Safaree and Nicki danced their way in and made it to the middle of the floor for their first dance. Safaree chose the song that they would dance to since Nicki chose everything else. This was the song that was playing in the background when he proposed to her. As the lights went dim Safaree walked to the middle of the floor unbuttoning his tux jacket. The light that moved around the room was pink and red. And he cued for the dj to play the song. The song he chose was “all my life” by K-ci and Jojo. Then he reached his hand out for Nicki to come to the floor.

As she reached out for his hand he pulled her too his chest and she rested her head over his heart. Everybody around them clapped. As they swayed side to side he sang the words of the song into Nicki’s ear “all my life, I prayed for someone, like you, and I hope that you do love me too”. They gazed at each other and said

“I love you Mr. Samuels”

“I love you more”

He twirled her around but this time he made her stand on his feet because she was so small. He wanted to be able to reach her lips. After he adjusted her on his feet, he held her chin and they exchanged kisses. They forgot about the crowd that was behind them crying, clapping and cheering them on.

“You’re finally mine”

“Yep I am”

They giggled and he took her off of his shoes and let her feet touch the ground. He spun her around on her toes and dipped her and kissed her again but this time it was a deeper kiss. When they were done kissing Safaree then picked her up and spun her around again as all of the cameras were flashing and they had Martin video recording.

As the second song begins to play Nicki turned to the crowd and invited everybody else on the dance floor.

“Everybody grabs a partner” the dj screamed into the microphone while bopping his head

Nicki danced with her father and both of her brothers and once with her mother before making it back to her husband. Safaree danced with his mother and sisters before returning to Nicki.

The electric slide came on and all of the old people got up to join the massive crowd dance. Nicki did as the song said and went all the way down to the floor in her dress dancing with one arm swinging back and forth in the air.

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“Look at Nicki hitting those dance moves” one of the barbs said

 All of the barbs were admiring their queen as she danced the night away. Barbs were tweeting and dancing and eating.

The decorations of the reception were beautiful. From the ceiling hung Black and Hot Pink draping, and a huge crystal chandelier.  The chairs were black with Hot Pink bows; the tables had black table clothes and white china. The Forks, spoons and knives were silver. The napkins were rolled up on the left side of the plate and they were Hot Pink with circular jeweled piece holding them together. The centerpieces in the middle of the tables were tall clear vases that were half way filled with water and long-stemmed pink tulips that overflowed the vase. They also had clear and black martini glasses with their wedding date and their names on them so people could take home as souvenirs. And white cards that had all the guest names on them, showing them where they should be seated.  Some tables had small black square vases they decorated the tables along with white candles that were held in jeweled casings. Everything was well put together and everything coordinated.

The barbs loved the quality of everything from the food they ate to the wine they drunk. They had Lobster, Tilapia, Salmon, shrimp, crab, Curry, spicy Gumbo, Rice and other small side of that nature, sirloin steak, lamb chops, bake potatoes with the choice of chives and cheese or butter to add to it, Rose, white wine from 1960’s, Ace of spade, Moscato, Loco coco, Daqari’s in every fruity flavor you could think, Martini’s and a professional bar tender to make up the crazy concoctions of alcohol.

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“Yo Safaree it’s about that time dawg, bring yo bride” one of the groomsmen said to him

“Come on Nicki come to this seat right here”

“Ok! What am I sitting down for” Nicki said still smiling for a picture while slightly bopping her head to the music while Safaree has her arm

“I gotta do something and you do to”

 As soon as he told that to Nicki in her ear. One of the groomsmen had already walked to the dj and told him to cut the music and for everybody to come and surround Nicki and Safaree. It was time to take off the garter

“Garter time! now who catching it?” Safaree said laughin and looking behind him to see everybody backing up

“Here is your blind fold BC” Vincent handed him the black blindfold that had Mr. Samuels in cursive in white font

Nicki sat there with her mouth open looking around and mouthing to people she was embarrassed and giggling.

“Oh no! Safaree don’t get to freaky” Nicki said laughing and hold her breath looking down at Safaree who was now getting on his knee’s lifting her dress

Safaree was being funny as he threw the dress over his head. While he was covered he kissed Nicki’s thighs which made her jump a little and he came up for air saying

“Look now! Don’t kick me I gotta do my job”

They crowd said

“Ooooooooo” and giggles as they snapped pictures of the groom and bride

 The barbs started saying Pam Pam! And OnikaFaree as he went back under.

He worked his way up first kissing her ankle then her calf. He stopped at her knee and stuck his tongue out to the camera throwing up young money showing off his platinum wedding band then went back in on her thigh. Since he was blind folded, he followed the scent of her Chloe perfume up her leg. He placed small kisses on her thigh until he felt the garter in between his lips. He hooked the garter with his tongue and pulled it to his teeth. He then dragged it all the way down her leg and snatched off the blind fold and retrieved the garter. He popped the garter towards all the men on one side of the room and it landed in Vincent’s hand. And everybody laughed

“I guess that means I’m next huh?”

“Yeah I guess so”

Lauren smiled and blushed from across the room as Nicki turned her head and peeped that Vincent and Lauren exchanged I love you’d.

“Nicki you gotta toss you bouquet thingy right” Safaree asked

“Yeah I do”

“You gotta use your arm; you know the thing you always use on me when you are punching me like a punching bag”

“Shut up Safaree, trust me I got this, I’m finna launch this thing”

“Yo, yo, yo ladies crowd around as Nicki throw her bouquet who is going to be the lucky lady?”

When the Dj announced that all the women and barbs ran over to get a chance at catching her bouquet. The older women were desperate because they wanted the curse of finding love and getting married.

The DJ counted

“1…2…3… launch it Nicki”

“Throw baby” carol said laughing

Nicki threw with all of her heart and the bouquet landed in Tyra Banks hand.

“Oh girl you know I need this”

“You better werk Tyra boo” Nicki said cheesing at her

“You know I will, all I gotta do now is find me a man”

“Love is out their Tyra. I’m glad you caught it girl I love you thank you for coming” the photographers came over and snap a shot of them talking

“I wouldn’t miss my favorite Barbie’s wedding for nothing in the world”

Nicki blushed

“You look beautiful doll; I pray your marriage stay strong”

Nicki all of a sudden her clinging of glasses from her family hitting their drink glasses with fork, gesturing her to kiss Safaree. Nicki spun in a circle looking for Safaree, and then he came up from out of nowhere and places a kiss on her lips ever so gently. She closed her eyes and took in his Gucci cologne.

The family kept hitting their glasses which made them keeps kissing. Safaree was so funny; he got tired of kissing her on the lips and started kissing her everywhere else

“Watch it son, do kiss her right their while I’m still sitting here” Robert said which made everybody laugh

“My bad, my bad”

Nicki got up and gestured Tyesha, Diamond, Candice, and Lauren to come with her. She was ready to go change into her reception outfit.

“Where you going baby?” I’m going to change I will be back. She kissed him and mouthed to her mother that she would be right back for the toasts.

Lauren and Tyesha helped Nicki get out of her dress and a photographer was also snapping picture of that. She replaced the dress with a white Jogging suit that had Mrs. Samuels on the back and on the right chest part it had Bride in crystals. She threw on some brand-new Air Jordan retro XIII’s and walked out the door, and her crew followed right behind.

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“Yall look here comes Nicki she finna come talk to us” one of the barbs said

“Hey barbs”

“Hi Nicki, Hi HB, Hi Onika, Hi Mrs. Samuels” they all said at different times

“Hi barbs, I just wanted to come over here and tell you all how much I missed you all faces. I see all of my barbs, my real ride or dies here. I’m so happy all of you took the opportunity to fly out cause I know some of you are in college right?”

“Yes” they said

“Exactly! so I thank you all for coming out”

“No we thank you for giving us a free vacation” one barb said while everybody slapped five in agreeing with the barb while Nicki chuckled.

“No problem I just wanted to make sure I saw all of my favorites here. I love you all”

“We love you too and Safaree” the barbs said

 Safaree walked up.

“Hey coons, oh hey BC-64, your name curly sue right?”

“Yes Safaree” she said answering him while all the barbs were laughing and conversation amongst themselves

“Safaree I was thank them for coming do you want to tell them something?” Nicki asked looking up at him since he was standing over her behind her chair he looked down

“yes, keep the Coonery alive, keep the ignorance high, and fuck being humble, and remain BC’s” the barbs started clapping and Pam pam everywhere

“Ok barbs well we are going to listen to toast. If you all want to give one just stand up when you see somebody sit ok”

“Okay hb” the barbs said

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“The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal. Toast to you two” Kimora Lee Simmons said holding up her glass

She sat down and Kobe Bryant stood up

“This Marriage thing is only hard if you make it, but you see I survived it, so when the bull shit hits you stand threw the storm and the rain, if you really love each other you will fight for what you want and that’s to keep your family together. Toast to you two” he sat down

 The family started to bang their glasses again and they kissed

One of the barbs stood up

“Ssshhh, I want to hear her” Nicki said while squinting her eyes to see which barb it was

“HB and SB I love yall, wish yall the best in life. We as your barbs want to see you two conquer the world and take the world by storm once again. We are always routing for you too. Have some babies, and die old together. Let your hearts beat as one. I love you. Here, here” the barbs clanged their glasses together

Nicki and Sb looked at each other and smiled and clapped

They made it thru all of the toast and they ate. Now it was time to cut the cake. The cake was Gorgeous. It was a 3 layered cake and the filling was vanilla crème and the inside had 4 layers per tier. It was red and pink roses that started from the middle of the cake at the top center and spiraled their way down to the table. The rose peddles were going in the motion of the spiral on the table also. Safaree and Nicki first took pictures holding the knife together with left hands to show their wedding rings. The photographer also got detailed pictures of their hands holding the knife and the knife having The Samuels on the blade. The cut the cake together and Safaree picked up a piece of cake so did Nicki.

“You better not Safaree or its going down”

“What you say” he asked her

He started to walk closer to her making her nervous that she was going to smash her face in cake but she eased the cake into her mouth

She screamed

“Sike” and smashed it into his face

“Why did I know you was going to do that... ugh give me a hug”

She walked towards him feeling sorry she did that and he got her back with white icing covering her eyelid and lips

“Safaree I’m going to beat your ass!”

“Only if you can catch me”

They were running around the table and the crowd laughed and the photographers kept snapping photos and martin made sure he got this part

“Fucking buffoon” she said wiping her face with a Hot Pink napkin

“You love this buffoon though” he took her into his arm and he smiled at the camera as she was cleaning her face. He kissed her cheek

“You are so full of it” Nicki said smiling

“I don’t want no big fat woman” that song played thru the venue as Safaree said

“That’s my song, come on baby” he pulled Nicki to the dance floor

They danced with their family and their entire drunk friend until they got tired. They knew they had to catch a flight in 2 hours so they got ready to leave.

“Alright everybody the Bride and groom have to go so they can catch their flight lets walk them to the car” the dj said

Everybody headed out side before they did. Friends and family covered both side of the pathway they were going to walk down to get to the car. The car now had just married on the back window and they attached can by yarn to the exhaust pipe. Everybody received a handful of rose peddles or rice or red confetti to throw at them.

When they got to the door safari looked at his bride

“You’re beautiful; this is my moment for life. I got you, I love you”

“Awe Safaree, thank you for saving my heart now let’s go and enjoy our Honeymoon in St. Lucia”

The pushed through the double doors they walked through when they first got their and ran to the car. They got in and Nicki let down the window. She waved her hand and kissed the parents good bye. Safaree did the same.

“Barbs will Ustream when I get back, inform the nation” Nicki said before letting up her window

“Let’s go driver, I got a honeymoon and a plane flight to make” Safaree said hitting the back of the driver’s seat

“You wish is my command sir” the driver said while letting up the window inside the car.

Nicki and Safaree kissed as the car drove off. The kids ran behind the car until they got tired and they were on their way.

*They cute right. Now its finna get steamy hold on to your seats for the Honeymoon barbs.  Comment on her or on Twitter Love @TrebbleBarbie*